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RE: On your knees, bitch! - 6/3/2010 8:37:51 AM

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LOL...that is unreal.

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RE: On your knees, bitch! - 6/3/2010 8:40:24 AM

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No, not an urban myth in my experience. When I was looking I would get a stereotypical on your knees bitch message here and there and I will get one once in a blue moon now even though I've changed my profile to read that I am collared. There are a lot of men out there with poor social skills and the internet appeals to these men...they don't have to get any better at it. They think it might be just that easy....to say on your knees and voila ! they've got a woman. I used to be rather courteous and explain that no, I wasn't going for that or I'd just delete the message but if I get one now I mess with the guy or tell him how stupid his approach is.

If you are interested in this type of thing there are a couple of old threads on silly emails that people on here have gotten...they are a hoot to read.

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RE: On your knees, bitch! - 6/3/2010 8:43:58 AM

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ORIGINAL: mistoferin

This is an actual email I got on another site some time ago. I saved it because, well...it's just one of my favorites! You can see why.....

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girl,

your profile came up today and I find you interesting. I am placing you under MY consideration at this time. you will immediately cease contact with all other Dominates. you will alter your profile to reflect MY consideration of you. Within one hour of receiving this message you are to send me your phone number and passwords. Make sure your webcam is on, if you don’t have one get one immediately. you will always address ME as SIR. Should you fail to do so punishment will be swift and harsh. Here is a list of rules that I am implementing immediately. your compliance is mandatory.

you will return MY emails and phone calls within 5 minutes
you will always be nude when you contact ME
your webcam will always be on
you will always kneel on the floor when you speak to ME, legs spread one foot, eyes to the floor
you will not use any furniture or sleep in your bed
you will open a savings account and deposit $50 dollars per week for transportation costs should I find you acceptable
your dildos (if you don’t have any get them) will always be ready for use and you will always keep one in the freezer
other items that must be readily available are, wooden spoon, clothespins, hairbrush, paddle, permanent marker

I am a kind MASTER as long as you follow the rules. DO NOT try MY patience. I have no tolerance for fakes or brats. you have things to do now so go do them.

your MASTER (name withheld to protect the idiot)

(oh and, his profile was blank with no picture)

Oh. My. God. That is nuts. I am in awe of this guy's cluelessness. There should be a prize somewhere for this.

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RE: On your knees, bitch! - 6/3/2010 8:49:51 AM

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I got that same message! You mean I was not special??

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Got an email yesterday from some guy who said "does this girl like to suck cock"...

after I finished laughing my ass off, I responded:

"What girl? and how the hell would *I* know"???

oddly, I never got an answer.. *snort*

The "on yer knees bich(sic)* emails have, IME, been fewer and fewer.... thank the gods...

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RE: On your knees, bitch! - 6/3/2010 8:54:27 AM

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quote:

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Oh. My. God. That is nuts. I am in awe of this guy's cluelessness. There should be a prize somewhere for this.

The really sad part is that I've gotta think that the reason that these guys take this approach is because there must be women out there that actually respond to it (I mean in a way that is not like the response he got from me!).

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RE: On your knees, bitch! - 6/3/2010 9:11:50 AM

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ORIGINAL: mistoferin

This is an actual email I got on another site some time ago. I saved it because, well...it's just one of my favorites! You can see why.....

.. I have no tolerance for fakes or brats. you have things to do now so go do them.

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the only *clever* bit was the bit ive left in there - clever in the sense that, as memory serves, i was so eager to prove myself as sub, the fear of being considered a fake put me in a dither - i did get caught out in the early early stages with that sort of ploy - 'if youre sub youll do this' kinda thing.

it takes a bit of time to learn the useful phrase 'blah blah, go away' -

- but i have it down now, not that i need it so much anymore - which is interesting, cos others have said that too - i wonder what it is that we give out on our profiles that basically says 'wankers beware' without actually having to go to the trouble of saying it.

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RE: On your knees, bitch! - 6/3/2010 10:48:38 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: mistoferin

This is an actual email I got on another site some time ago. I saved it because, well...it's just one of my favorites! You can see why.....

quote:

girl,

your profile came up today and I find you interesting. I am placing you under MY consideration at this time. you will immediately cease contact with all other Dominates. you will alter your profile to reflect MY consideration of you. Within one hour of receiving this message you are to send me your phone number and passwords. Make sure your webcam is on, if you don’t have one get one immediately. you will always address ME as SIR. Should you fail to do so punishment will be swift and harsh. Here is a list of rules that I am implementing immediately. your compliance is mandatory.

you will return MY emails and phone calls within 5 minutes
you will always be nude when you contact ME
your webcam will always be on
you will always kneel on the floor when you speak to ME, legs spread one foot, eyes to the floor
you will not use any furniture or sleep in your bed
you will open a savings account and deposit $50 dollars per week for transportation costs should I find you acceptable
your dildos (if you don’t have any get them) will always be ready for use and you will always keep one in the freezer
other items that must be readily available are, wooden spoon, clothespins, hairbrush, paddle, permanent marker

I am a kind MASTER as long as you follow the rules. DO NOT try MY patience. I have no tolerance for fakes or brats. you have things to do now so go do them.

your MASTER (name withheld to protect the idiot)

(oh and, his profile was blank with no picture)

I got one similar to this a while back. My response was "Don't hold your breath... On second thought do, I'll get back to you in a few days". I think the best one I ever got was the guy demanding that I take my profile down because my "ad don't need to be here" (his words not mine). LOL

I haven't gotten as many lately, but I still get emails from submissives who want to serve me, or Doms that want to "own" me, despite the fact that my profile clearly states that I'm sub/slave and that I'm owned. It kind of irritages me that they claim to have read your profile and yet clearly haven't taken the time. I used to respond and ask if they'd actually read my profile and even that didn't work, they'd just persist in their efforts. I just delete them anymore. It's a waste of my keystrokes to respond to people trying to point out to them that I'm not interested, when they clearly can't (or won't) take the time to read a profile. I sometimes wonder what thier hurry is that they can't read it. ;)

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RE: On your knees, bitch! - 6/3/2010 10:56:27 AM

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It's always a great sign when they order you not to have contact with any "dominates". I love that! It's so attractive!

I really don't think it has anything to do with your actual profile. My says I'm not looking, that's all, and I still get them as well as subs tossing themselves and their wordly posessions at me. They're just complete undiscriminating idiots looking for any in they can find oblivious to the actual person on the other end.

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RE: On your knees, bitch! - 6/3/2010 10:59:57 AM

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It's always a great sign when they order you not to have contact with any "dominates". I love that! It's so attractive!

I really don't think it has anything to do with your actual profile. My says I'm not looking, that's all, and I still get them as well as subs tossing themselves and their wordly posessions at me. They're just complete undiscriminating idiots looking for any in they can find oblivious to the actual person on the other end.

I agree totally. I also find more than a few of them have real issues with writing skills. LOL

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RE: On your knees, bitch! - 6/3/2010 11:08:53 AM

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Am I being made fun of?

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RE: On your knees, bitch! - 6/3/2010 1:01:44 PM

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But are there still people out there thick enough to write emails of the "On your knees, Bitch!" variety?

Most assuredly there are, and i've heard from Some. lol Block & Delete are my friends.

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RE: On your knees, bitch! - 6/3/2010 1:22:00 PM

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lol i get that message at least once a week from a random male dominant even though it states in my profile that i'm not looking for one.

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RE: On your knees, bitch! - 6/3/2010 1:40:55 PM

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I'm grateful they make themselves so obvious to ignore. It's the 10% who are smart and patient and actually enjoy the pursuit that are the ones you really have to use the filters for.

Also never forget that they wouldn't keep doing it if they didn't get SOME form of positive reinforcement. Many a new sub will get all wet and gushy at the most trite cliche things like that because it's the button they want pushed.

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RE: On your knees, bitch! - 6/3/2010 2:18:33 PM

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The chicks from Ghana really dig it.................. so I have heard.....

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RE: On your knees, bitch! - 6/3/2010 3:10:10 PM

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OMG

I was just writing a post to tell you guys that I felt left out because I've never had an "on your knees mail before".

Just prior to that, I had given Michael my yahoo messenger, and he added me while I was writing (and didn't know what I was writing).

Just prior to me hitting reply, he logs on to yahoo and the first thing he says to me? "On your knees slut"

I guess I just joined the club. *yeah*

(And now I'm kinda worried about Michael's mind reading abilities....)

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RE: On your knees, bitch! - 6/3/2010 5:49:38 PM

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I've never had anyone send me that particular line.

I have dealt with the occasional spam, more from submissive men than from Dominant/Top types. I got a huge cut-and-paste I got on a different site, a few years ago. The person was supposedly going to train me online for a few months, then turn me over to my "true Master" (who I wouldn't have supposedly met or talked with or e-mailed first, but I suspect was actually the same person). He wanted me to drink my own piss, put clamps on myself, hit myself with various things, pose in difficult positions, and do other such stuff on webcam. I laughed, blocked, and deleted.

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RE: On your knees, bitch! - 6/3/2010 5:53:41 PM

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~fast reply~

OK, all of you! On your knees! And one of you bitches make me some oatmeal raisin cookies!

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RE: On your knees, bitch! - 6/3/2010 5:55:19 PM

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It IS the basement-dwelling sociopathic would-be dom wanking virgins who think unloading that venom is gunna work . . . on DOMMES!

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RE: On your knees, bitch! - 6/3/2010 6:12:55 PM

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Wouldn't it be more sanitary to use the counter instead of the floor for prepping cookies, Jeff?

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RE: On your knees, bitch! - 6/3/2010 6:23:33 PM

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It's easy enough to ignore and laugh at the unknowns but it's a bit of a shock when someone you actually like delivers a "clanger" out of left field.

All you can do is wonder "Where the bloody hell did that come from?"

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