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NuevaVida -> RE: Cowsex (3/29/2011 7:02:11 AM)

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ORIGINAL: porcelaine


i have an appetite for cupcake. Gimme gimme. [:D]




And lollies...heh.  [;)]

I agree, the pic poise posted was kinda disturbing.  However, I have had to moo before.  I did, followed by hysterical laughing.  I think it ruined the moment for him.

Black and white is IN, baby!!




Arpig -> RE: Cowsex (3/29/2011 7:12:14 AM)

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Poise, that pic is kind of disturbing.
Ummmm, Peon....poise posted it, its bound to be disturbing on some level. Didn't you see the way she eats ice cream?




poise -> RE: Cowsex (3/29/2011 7:33:42 AM)

That wasn't merely eating the ice cream. That was art, darn it! [8D]




windchymes -> RE: Cowsex (3/29/2011 7:34:54 AM)

I dunno, I was kinda picturing a Texas Longhorn.....




porcelaine -> RE: Cowsex (3/29/2011 7:41:37 AM)

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ORIGINAL: NuevaVida

And lollies...heh.  [;)]


A certain Gorgeous loli. [;)]

No, the pic was neat! i understand her depravity. That's why we get along! *winks at poise*

Mooing is an art form. But setting inspires my creativity. Whisk me off to Normandy with costume in tow, a baguette, and some of that wonderful butter and i'll do it. Moo moo moo for You. Amongst other things of course. [:D]

Creepy has inspired my inner bovine. *le purr* Although i've had that pic for ages. :)

Namaste,

~porcelaine




NuevaVida -> RE: Cowsex (3/29/2011 7:48:39 AM)

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ORIGINAL: porcelaine

Creepy has inspired my inner bovine. *le purr* Although i've had that pic for ages. :)




Wouldn't that be *le moo?*

And I am SO getting baguettes and butter for your visit.  Yanno...just cuz. [;)]




porcelaine -> RE: Cowsex (3/29/2011 8:20:07 AM)

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ORIGINAL: NuevaVida

Wouldn't that be *le moo?*

And I am SO getting baguettes and butter for your visit.  Yanno...just cuz. [;)]


*laughs* la moo

Don't try and milk my udder and we're all good! On the other hand... [;)]
psst... You're going to have some very odd people perving me because of this!

Namaste,

~porcelaine




flcouple2009 -> RE: Cowsex (3/29/2011 10:31:14 AM)

Congrats

I don't disturb easily but you managed it with that pic.




mnottertail -> RE: Cowsex (3/29/2011 10:33:10 AM)

Jesus!!!

Are these Angus or Hereford suits?




Hillwilliam -> RE: Cowsex (3/29/2011 10:39:45 AM)

One question.

Is she "stump trained"?




mnottertail -> RE: Cowsex (3/29/2011 10:40:35 AM)

heh, heh, heh.....

But watch out if the slut coughs, they cant hold in their asshole when they do that.




ResidentSadist -> RE: Cowsex (3/29/2011 1:58:52 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam
One question.

Is she "stump trained"?

I thought only lonely Texans knew about stump training?  Say you're in Tennessee. 




hausboy -> RE: Cowsex (3/29/2011 2:10:28 PM)

And here we are....Random Stupidity!  Ta-DAH!

This really was a fun thread! 
and this one's for Sailing Bum...heard recently:

Top three lies told in [fill in name of rural county in your state]
1. Yes, I've stop drinking.
2. Yes, the truck is paid for.
3. No, I was only helping that sheep over the fence.




CreepyStalker -> RE: Cowsex (3/29/2011 2:33:03 PM)

Why the fuck is this now in 'Polls and random stupidity'?
It is neither a poll nor a random stupidity, it is my fetish dammit. Just because I tried to word my post in a jovial manner, it doesn't detract from the genuine desire to talk about people's views and experiences of the subject.

What ever happened to 'your kink is ok'? It's bad enough that people took the piss, but to have official mod people decide my interests are so worthy of ridicule that I mustn't even try to discuss them the proper board is horrid. I'm very disappointed in Collarme. I expected a BDSM site to at least try to be accepting of kinks that are a bit more unusual or alternative, I honestly didn't think I'd experience this level of prejudice here.

To be honest, I'm struggling with this. Almost everyone I've spoken to has either expressed disgust or laughed at me, including my own significant other. I was kind of hoping for a bit of support, maybe someone to say I'm not alone in this. Perhaps even to hear that some people might be open to the idea, rather than rejecting me outright as many have done. By proclaiming my kink to be a random stupidity you've made me feel like a freak and an outcast.

Perhaps your posting guidelines should include an indication of what is considered an acceptable fetish, so in future people with more exotic tastes know to keep their mouths shut. I wouldn't want anyone else to accidentally cross your line of respectability and expose themselves to this kind of bullying and abuse.

To summerise: [sm=river.gif]




LadyPact -> RE: Cowsex (3/29/2011 2:41:17 PM)

I'll bet you do well in the funishment area, don't you?

Oh, to answer the original, a chick in a cow suit just doesn't do it for Me.  Just personal preference. 

If it's really a fetish of yours, I'll bet you could talk folks at your local munch group to take up a collection to buy the suit.  I'm betting they would pay to see a certain gal dressed up in it.




flcouple2009 -> RE: Cowsex (3/29/2011 2:42:14 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
I thought only lonely Texans knew about stump training?  Say you're in Tennessee. 


The term I always heard out in West Texas was "stump broke".




VaguelyCurious -> Everyone: I'm sorry my SO is a pervert. (3/29/2011 2:46:40 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

I'll bet you do well in the funishment area, don't you?

Oh yeah. Ohh yeah. Have I ever told you about my really nasty studded paddle, Lady P? It's really nasty. And studded.

I am totally bringing it with me on Sunday, Creepy, just so you know. Don't count on sitting comfortably. :D


quote:


I'm betting they would pay to see a certain gal dressed up in it.


Well luckily I am not for sale.

[8D][8D][8D]




hausboy -> RE: Cowsex (3/29/2011 2:58:37 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CreepyStalker

Why the fuck is this now in 'Polls and random stupidity'?
It is neither a poll nor a random stupidity, it is my fetish dammit. Just because I tried to word my post in a jovial manner, it doesn't detract from the genuine desire to talk about people's views and experiences of the subject.

What ever happened to 'your kink is ok'? It's bad enough that people took the piss, but to have official mod people decide my interests are so worthy of ridicule that I mustn't even try to discuss them the proper board is horrid. I'm very disappointed in Collarme. I expected a BDSM site to at least try to be accepting of kinks that are a bit more unusual or alternative, I honestly didn't think I'd experience this level of prejudice here.

To be honest, I'm struggling with this. Almost everyone I've spoken to has either expressed disgust or laughed at me, including my own significant other. I was kind of hoping for a bit of support, maybe someone to say I'm not alone in this. Perhaps even to hear that some people might be open to the idea, rather than rejecting me outright as many have done. By proclaiming my kink to be a random stupidity you've made me feel like a freak and an outcast.

Perhaps your posting guidelines should include an indication of what is considered an acceptable fetish, so in future people with more exotic tastes know to keep their mouths shut. I wouldn't want anyone else to accidentally cross your line of respectability and expose themselves to this kind of bullying and abuse.

To summerise: [sm=river.gif]



CreepyStalker....
seriously?  I thought your post was just some fun that was in response to some other threads about petplay and such.....and that it wasn't a serious question.  Maybe the mods agreed....and with all the cow jokes and such, didn't see it as a BDSM topic.
If your fetish really is to dress up and do it cow-style--  then by all means--go for it!  MOOO!




VideoAdminTheta -> RE: Cowsex (3/29/2011 3:05:43 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: CreepyStalker

Why the fuck is this now in 'Polls and random stupidity'?
It is neither a poll nor a random stupidity, it is my fetish dammit. Just because I tried to word my post in a jovial manner, it doesn't detract from the genuine desire to talk about people's views and experiences of the subject.

What ever happened to 'your kink is ok'? It's bad enough that people took the piss, but to have official mod people decide my interests are so worthy of ridicule that I mustn't even try to discuss them the proper board is horrid. I'm very disappointed in Collarme. I expected a BDSM site to at least try to be accepting of kinks that are a bit more unusual or alternative, I honestly didn't think I'd experience this level of prejudice here.

To be honest, I'm struggling with this. Almost everyone I've spoken to has either expressed disgust or laughed at me, including my own significant other. I was kind of hoping for a bit of support, maybe someone to say I'm not alone in this. Perhaps even to hear that some people might be open to the idea, rather than rejecting me outright as many have done. By proclaiming my kink to be a random stupidity you've made me feel like a freak and an outcast.

Perhaps your posting guidelines should include an indication of what is considered an acceptable fetish, so in future people with more exotic tastes know to keep their mouths shut. I wouldn't want anyone else to accidentally cross your line of respectability and expose themselves to this kind of bullying and abuse.

To summerise: [sm=river.gif]



I moo'd it. I took you as seriously funny, but I would never disrespect your kink! I moo'd it because you could speak more freely down here in random! That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

Moo!




ResidentSadist -> RE: Cowsex (3/29/2011 3:21:28 PM)

An old’ sadistic guy logged into the forums and saw a girl crying in her thread.  He wondered what’s wrong.

She said, “I posted on the Does Your Vagina Eat Dick thread and confessed that I had an enormous clit in the Big Clitted & Proud Of It thread but do they call me ‘vajayjay’ or say hey 'Creepy the big clitted'?  . . . Naa!"

"I shared my educational revelations in the
What is the most surprising thing you have ever learned thread, but do they call me 'Creepy the teacher'?  . . . Naa!"

"With these very hands, like a good little gumshoe, I probed the internet with my keyboard an revealed The Truth About VaguelyCurious
in a thread, but do they call me a 'good dick' or 'Creepy the investigator'?  . . . Naa!"

"But you fuck just one cow . . . "




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