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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 1:56:05 PM

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ORIGINAL: tazzygirl

If you havent seen some of my arguments on the politics and religion threads when im in an absurd mood... lol ... you have missed some good stuff!

i'm sorry, tazzy, but posts on other threads may not be used to qualify for the Absurd Club. You have to say or do something absurd here.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 1:57:33 PM

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ORIGINAL: Kana

Being absurd?
Ha. Now I've got home turf.

In India I met a wife
With feet like fish filets,
A mole, a mustache and a bad skin rash
She topped with a toupee
Her father offered camels four
a peacock, and a parrot with a gift for riposte
To tuck her under wing, and carry her away
"Nosh, by Gosh," I said at a loss, with wounded dignity
I will not sell myself so low
For what would people say,
I could not tarry for any less
Than four or five rupees.

*Bows*

Kana, we are honored to have You with us.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 1:58:10 PM

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Oh, no. This club was made for you. If i may say so, i would like to have You as an officer in the Absurd club. i'm not sure what Your office should be, though. Maybe You have some suggestions.
P.S.- "Snark" means posting something mean, sarcastic, or disrespectful to another person on the internet.

Snark is allowed, only snark (#1) and SNARK (#2) are not. Still, I know what they mean too. That why I am asking, after all!
Well... I have to be a member to be expelled, so I accept.
My office... hum... the one with the many Windows, 7 at least. And some Gates with teleport features. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 2:05:12 PM

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Oh, no. This club was made for you. If i may say so, i would like to have You as an officer in the Absurd club. i'm not sure what Your office should be, though. Maybe You have some suggestions.
P.S.- "Snark" means posting something mean, sarcastic, or disrespectful to another person on the internet.

Snark is allowed, only snark (#1) and SNARK (#2) are not. Still, I know what they mean too. That why I am asking, after all!
Well... I have to be a member to be expelled, so I accept.
My office... hum... the one with the many Windows, 7 at least. And some Gates with teleport features. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Sorry, i edited my post after You quoted me. i have decided that Your skills are best suited to the duty of Lord High Executioner. i would be honored if You would accept this position.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 2:14:13 PM

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My first for the first - as Lord High Executioner I propose HannahLynn as Lady High Executioner. I hid her, so she can see what I can't. Or execute me, which is another way for me to be properly expelled.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 2:23:29 PM

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for your further perusal i present the ballad of master tim...

master tim was not even slightly fat
he wore his blue pants too tight
and had a dead something for a hat

out behind the railroad track
he had this gnarly tiki torchie thing
with which to give a mighty whack

two fine slaves had master tim
but as awesome as he clearly was
they were fucking bored with him

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 2:39:30 PM

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Hi Pam,

I'm exhausted, can I join and be absurd later? I'll be your best friiiiend...

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 3:12:44 PM

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Hi Pam,

I'm exhausted, can I join and be absurd later? I'll be your best friiiiend...

Until you do something absurd, you are just trolling this thread.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 3:18:03 PM

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Hi Pam,

I'm exhausted, can I join and be absurd later? I'll be your best friiiiend...

Until you do something absurd, you are just trolling this thread.

pam

You know pam this new hard-heartedness is reaally unattractive. What happened to fun carefree pam? pam....who hurt you?

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 3:23:55 PM

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Knit, knit, knit. I have a cap that says C.A.P. That really isn't absurd if you think about it. But it gets absurd when you find out I already had the cap and am knitting an oil lamp. It gets really out of hand when you figure out I don't know how to knit.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 3:27:25 PM

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I propose HannahLynn as Lady High Executioner

lady high executioner eh? acepto con mucho gusto!

alright then, be fucking absurd pendejos!

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 3:40:20 PM

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ORIGINAL: HannahLynn

Why is white jesus wearing spandex?

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 3:42:53 PM

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You know pam this new hard-heartedness is reaally unattractive. What happened to fun carefree pam? pam....who hurt you?

Oh, Fire. Can i tell you a secret. C'mere. Okay. Deep down, i'm a profoundly insecure, jealous, selfish, weak, and hypocritical person, and as much as i try to hide it, that part of me comes to the surface from time to time, and then i'm astonished by who i see in the mirror. But that's on the downlow, okay?

The rule stands. No membership until you do something absurd on this thread.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 3:44:45 PM

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i'm sorry, tazzy, but posts on other threads may not be used to qualify for the Absurd Club. You have to say or do something absurd here.

This is not meant to imply, by no means is it meant to imply, that tazzy is not welcome to re-apply for the club when she finds something absurd.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 4:04:42 PM

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The rule stands. No membership until you do something absurd on this thread.

pam?

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 4:16:21 PM

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ETA: I think it's absurd to disallow shark in an absurd thread.

what? no fucking shark? that's bullshit. come over to our place hillie, we're having a sexy party and we fucking well have shark!!

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 4:17:05 PM

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Is this the thread where I demand my mail order slave?

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 4:18:59 PM

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Fire, You're in.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/21/2011 4:21:13 PM

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