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RE: Calling all Assholes - 5/21/2007 9:28:17 AM   
KatyLied


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What we really need here on Collarme.com is a new subforum called The Sensitive Corner.


It can be pastels and flowers in there.
I think there should be an on-line counselor available 24-7, so many seem to use this message board as therapy, it would be helpful to them.




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RE: Calling all Assholes - 5/21/2007 9:30:32 AM   
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ORIGINAL: domiguy

I couldn't function under the title of "DomiGod" it lacks all humility.....I am not quite at supreme being level....Perhaps one of the lessor Gods might be more appropriate...Some sub out here suggested that by not capitalizing the "d" in "domiguy" made me look like less of a Dom....It was before I knew the etiquette of CM and all that the wondeful world of BDSM had to offer....I pondered her statement and returned her message by calling her "a cunt".....It is so hard to live as an adult amongst children.


I bet that to a person who identifies dominants by whether or not they cap the first letter of their name....the use of the word "cunt" probably propelled you to SuperDom status. I bet after that she really wanted you.

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RE: My last word on this subject - 5/21/2007 9:32:04 AM   
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Status: offline 		Denis Leary said it best

But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested
(Oh no) No Way (Uh-uh)
No, I've gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's expense
(Oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I drive really slow in the ultrafast lane
While people behind me are going insane
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole)
I use public toilets and piss on the seat
I walk around in the summertime saying, "How about this heat?"
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)
Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's a real fucking asshole)


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RE: Calling all Assholes - 5/21/2007 9:32:52 AM   
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RE: Calling all Assholes - 5/21/2007 9:40:56 AM   
mistoferin


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ORIGINAL: MadRabbit

Dont forget the animated kittens that sing "Kumebya"


Oh now that is just so wrong!!!

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RE: Calling all Assholes - 5/21/2007 9:49:20 AM   
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RE: Calling all Assholes - 5/21/2007 9:58:18 AM   
mistoferin


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Status: offline 		If there was a sensitive corner I believe it would only be fair to have a "Lounge for the cold hearted betches and assholes" where no sensitive people could have access.

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RE: Calling all Assholes - 5/21/2007 10:07:04 AM   
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Lounge for the cold hearted betches and assholes"


Yes.  And all entrants must wear big girl (and big boy) pants and not whine about things in life that they can take care of.  Otherwise they will call forth the wrath of all betches and assholes. 


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RE: Calling all Assholes - 5/21/2007 10:12:43 AM   
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Status: offline 		Ladies and gentlemen,

I would like to take a moment to formally apologize for missing this thread until now.  I read only portions of it, but I must say, it was hilarious.

I mean, any thread that betches about us cynical assholes who have seen more crybabies than panties must be hilarious, right?

Why did we not direct the OP to the "All  complaints go here" thread, where she can be forgotten easily?

Because that would not have brightened my birthday morning!

So, without further ado, for all posts from 1 to 308,

LOL

Yours,


benji

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RE: Calling all Assholes - 5/21/2007 10:16:05 AM   
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Status: offline 		you must be speaking of my two ex masters, one who stole all my stuff, from teddy bears to unicorns and everythiing inbetween, included family belonging i was going to pass on to my children and grandkids,
and the other one who refuses to post he release me, but yet threw me away like yesterday garbage and now i can not even get a moive i left with him in is care, that my son bought for me,

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RE: Calling all Assholes - 5/21/2007 10:18:14 AM   
mistoferin


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Status: offline 		HUH????????   LA.....we NEED translation again!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: Calling all Assholes - 5/21/2007 10:19:58 AM   
BBBTBW


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DAYUM!!!!!

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RE: Calling all Assholes - 5/21/2007 10:23:01 AM   
HarleyKitty69


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Is this the weekly meeting for asshole and betches ?????

hhhhmmm guess not; musta took a wrong turn at the front door...

*MOONS EVERYBODY* 
just because I can ....and runs back to the cruise ship

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RE: My last word on this subject - 5/21/2007 10:30:19 AM   
KeirasSecret


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Status: offline 		Back when I was still with my last vanilla boyfriend, in my fifth year of a custody battle; said boyfriend used to think it was funny to say things like, “So, aren’tch ya glad you decided to breed?” and “How’s that marriage thing treatin’ ya?”.

I knew he was trying to be funny, (in a hateful sort of way). I would say to him, “Look, Jackass, it’s only meant as a joke, if we’re both laughing; otherwise, it’s something else. Does this look like my freakin’ happy face to you?!?”

Of course that was exactly how he wanted me to respond, so, he won.

Unfortunately for him, one day he pushed me too far, to the point where I felt it was necessary to remind him, why it was exactly, he had never been married. I think he finally got it.

We are still friends, and he doesn’t usually say things like that anymore. Since we don’t live together anymore, if he did, I would leave, or tell him to go home; depending on if he were at my house at the time.

Don’t recall ever telling him to “Do it again!!!”, so I could continue to complain about it, or sticking my fingers in my ears, while repeating, “I can’t hear you!!!!”

goosevabah (sp)

k

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RE: My last word on this subject - 5/21/2007 10:41:34 AM   
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goos fraba
(goos-fra-ba)

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RE: Calling all Assholes - 5/21/2007 10:55:24 AM   
LaTigresse


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quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

Ladies and gentlemen,

I would like to take a moment to formally apologize for missing this thread until now.  I read only portions of it, but I must say, it was hilarious.

I mean, any thread that betches about us cynical assholes who have seen more crybabies than panties must be hilarious, right?

Why did we not direct the OP to the "All  complaints go here" thread, where she can be forgotten easily?

Because that would not have brightened my birthday morning!

So, without further ado, for all posts from 1 to 308,

LOL

Yours,


benji


Does this mean we get to give benji some birthday spankings?????????


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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

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RE: My last word on this subject - 5/21/2007 10:55:58 AM   
KeirasSecret


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quote:

spelling:

goos fraba
(goos-fra-ba)


Smiles... thank you... damn phonetic spelling!

k

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RE: Calling all Assholes - 5/21/2007 11:02:42 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: mistoferin
HUH????????   LA.....we NEED translation again!!!!!!!!!!


LOL "I've been with two losers who took my stuff and I can't get it back."

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RE: Calling all Assholes - 5/21/2007 11:06:11 AM   
mnottertail


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RE: Calling all Assholes - 5/21/2007 11:09:59 AM   
happypervert


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ORIGINAL: mistoferin

If there was a sensitive corner I believe it would only be fair to have a "Lounge for the cold hearted betches and assholes" where no sensitive people could have access.

I like that. And while they're singing Kumbaya in the sensitive corner, the cold hearted betches and assholes can sing the Dee Dee Dee song. For those who don't know it, here's the video:

Dee Dee Dee by Carlos Mencia

< Message edited by happypervert -- 5/21/2007 11:13:52 AM >

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