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porcelaine -> RE: Cowsex (3/29/2011 5:36:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CreepyStalker

To be honest, I'm struggling with this. Almost everyone I've spoken to has either expressed disgust or laughed at me, including my own significant other. I was kind of hoping for a bit of support, maybe someone to say I'm not alone in this.


You're not alone. i had my own bovine bias today. And since you've given me the strength to moo with pride, i can't turn back. And if he can't accept me teats and all, i'm moo-ving on! [:D]

Namaste,

~porcelaine




Hillwilliam -> RE: Cowsex (3/29/2011 5:43:57 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam
One question.

Is she "stump trained"?

I thought only lonely Texans knew about stump training?  Say you're in Tennessee. 


Where tha hell d'ya think Texans learned it?




ResidentSadist -> RE: Cowsex (3/29/2011 7:05:37 PM)

I stump trained all my ponygirls. 






SailingBum -> RE: Cowsex (3/29/2011 9:08:39 PM)


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ORIGINAL: NuevaVida

quote:

ORIGINAL: porcelaine


i have an appetite for cupcake. Gimme gimme. [:D]




And lollies...heh.  [;)]

I agree, the pic poise posted was kinda disturbing.  However, I have had to moo before.  I did, followed by hysterical laughing.  I think it ruined the moment for him.

Black and white is IN, baby!!



I had a flash of sex with a gateway computer box. Hows that for a visual?

BadOne




DesFIP -> RE: Cowsex (3/30/2011 8:14:06 AM)

I'm trying to envision a rope harness covering the udder.




GreedyTop -> RE: Cowsex (3/30/2011 8:34:43 AM)

I am easily picturing CS in a cowsuit.,..

yes, i iz a sic n twztd prevert




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Cowsex (3/30/2011 8:37:32 AM)

Don't even joke about it - apparently she already has cowprint pyjamas. Although I've never seen them, so I think she might be bluffing.




GreedyTop -> RE: Cowsex (3/30/2011 8:39:20 AM)

*snicker*




Kana -> RE: Cowsex (3/30/2011 9:08:26 AM)

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ORIGINAL: CreepyStalker

Why the fuck is this now in 'Polls and random stupidity'?
It is neither a poll nor a random stupidity, it is my fetish dammit. Just because I tried to word my post in a jovial manner, it doesn't detract from the genuine desire to talk about people's views and experiences of the subject.

What ever happened to 'your kink is ok'? It's bad enough that people took the piss, but to have official mod people decide my interests are so worthy of ridicule that I mustn't even try to discuss them the proper board is horrid. I'm very disappointed in Collarme. I expected a BDSM site to at least try to be accepting of kinks that are a bit more unusual or alternative, I honestly didn't think I'd experience this level of prejudice here.

To be honest, I'm struggling with this. Almost everyone I've spoken to has either expressed disgust or laughed at me, including my own significant other. I was kind of hoping for a bit of support, maybe someone to say I'm not alone in this. Perhaps even to hear that some people might be open to the idea, rather than rejecting me outright as many have done. By proclaiming my kink to be a random stupidity you've made me feel like a freak and an outcast.

Perhaps your posting guidelines should include an indication of what is considered an acceptable fetish, so in future people with more exotic tastes know to keep their mouths shut. I wouldn't want anyone else to accidentally cross your line of respectability and expose themselves to this kind of bullying and abuse.

To summerise: [sm=river.gif]



I hate to say it, but this only makes the OP even funnier.
Pure comedy gold.

Dude, it's the, "Would you moo?" factor that's killing you.
Had you phrased your question differently (Go all science teacher from the Wonder Years) "Would you willingly interact with said state of sexual activity and if so why?" I don't think you would have had any trouble.
Like so much in life, it's not what you say, but how you say it.

Meanwhile, I am very grateful for the phrasing you chose-I've been giggling for 24 hours now.."Would you moo?" I may even steal it for a sig line....




CreepyStalker -> RE: Cowsex (3/30/2011 9:29:02 AM)

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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

Don't even joke about it - apparently she already has cowprint pyjamas. Although I've never seen them, so I think she might be bluffing.


You've never seen them because you've never visited me oop north where they reside. They totally exist. I'm strongly considering getting a cow kigu too. They're actually quite cheap on ebay.




CreepyStalker -> RE: Cowsex (3/30/2011 9:31:26 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Kana

quote:

ORIGINAL: CreepyStalker

Why the fuck is this now in 'Polls and random stupidity'?
It is neither a poll nor a random stupidity, it is my fetish dammit. Just because I tried to word my post in a jovial manner, it doesn't detract from the genuine desire to talk about people's views and experiences of the subject.

What ever happened to 'your kink is ok'? It's bad enough that people took the piss, but to have official mod people decide my interests are so worthy of ridicule that I mustn't even try to discuss them the proper board is horrid. I'm very disappointed in Collarme. I expected a BDSM site to at least try to be accepting of kinks that are a bit more unusual or alternative, I honestly didn't think I'd experience this level of prejudice here.

To be honest, I'm struggling with this. Almost everyone I've spoken to has either expressed disgust or laughed at me, including my own significant other. I was kind of hoping for a bit of support, maybe someone to say I'm not alone in this. Perhaps even to hear that some people might be open to the idea, rather than rejecting me outright as many have done. By proclaiming my kink to be a random stupidity you've made me feel like a freak and an outcast.

Perhaps your posting guidelines should include an indication of what is considered an acceptable fetish, so in future people with more exotic tastes know to keep their mouths shut. I wouldn't want anyone else to accidentally cross your line of respectability and expose themselves to this kind of bullying and abuse.

To summerise: [sm=river.gif]



I hate to say it, but this only makes the OP even funnier.
Pure comedy gold.

Dude, it's the, "Would you moo?" factor that's killing you.
Had you phrased your question differently (Go all science teacher from the Wonder Years) "Would you willingly interact with said state of sexual activity and if so why?" I don't think you would have had any trouble.
Like so much in life, it's not what you say, but how you say it.

Meanwhile, I am very grateful for the phrasing you chose-I've been giggling for 24 hours now.."Would you moo?" I may even steal it for a sig line....



I'm sorry. I really should have stated from the beginning how srs this is.

Srsly. I r srs cow wiv srs cow bsns.
*srs face*
*srs sounding moo*




flcouple2009 -> RE: Cowsex (3/30/2011 10:06:47 AM)

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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

Don't even joke about it - apparently she already has cowprint pyjamas. Although I've never seen them, so I think she might be bluffing.


At least a picture wearing a cow bell.




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Cowsex (3/30/2011 10:24:53 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CreepyStalker

I'm sorry. I really should have stated from the beginning how srs this is.

Srsly. I r srs cow wiv srs cow bsns.
*srs face*
*srs sounding moo*



I've seen your srs face. It's...unconvincing, to say the least.




CreepyStalker -> RE: Cowsex (3/30/2011 10:28:21 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

quote:

ORIGINAL: CreepyStalker

I'm sorry. I really should have stated from the beginning how srs this is.

Srsly. I r srs cow wiv srs cow bsns.
*srs face*
*srs sounding moo*



I've seen your srs face. It's...unconvincing, to say the least.


Ah but you've only seen my srs human face, not my srs cow face.




porcelaine -> RE: Cowsex (3/30/2011 11:33:07 AM)

i'd take a cowsuit over a diaper anyday. [:D]




flcouple2009 -> RE: Cowsex (3/30/2011 12:17:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: porcelaine

i'd take a cowsuit over a diaper anyday. [:D]


Oh Hell YESSSSSSS




LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: Cowsex (3/30/2011 2:43:11 PM)

When my daughter was in High School, she went out trick or treating with a boy in her class. She dressed as a bobby-soxer & he dressed as a cow, complete with udder. I have the picture around here somewhere.




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