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Yachtie -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 1:04:16 PM)

Something new on the menu. It's an Irish Balute!



LadyHibiscus -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 1:08:20 PM)

Well yes, the eggs are peeled, that's why they're so inclined to slither out....

Yes, I went there and I'M NOT SORRY!! Because LULZ I needed them and this thread brought them!



mnottertail -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 1:11:03 PM)

If you grew up like me and watched that old grey haired guy with the wire rims and spit at the corner of his mouth on the mating of grackles in gradeschool on the tv, combined with this post, you will understand why I want a woman in aztec chipoltlyexocwenaxain costume with the wings and the big fuckin beak tied on her and doing a turkey stomp on the bed before I am in the mood for sex.



Karmastic -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 1:35:01 PM)

OP, so, have you ever got sick from eating the eggs?

i like the concept, but don't like the idea because it's too unhealthy. i kinda hope this is a joke.



Kaliko -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 2:18:18 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Yachtie

Is this some sort of a yoke? [8|]



Ha!

Eggsactly what I was going to say.



mnottertail -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 2:22:07 PM)

Great gobs of gooseshit Batman! Mr. Price, have you changed your hair or shaved your mustache?  Something is different. 



mummyman321 -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 2:40:06 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Yachtie

Is this some sort of a yoke? [8|]



Eggactly!



BitaTruble -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 2:54:12 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: SlaveFanny

I have been instructed to write this info by my owner.

My owner has come up with a new idea and a little more unusal,
She push hard boiled eggs up my ass and I have to hold onto them as long as posible.
She has great fun watching me as I try to go about my chores with no panties on and fighting hard not to lay an egg.
If I lay an egg I gets 10 wacks of her cane for each egg and if I can hold on for an hour I get rewarded by allowed to eat the eggs directly as they come out of my ass. I am not allowed to clean them.

Her record to date is puting 20 eggs inside me and my record is keeping 8 in for an hour.

By the way no matter I still have to eat the eggs, as she says waste not want not.

Hope you find this usefull idea



Slave



If those are ostrich eggs, I have to admit.. I'm pretty fucking impressed and that's not easy to do.

If they're quail eggs.. not so much. [;)]



catize -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 3:32:42 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Kaliko


quote:

ORIGINAL: Yachtie

Is this some sort of a yoke? [8|]



Ha!

Eggsactly what I was going to say.

~~cackles!~~



Moonlightmaddnes -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 3:41:07 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: kalikshama

Pfft, that's nothing, I learned about vomlets this year courtesy of the Rolling Stone article mentioned here: http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2012/03/dont-read-about-dartmouths-fraternity-pledging-while-eating/50471/



I did not even read that yet I am feeling queasy.


and oh dear gawd, I just reread that and OMG eat the eggs???!!!!!??? Oh yuck. That is beyond unhealthy.



ResidentSadist -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 4:12:34 PM)

This sorta' reminds me of when I was 15 years old and I shoved a hot boiled egg (w/shell) up my girl's snatch. It got vacuum locked in the cul de sac. I had to quickly stick a pair of sponge forceps along the side to break the vacuum and get the hot egg out. Hey, I was young and just learning about how to handle my deeply masochistic girl. Besides, the egg wasn't boiling hot, only uncomfortably hot.



NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 4:15:35 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SlaveFanny
I get rewarded by allowed to eat the eggs directly as they come out of my ass. I am not allowed to clean them.

Actually that sickens me to think about it. Anything coming directly out of your ass could have e.coli on it. People get sick and sometimes die from that "shit."
quote:

ORIGINAL: SlaveFanny
Hope you find this usefull idea

Only if I'm trying to kill someone. I have two things to say about that.
1. High cholesterol and 2. e.coli.

quote:

ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub
I dare yall to click here.

[:'(]



stef -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 4:17:10 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: SlaveFanny

I have been instructed to write this info by my owner.

My owner has come up with a new idea and a little more unusal,
She push hard boiled eggs up my ass and I have to hold onto them as long as posible.

What a joke. If she wants to be a twoo dominate, she'll use sea urchins.



OsideGirl -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 4:27:21 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: NiceButMeanGirl

quote:

ORIGINAL: SlaveFanny
I get rewarded by allowed to eat the eggs directly as they come out of my ass. I am not allowed to clean them.

Actually that sickens me to think about it. Anything coming directly out of your ass could have e.coli on it. People get sick and sometimes die from that "shit."
quote:

ORIGINAL: SlaveFanny
Hope you find this usefull idea

Only if I'm trying to kill someone. I have two things to say about that.
1. High cholesterol and 2. e.coli.

quote:

ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub
I dare yall to click here.

[:'(]



Actually a study has come out that says eggs have the good cholesterol and less than thought.



BurntKitty -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 4:29:32 PM)

So many to choose from...

[image]http://chzichcafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/funny-pictures-we-touch-those-eggs-you-know.jpg[/image]
[image]http://chzichcafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/funny-pictures-the-fuck-u-mean-eggs-went-down-in-market-value.jpg[/image]
[image]http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/funny-puns-eggsactly-my-point.jpg[/image]



ResidentSadist -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 4:30:22 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: stef


quote:

ORIGINAL: SlaveFanny

I have been instructed to write this info by my owner.

My owner has come up with a new idea and a little more unusal,
She push hard boiled eggs up my ass and I have to hold onto them as long as posible.

What a joke. If she wants to be a twoo dominate, she'll use sea urchins.


I haz many urchins along a nearby beach. I'll go get some in trade for copies of the photos.

[:)]



mnottertail -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 4:32:18 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: stef


quote:

ORIGINAL: SlaveFanny

I have been instructed to write this info by my owner.

My owner has come up with a new idea and a little more unusal,
She push hard boiled eggs up my ass and I have to hold onto them as long as posible.

What a joke. If she wants to be a twoo dominate, she'll use sea urchins.


rolled in potato chip crumbs.



NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 4:32:41 PM)

Pics or it didn't happen! Better yet, how about a movie? lol



Moonlightmaddnes -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 4:44:34 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

This sorta' reminds me of when I was 15 years old and I shoved a hot boiled egg (w/shell) up my girl's snatch. It got vacuum locked in the cul de sac. I had to quickly stick a pair of sponge forceps along the side to break the vacuum and get the hot egg out. Hey, I was young and just learning about how to handle my deeply masochistic girl. Besides, the egg wasn't boiling hot, only uncomfortably hot.



Did you make her eat it??



Johnbob0293 -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 4:44:36 PM)

Yes I'd love to see this in a vid



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