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Moonlightmaddnes -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 4:46:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Johnbob0293 Yes I'd love to see this in a vid the laying of eggs or eating them? [:'(]

Johnbob0293 -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 4:52:49 PM)
both. not even gonna lie

ResidentSadist -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 5:41:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Moonlightmaddnes quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist This sorta' reminds me of when I was 15 years old and I shoved a hot boiled egg (w/shell) up my girl's snatch. It got vacuum locked in the cul de sac. I had to quickly stick a pair of sponge forceps along the side to break the vacuum and get the hot egg out. Hey, I was young and just learning about how to handle my deeply masochistic girl. Besides, the egg wasn't boiling hot, only uncomfortably hot. Did you make her eat it?? Nope . . . I was just an amateur. Nor did I have the benefit of all you totally insane mofos on CollarMe or I would have made her eat it . . . after rolling it in potato chips and sea urchins.

poise -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 6:10:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Johnbob0293 both. not even gonna lie Here you go Johnbob. Welcome to the forums. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcUpJOnX-tk

Moonlightmaddnes -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 6:49:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist quote: ORIGINAL: Moonlightmaddnes quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist This sorta' reminds me of when I was 15 years old and I shoved a hot boiled egg (w/shell) up my girl's snatch. It got vacuum locked in the cul de sac. I had to quickly stick a pair of sponge forceps along the side to break the vacuum and get the hot egg out. Hey, I was young and just learning about how to handle my deeply masochistic girl. Besides, the egg wasn't boiling hot, only uncomfortably hot. Did you make her eat it?? Nope . . . I was just an amateur. Nor did I have the benefit of all you totally insane mofos on CollarMe or I would have made her eat it . . . after rolling it in potato chips and sea urchins. ewe ewe ewe. Sea urchins are gross.... Sorry

Johnbob0293 -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 6:53:17 PM)
if it's on youtube, it aint porn :/

Lucylastic -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 7:01:10 PM)
giggling hysterically, and I just found a pic a a chap with a dolls face sticking out his ass. I think I will just stick with inserting tethered items into butts, thankyou:)

NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 7:09:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic giggling hysterically, and I just found a pic a a chap with a dolls face sticking out his ass. I think I will just stick with inserting tethered items into butts, thankyou:) [sm=rofl.gif]

kitkat105 -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 7:11:59 PM)
This thread wins. Everyone, including the OP has successfully made me cry laugh while talking to Sir on Skype.

OsideGirl -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 7:33:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic giggling hysterically, and I just found a pic a a chap with a dolls face sticking out his ass. I think I will just stick with inserting tethered items into butts, thankyou:) Weeelllll, thanks for THAT image.

Lucylastic -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 7:36:22 PM)
LOL I was going to post it, but decided against it:) The doll might have been upset:)[;)]

lizi -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 7:57:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OsideGirl quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic giggling hysterically, and I just found a pic a a chap with a dolls face sticking out his ass. I think I will just stick with inserting tethered items into butts, thankyou:) Weeelllll, thanks for THAT image. Since you loved that one let me just add that when I was in the hospital 2 years ago with the two broken arms, the guy in the emergency room cubicle next to me was there for perforating his rectum. The nurse confided in me that it was done with a Barbie. He stuck her in feet first and aimed poorly.

MistressDarkArt -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 8:00:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lizi perforating his rectum. The nurse confided in me that it was done with a Barbie. He stuck her in feet first and aimed poorly. Dumb*ss!! Still...[sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif] Bwahahahaha!

lizi -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 8:03:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SlaveFanny I have been instructed to write this info by my owner. My owner has come up with a new idea and a little more unusal, She push hard boiled eggs up my ass and I have to hold onto them as long as posible. She has great fun watching me as I try to go about my chores with no panties on and fighting hard not to lay an egg. If I lay an egg I gets 10 wacks of her cane for each egg and if I can hold on for an hour I get rewarded by allowed to eat the eggs directly as they come out of my ass. I am not allowed to clean them. Her record to date is puting 20 eggs inside me and my record is keeping 8 in for an hour. By the way no matter I still have to eat the eggs, as she says waste not want not. Hope you find this usefull idea Slave Would anyone here eat an egg that's been sitting, cooked, on the counter for 8 hours? No? Well how about being kept body temp warm for those 8 hours? So picture the egg sitting in sunlight for hour upon hour, why the hell would you eat such a thing? Besides all the fecal bacteria, the egg itself has got to be dangerously close to starting to rot or already there. Lets not stop there, lets coat these warm rotting eggs in poop juice and eat 20 of them. A stomach full of rotting protein mixed with bacteria. Great idea!! [:'(]

lizi -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 8:05:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt Dumb*ss!! Still...[sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif] Bwahahahaha! I know, I was really mad at the nurse for making me laugh because it hurt like fecking hell. Darn her. But now I know I was next to a guy that had a Barbie up his butt- thats pretty amazing.

MistressDarkArt -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 8:08:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lizi Barbie up his butt Isn't that EVERY man's fantasy? "Strap-On Barbie"? [:D]

lizi -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 8:18:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt Isn't that EVERY man's fantasy? "Strap-On Barbie"? [:D] Let's just say I was not surprised by hearing of a Barbie being used for that purpose. It was funny fer sure, but not surprising. Specially because she told me before they went in to give him the news, so being as how there is only curtains dividing the space in the emergency room I got to hear the "Well Mr. So and So it seems you have perforated your own rectum and will need surgery" speech. Edited to add....I gotta say, wouldn't you go head first if you were going to insert Barbie? The feet are so pointy!

DomMeinCT -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 9:55:21 PM)
FR.... This thread is a great example of why these boards can make me laugh until I cry. Eggscrutiatingly funny!

Whiplashsmile4 -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 10:15:25 PM)
Does he make you wear little Bunny Ears and a Cotton tail too?

Kana -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 10:55:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SlaveFanny My owner has come up with a new idea and a little more unusual, She push hard boiled eggs up my ass and I have to hold onto them as long as possible. She has great fun watching me as I try to go about my chores with no panties on and fighting hard not to lay an egg. If I lay an egg I gets 10 whacks of her cane for each egg and if I can hold on for an hour I get rewarded by allowed to eat the eggs directly as they come out of my ass. I am not allowed to clean them. Her record to date is putting 20 eggs inside me and my record is keeping 8 in for an hour. By the way no matter I still have to eat the eggs, as she says waste not want not. Hope you find this useful idea Slave Are you trying to say that there's another way to prep eggs?

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