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0ldhen -> RE: Cowsex (3/28/2011 11:17:40 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

Ducksex, on the other hand....


Is that where the saying "Well fuck a duck came from"?



VaguelyCurious -> RE: Cowsex (3/28/2011 11:21:56 PM)

The ducksex is porcelaine's fault. She asked if there were options other than cowsex, and I had to come up with something 'on the fly', as it were.

Y'all think she's pretty strait-laced, right? Not so. Not so.
[8D]



BKSir -> RE: Cowsex (3/28/2011 11:27:10 PM)

I never once thought that about porcelaine... no offense, of course. In fact, I find that to be a very endearing trait. ;)



NocturnalStalker -> RE: Cowsex (3/28/2011 11:28:32 PM)

Porcelaine isn't all Greetings and Namastes you know!



VaguelyCurious -> RE: Cowsex (3/28/2011 11:33:56 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

Porcelaine isn't all Greetings and Namastes you know!

Yeah, I figured that out when she started posting cowporn for my girlfriend.

lol.



GreedyTop -> RE: Cowsex (3/28/2011 11:34:56 PM)

~FR~

Platypus?/

ok, I can see the appeal..

but for those into needle play:  porcupine, all the way...

(and no, I wouldnt moo... I'm horrible at it)



NocturnalStalker -> RE: Cowsex (3/28/2011 11:35:36 PM)

Your girlfriend has a good taste in names.



VaguelyCurious -> RE: Cowsex (3/28/2011 11:54:44 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

but for those into needle play:  porcupine, all the way...

Difficult to stop the 'spines' getting in the way - you'd have to be fluid bonded.

[8D][8D][8D]



GreedyTop -> RE: Cowsex (3/29/2011 12:28:20 AM)

well, of course!



ranja -> RE: Cowsex (3/29/2011 1:46:18 AM)

any man not bullish enough to moo is surely a bit of a coward



crazyml -> RE: Cowsex (3/29/2011 2:30:10 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: BurntKitty

This thread is udderly ridiculous. [sm=LMAO.gif]


Isn't it just! Let's milk it!



ResidentSadist -> RE: Cowsex (3/29/2011 3:52:19 AM)

My view on fucking bovine style was little milky until I saw these ladies dancing in a cow-suit.  I'm not sure if they cleared up my feelings though. 




crazyml -> RE: Cowsex (3/29/2011 4:43:02 AM)

My smart head was saying "don't click on the link", my stupid head won.

Thanks for sharing RS, sort of.



Phoenixpower -> RE: Cowsex (3/29/2011 4:48:30 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

My view on fucking bovine style was little milky until I saw these ladies dancing in a cow-suit.  I'm not sure if they cleared up my feelings though. 




[8|]



GreedyTop -> RE: Cowsex (3/29/2011 5:14:02 AM)

ML!!   *hugs*



ResidentSadist -> RE: Cowsex (3/29/2011 5:22:15 AM)

Well . . . from the cow sex videos I learned that cow-sex means you stick it in for 7 seconds and shoot all over.  As far as the two little chickadees dancing the Gay Bar song, I just can't help it.  I like Joel Veitch who wrote Gay Bar and Joel's band "7 seconds of love" is rather good . . . which also happens to the name of his web site rathergood.com.  Joel is the guy who did those flash movie Quizno's commercials with spongmonkeys and his site is jam packed full of his flash movies, the famous viking kittens and internet commentaries.



poise -> RE: Cowsex (3/29/2011 5:29:36 AM)

Don't forget to bring your cowdoms condoms!
[image]http://newlin-deschler.com/Pictures/dvorak/mad_cow.jpg[/image]

It's really not Mad Cow Disease.
It's just a Mooooooo-Disorder!



porcelaine -> RE: Cowsex (3/29/2011 5:43:53 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

2. She is indeed talking about sex dressed as cows, rather than with them.

3. Porcelaine, don't encourage her; I won't have it. [8D]

4. Cowsex is perverted, and I'm not doing it. Ducksex, on the other hand....


i'm seriously going to mention the milkmaid love to someone. For real! [:D]

And for the record, the teats make the outfit. It's the hue babe. The hue! *nods lots*

Namaste,

~porcelaine



PeonForHer -> RE: Cowsex (3/29/2011 5:45:38 AM)

Poise, that pic is kind of disturbing.



porcelaine -> RE: Cowsex (3/29/2011 5:54:40 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

Porcelaine isn't all Greetings and Namastes you know!


i have an appetite for cupcake. Gimme gimme. [:D]

quote:

ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

The ducksex is porcelaine's fault. She asked if there were options other than cowsex, and I had to come up with something 'on the fly', as it were.


No, your tigersex advertisement bowled me over. i was hooked. my assistance in other areas is merely a manifestation of my slavishness. i LIVE to serve. [8D]

quote:

ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

Yeah, I figured that out when she started posting cowporn for my girlfriend.


i'm nicely soiled where it counts. *eg* And cowsex is not a possibility without a pasture. Make it happen and i'm there! [;)]

Namaste,

~porcelaine




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