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myotherself -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 11:02:44 PM)
Can you imagine the smell oozing out of his ass with 20 fermenting eggs up there for 8 hours??!! I think he would earn the label "weapon of ass destruction" [:'(]

Whiplashsmile4 -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 11:41:38 PM)
This must be "FOOD up the ASS WEEK". You people have no idea, how popular this topic has been lately in my Real time life. Ranging from Tuna Fish up the Ass, Pickles, hot dogs, cucumbers, Cherry Tomatoes, Pizza slices being stuffed up there too. So I pop on here tonight and sure enough...It's Eggs and Potato chip bags. Why is it? All of this is dealing with Food items?

Lucylastic -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 11:43:00 PM)
oh dear gawd in heaven myotherself, bad bad bunny I just woke up the dog.. laughing so hard

Winterapple -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/26/2012 12:07:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Great gobs of gooseshit Batman! Mr. Price, have you changed your hair or shaved your mustache? Something is different. A Vincent Price as Egghead reference on top of a Captain Kangeroo reference! Mr Ron, are you trying to seduce me?

Winterapple -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/26/2012 12:15:28 AM)
He was probably worried that if he put the head in first it might pop off and then he'd geez have to go to the emergency room or something.

littlewonder -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/26/2012 12:35:36 AM)
You really shouldn't have kinky sex where others have not consented. [8D] [image]local://upfiles/134279/309C338DC17D446BA28F8B618CECD6EB.jpg[/image]

DeviantlyD -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/26/2012 12:37:41 AM)
O-M-G!!!!! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!!! This thread has got to be in the top 10, if not the top 5. BurntKitty: Any attempts at composure were entirely decimated when I came across your post. You find the best icanhascheezburger stuff ever!!!! quote: ORIGINAL: lizi Would anyone here eat an egg that's been sitting, cooked, on the counter for 8 hours? No? Well how about being kept body temp warm for those 8 hours? So picture the egg sitting in sunlight for hour upon hour, why the hell would you eat such a thing? Actually lizi, hard-boiled eggs can be surprisingly stable. Now I'm not just talking out of my egg hole. (Sorry, really a groaner there, but I couldn't resist!) There was actually a study done! The abstract --> http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/575006 For those unfamiliar with Celsius, 4 degrees is the ideal refrigerated temperature, whereas around 20 to 22 is room temperature and body temperature is 37 degrees. More egg science. Based on these references, I would think 8 hours up the rectum wouldn't rot them, but they would definitely be on their way to ripeness. :D Whilst researching the hardiness of hard-boiled eggs, I did come across another idea. Frozen hard-boiled eggs. I would think those would provide even more entertainment. :D Since I'm on the topic of fermenting food...I have another web site to share. I realize this is off-topic, but there is a relationship in that it's funny in a twisted way. [:D] http://www.stinkymeat.net/

Whiplashsmile4 -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/26/2012 1:13:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself Can you imagine the smell oozing out of his ass with 20 fermenting eggs up there for 8 hours??!! I think he would earn the label "weapon of ass destruction" [:'(] Imagine what it's like when the Human Egg Cannon finally unloads...

SexyThoughts -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/26/2012 1:20:37 AM)
Here's a magician trick that might save your ass. Soak an egg in vinegar and it gets rubbery. http://chemistry.about.com/od/madscientistlab/a/rubberegg.htm You can do chicken bones too, but there's a joke about that Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.

DeviantlyD -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/26/2012 1:21:10 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Whiplashsmile4 quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself Can you imagine the smell oozing out of his ass with 20 fermenting eggs up there for 8 hours??!! I think he would earn the label "weapon of ass destruction" [:'(] Imagine what it's like when the Human Egg Cannon finally unloads... Oh man. That's an image I didn't want. LOL You're a sadist, aren't ya? :P

crazyml -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/26/2012 2:00:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: poise High cholesterol! <blurt>I love you!</blurt>

Whiplashsmile4 -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/26/2012 2:55:47 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DeviantlyD Oh man. That's an image I didn't want. LOL You're a sadist, aren't ya? :P I'm only going to plead guilty to the implanting a mere mental image... :P

lizi -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/26/2012 3:35:35 AM)
Thank you for the info DeviantlyD. The experiment you quoted kept the eggs out at room temp as you mentioned. I was thinking that generally you wouldn't eat a protein if it had been out for that long, and now I know that eggs do not deteriorate on the same level as say a meat. Good to know!

ladymarcelle -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/26/2012 3:50:12 AM)
I put on my chicken beak and feathers...

JstAnotherSub -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/26/2012 4:03:10 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kalikshama TWUE Doms use raw fertile eggs: http://www.collarchat.com/m_707770/mpage_1/tm.htm omg I read this on that thread and nearly choked on my coffee! quote: If your cunt isn't big enough to reach in behind the egg to scoop it out, you shouldn't try it. Leave it to professionals like Paris Hilton.

DeviantlyD -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/26/2012 4:06:55 AM)
OMG!! This is the thread that keeps on giving. :D Edited to add: Just so you know JstAnotherSub, your new avatar ain't helping any. It makes me think of biscuits and gravy ....... and eggs. :D

Moonlightmaddnes -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/26/2012 6:04:52 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lizi quote: ORIGINAL: SlaveFanny I have been instructed to write this info by my owner. My owner has come up with a new idea and a little more unusal, She push hard boiled eggs up my ass and I have to hold onto them as long as posible. She has great fun watching me as I try to go about my chores with no panties on and fighting hard not to lay an egg. If I lay an egg I gets 10 wacks of her cane for each egg and if I can hold on for an hour I get rewarded by allowed to eat the eggs directly as they come out of my ass. I am not allowed to clean them. Her record to date is puting 20 eggs inside me and my record is keeping 8 in for an hour. By the way no matter I still have to eat the eggs, as she says waste not want not. Hope you find this usefull idea Slave Would anyone here eat an egg that's been sitting, cooked, on the counter for 8 hours? No? Well how about being kept body temp warm for those 8 hours? So picture the egg sitting in sunlight for hour upon hour, why the hell would you eat such a thing? Besides all the fecal bacteria, the egg itself has got to be dangerously close to starting to rot or already there. Lets not stop there, lets coat these warm rotting eggs in poop juice and eat 20 of them. A stomach full of rotting protein mixed with bacteria. Great idea!! [:'(] Oh I know [:'(] I can't believe the OP has not been incredibly sick yet. quote: perforating his rectum. The nurse confided in me that it was done with a Barbie. He stuck her in feet first and aimed poorly. Oh I am somewhere between laughing and cringing. Laughing at a barbie and cringing since I have a chronic illness and my colon ruptured once. Dear gawd that hurts.

OsideGirl -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/26/2012 7:45:42 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lizi quote: ORIGINAL: OsideGirl quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic giggling hysterically, and I just found a pic a a chap with a dolls face sticking out his ass. I think I will just stick with inserting tethered items into butts, thankyou:) Weeelllll, thanks for THAT image. Since you loved that one let me just add that when I was in the hospital 2 years ago with the two broken arms, the guy in the emergency room cubicle next to me was there for perforating his rectum. The nurse confided in me that it was done with a Barbie. He stuck her in feet first and aimed poorly. My ex GF was an emergency room nurse. She used to tell me stories: The guy who said he slipped and fell in the shower.......and landed on the jar of peanut butter which went up his ass. The girl who let go of the vibrator when it was up her butt and couldn't get it out......while it was on. (She said you hear the vibrator and they took bets on how long the battery would last) The guy who had 6 paper clips and a fish hook in his urethra which caused his penis to swell up so much that the metal cock ring needed to be cut off. Some guy that had a cell phone up his ass set on vibrate.

Hillwilliam -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/26/2012 8:07:10 AM)
The Domme could really make things interesting by feeding him some coffee and a coupla bran muffins right after insertion.

LadyPact -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/26/2012 8:12:17 AM)
Y'all are fucking up a good after sex breakfast.

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