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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/20/2009 6:39:09 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

I am looking for new and better small penis humiliation ideas.

These are for men who love it, beg for it and pay a pretty penny for it, so, they *really* do want that. 
The more creative, the better, it seems.
It often goes hand in hand (but not always) with my sissy boys who call.
I really like them all an awful lot, and want to give them great experiences. (I have reconciled this with my subbiness as telling myself I am providing a "service"...)
I've read a lot of the small penis threads here, and got a few ideas, but most of them seem to focus on why it's bad/not bad instead of the actual technique.
I've already decided that the men who call me do it because they get something out of it. At first I was very gentle, and did NOT want to do it.
But now that I've come to realize that they enjoy it, I can get very creative and wicked; I just want to get even more wicked!!

Ideas, anyone?

Tia!!


Never quite understood this gambit....cuckolds typically love the whole "your dick isn't big enough for me" sketch....my dick's big enough....I just happen to thrill on the whole cuckold gig....

(Can't help ya).

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/20/2009 6:45:20 PM   
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I would like photographic evidence, please.

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/20/2009 10:07:58 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

I would like photographic evidence, please.


Nooooo now they'll think we alll want to see their dicks in their emails!

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/20/2009 10:23:12 PM   
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I get enough of that...

I did tell one of them to dress it up in slutty barbie doll clothes and send me the pics. (he seemed to like it!!)

Thanks to whoever posted that idea.

Some of my cucks like sph, and some don't. Most seem to though. I think it goes along with the whole humiliation, not good enough thing, but...it's very subjective of course.

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/21/2009 4:14:54 AM   
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yes it is small and i am proud of it..it doesn't change who chezz is.

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/21/2009 4:52:20 AM   
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The sad part of all of this is , many men  do judge themselves emotionally by theur size.(not all men ofcourse) I am not sure  about this , but is it possiable that this is part of the growth in seeing men wanting to  not actually have sex but to be used for cleaning of a Mistresses home or to be tormented and humilated instead of being used for  sexual play? I don't know  if there is any merrit to this idea or not...

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/21/2009 5:13:37 AM   
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ORIGINAL: openmindedslave

The sad part of all of this is , many men  do judge themselves emotionally by theur size.(not all men ofcourse) I am not sure  about this , but is it possiable that this is part of the growth in seeing men wanting to  not actually have sex but to be used for cleaning of a Mistresses home or to be tormented and humilated instead of being used for  sexual play? I don't know  if there is any merrit to this idea or not...
you know open,it is God's little trick.Yes it is said men age more gracefully although i think that is bunk.But as we age unless we are in a workout regiment that has us looking like we did in our 20's and 30's and even 40's,the bottom line is the gut gets biggermthe cock gets smaller and we end up with a prostate gland the size of Cleveland.i am trying to get healthier,my sugar is down and my weight is down also,but it won't bring back the cock size which was slightly larger than it is now.BDSM is a very sexual lifestyle or at least sexuality breeds all over the place in any given situation.But you are right,it shouldn't be about the sex at all.What should be the foremost factor in anyone's mind is how well are you treated not how soon can i have an orgasm or be restrained from an orgasm.

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 4/21/2009 7:55:33 AM   
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Fuck Me thats taking minimilism to a whole new level!

A hint of peach is good in a fine wine, but a hint of cock is no good for a fine man!

Hung like a horse.... fly!


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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 7/11/2009 10:17:38 AM   
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In the midset of what matters is; how i am treated and how i treat my Owner; therefore i humbly type this:

As the creation account affirms that God designed our genders, doesn't it follow that the sex act itself is a gift from God?
Indeed, the two (sex & God) are inextricably connected.

Immediately after creating man and then woman, God blessed them and commanded them to "be fruitful and multiply."
In other words, in a clear context of divine blessing, God essentially commands Adam and Eve to have sexual relations.

Thus, for a fallen slave seeking to serve a modern Goddess, who is also keyholder, chastity becomes his sacred gift to Her.

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 7/11/2009 10:51:15 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: GanymedesEunuch

In the midset of what matters is; how i am treated and how i treat my Owner; therefore i humbly type this:

As the creation account affirms that God designed our genders, doesn't it follow that the sex act itself is a gift from God?
Indeed, the two (sex & God) are inextricably connected.

Immediately after creating man and then woman, God blessed them and commanded them to "be fruitful and multiply."
In other words, in a clear context of divine blessing, God essentially commands Adam and Eve to have sexual relations.

Thus, for a fallen slave seeking to serve a modern Goddess, who is also keyholder, chastity becomes his sacred gift to Her.



GanymedesEunuch: 

Welcome to the forums.    You pose interesting thoughts for those who follow the Christian mythos, but I don't see how it follows the topic of tiny penis humiliation.


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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 7/11/2009 11:00:18 AM   
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I have actually done that once, i t was one of those hair clips, with interlocking teeth, and he was really small enough to clip the hair clip around the penis. Now it didn't fall off but  it's pretty pitiful to me if your cock fits inside a hair clip.
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ORIGINAL: Lockit

Hummm let's see.... I might find things to go around his cock that surely wouldn't fit and would fall off to prove how small it was and that everything I said was true.

Put your thumb back in your pants...

Find an oscar meyer weener whistle and tell him you carry it to remind you of him...

Can you write with that thing, I've seen thicker pencils...  (Make sure it isn't winter and he can write in the snow)

That is not a straw!  You can't expect me to suck that!

Okay... I am half awake and I have never done this... can you tell? lol

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 7/11/2009 2:10:15 PM   
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ORIGINAL: OttersSwim


GanymedesEunuch: 

Welcome to the forums.    You pose interesting thoughts for those who follow the Christian mythos, but I don't see how it follows the topic of tiny penis humiliation.


Hum, good point. i apologize for being unclear in that post. My bad.

Accepting how God made me, a small-dicked submissive seeking an entry slave position; YES for sure, i like SPH too. Love it!
Indeed, my size is not important, as i seek an Owner AND Keyholder to use my mouth, so not likely to be ever erect and therefore quite small.

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 7/11/2009 4:21:25 PM   
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And I think people shouldn't try to define what it should or shouldn't generally  be. If it's about sex for one person and their partner great, and for the next couple if it's not all about sex, great for them. There is no wrong or right way or rule on how bdsm and kinkiness should be done.

What does it really matter if the only reason I do kink or bdsm is to get my sexual gratification needs met, if I am honest. Or vice versus, if I am into bdsm and kinkiness and it's more than sexual gratification, as long as I am honest about that too.


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ORIGINAL: chezzy71

BDSM is a very sexual lifestyle or at least sexuality breeds all over the place in any given situation.But you are right,it shouldn't be about the sex at all.What should be the foremost factor in anyone's mind is how well are you treated not how soon can i have an orgasm or be restrained from an orgasm.

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 7/11/2009 7:10:11 PM   
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It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men are still busy checking their thumbs.




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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 7/11/2009 7:15:08 PM   
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Thanks for the giggle.


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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 7/12/2009 4:00:17 AM   
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Sheesh im so busted. I thought my thumb was longer

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 7/12/2009 5:12:07 PM   
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Your question reminds me of an old joke:

A man is on his third date with a woman.  He is very shy, partly because because he has a REALLY small penis.  He likes this girl a lot but is afraid that she will dump him when she finds out the size of his sex organ.

On the third date he decides he has to let her know about his small penis and decides to break it to her slowly and in a round-about way.  Hes asks her that night to join him for a walk in the park.  As they move into a secluded, very dark area of the park, he takes out his cock and nervously places it in her hand and awaits her response.

She says to him: "Thanks . . . but I don't smoke". 

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 7/12/2009 5:18:45 PM   
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"There's never a microscope around when you need one!"


"Awwww, don't worry....someday you'll be a beautiful butterfly!"  (said to the penis itself)

"Can I borrow that?  I have a popcorn hull stuck in my teeth....."

"It's your lucky day!  Slave Susie here is going to give you a nice blow job.  Susie.....pucker up!"

"I locked myself out of the house!  Thank God you brought the lockpicking tool!"

< Message edited by windchymes -- 7/12/2009 5:29:23 PM >


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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 7/14/2009 11:20:22 AM   
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Hung like Buck the field mouse...

I smoked fatter rolllies than that, and I lit them with matches that were bigger...

It's so small, it only does in or out

Looks like you got 3 balls...

I've seen bigger clits than that...

Do you need to measure it in millimeters?

How many blow-up dolls have you punctured with it?

Cocktail sausages must give you quite a complex!

You do pee sitting down, don't you?

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RE: Your Penis is SO Small... - 7/14/2009 1:02:59 PM   
vasha


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 my Ma'am suggests you listen to, or make him listen to over and over the following songs:
Short Dick Men
Short People
Its alright to be Ittiebittie
Man i feel like a Woman
can also put in the playlist "Man i love being a Girl"
its a small world

... now if you have him take several of these, put em in a play list, with shuffel on, and auto replay.... this.. i think would set the mood very very well

this thread had us cracking up 

~vasha


edit*  Ma'am also mentioned this: point, laugh, say "Shinkie-dink!"   "are you sure that's not just a really bad zit?  here, let pop it"

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