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faverite bumber stickers ? - 5/17/2005 11:52:16 PM

UdderMaster

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"there is no personal problem thant can't be sholved with a suitable amount of High explosives "

seen on the back of a small import car being towed by a big honking Rv
"don't honk I am pushing as hard as I can "
Ok lets here yours

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 5/18/2005 12:01:37 AM

Pavel

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I'm a big fan of "Don't stop honking, I'm just reloading."
that and the ever classy "driver is only carrying 20 bucks worth of ammunition"

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 5/18/2005 2:18:18 AM

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I want both of those.

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 5/18/2005 6:56:56 AM

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"My other transportation is a Broom" (being Wiccan this amused me)

"I have PMS, a Flogger and a Whip, what did you say?"

"Don't make me get my flying monkeys" (please tell me someone gets this one, it's one I actually have on my car)

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 5/18/2005 1:52:49 PM

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The Wizard of Oz, right?

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 5/18/2005 3:34:27 PM

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Of Couse I don't look busy...
I did it right the first time

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"Help starve a feeding bureaucrat"

"Talking on a cell phone
while driving isn't as hard as driving
with one shoved up your ASS!"

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 5/19/2005 4:31:04 AM

Kindred2Evil

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Yes!!! You would be amazed at how many people DON'T get that one!! *laughs*

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/1/2005 5:19:47 AM

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Whats there not to get lol?

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/2/2005 12:02:41 AM

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Two of my favorites are:

Friends don't let friends vote Republican ... with a little elephant in a "no" sign. ^_^
Kiss me, I'm a pirate! ...I've actually got that one on my car. It's black and white with a cute lil happy face wearing a pirate's hat...it's adorable. And I'm a pirate (I download music, but shhhhhh don't tell anybody)...

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/2/2005 11:19:30 PM

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"When I grow up I want to be just like Barbie, that bitch has everything"

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/4/2005 10:10:25 AM

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OK, I used to have this on my car... I'm one of those that tends to let my mind wander during red lights.. thus missing the green ones! So I put this on my car and people really did stop honking and yelling at me!!

"Leave me alone I'm having a sexual fantasy"

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/4/2005 3:00:03 PM

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On the back of a Dodge Pick up truck

"Loud Pipes save Lives"

And my favorite has always been:

"Keep honking, I am reloading"

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/5/2005 10:23:01 PM

Pavel

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Oh an I forgot the one I aspire to get in the near future "Guns don't kill people, I kill people."

That and the "line danceing is when cousins breed" one too.

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/5/2005 10:24:00 PM

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And apparently I'm finally kinky. BOW DOWN BEFORE MY 133+ AWESOMENESS.

Umm, please carry on with your business, these aren't the droids you're looking for.

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/6/2005 12:27:48 AM

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I like "If you can read this, YOU'RE TOO DAMNED CLOSE."

Back when they used to have those obnoxious "Baby on Board" signs everywhere, there were all kinds of clever spoofs. My favorite was "Dodger Fan in Trunk."

But what's a BUMBER sticker?

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/6/2005 11:31:30 AM

Pavel

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It's a sticker applied to especially broad asses.

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/7/2005 1:12:38 PM

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i always liked :

Bondage is Knot for Everyone

and

The Proud Parent of a Child Who has Graduated and LEFT HOME!

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/8/2005 11:26:02 AM

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My favorite I have on my car and also a T-shirt that says the same thing.

Support Search and Rescue.....GET LOST!!

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/8/2005 7:38:02 PM

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Big Bang theroy " God spoke BANG it happened!

i saw this on a car today , liked it
" if you are going to ride my ass at least pull my hair"

got to get that one

my Fav, is my USMC sticker, it has the US flag and the USMC flag, and say's " Freedom will be Defended!

have fun yall

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/8/2005 10:24:06 PM

Lordandmaster

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Evangelism really has the bumper-sticker market cornered.