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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 2/10/2008 6:36:46 AM   
SubinMaine


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ORIGINAL: Aylee

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Good mornin' Aylee!

G'nite Angel *SMOOCHES*!
*note to self:  never nipple-dip into HOT coffee*



Morning b!

To tell you the truth, I had always taken it as a given to NOT dip my nipples or any other body part into HOT coffee. 

But thank you for your empirical evidence on that. 


  Sometimes, i get this ridiculous idea in my head that something won't hurt "that bad"....and i test the theory...no, not bright at all LOL


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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 2/10/2008 6:37:14 AM   
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Status: offline 		Q.  How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?
 
A.  None, let the bitch do the dishes in the dark.
 
Q. Why does the bride always wear white?

A. Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Q. Why is the space between a women's breasts and her hips called a waist?

A. Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.





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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 2/10/2008 6:41:25 AM   
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ORIGINAL: SubinMaine

  Sometimes, i get this ridiculous idea in my head that something won't hurt "that bad"....and i test the theory...no, not bright at all LOL



Blame it on the lack of sleep.  Or, as I call it, mommy-brain. 

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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 2/10/2008 6:41:38 AM   
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Q. Why is the space between a women's breasts and her hips called a waist?

A. Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.


*snicker*...now this one i'd yet to hear


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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 2/10/2008 6:45:05 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Aylee

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  Sometimes, i get this ridiculous idea in my head that something won't hurt "that bad"....and i test the theory...no, not bright at all LOL



Blame it on the lack of sleep.  Or, as I call it, mommy-brain. 

i'm gettin' double whammied with the mommy-brain and pregnant-brain together....it's a wonder i haven't forgotten how to walk *sigh*


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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 2/10/2008 6:47:41 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Aylee

*weak laugh*

I have heard them all.  Repeatedly. 


Best I could do on short notice..  :-)


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To tell you the truth, I had always taken it as a given to NOT dip my nipples or any other body part into HOT coffee. 

But thank you for your empirical evidence on that. 


Oh, so I should take My penis out of My coffee now?

*pout*


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ORIGINAL: SubinMaine

Someone's WIDE awake this morning 


Only cause I was able to fart. ;-)


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Sometimes, i get this ridiculous idea in my head that something won't hurt "that bad"....and i test the theory...no, not bright at all LOL


Which is why I require you to have "dom/me supervision" before you try some of your stunts. ;-)


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Q.  How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?

A.  None, let the bitch do the dishes in the dark.

Q. Why does the bride always wear white?

A. Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Q. Why is the space between a women's breasts and her hips called a waist?

A. Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.


Q: What's that useless piece of flesh surrounding the vagina called?
A: A woman.

:-P


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ORIGINAL: SubinMaine

*snicker*...now this one i'd yet to hear


Wasn't true on the ex... that area was already well-populated... lol





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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 2/10/2008 6:50:29 AM   
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Q: What's that useless piece of flesh surrounding the vagina called?
A: A woman.

:-P



bad bad bad LOL!




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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 2/10/2008 6:50:30 AM   
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Status: offline 		Q. Why do women have orgasms?

A. It gives them one extra reason to moan.


Q: Why does it take so long for a woman to have an orgasm?

A: Who cares?



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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 2/10/2008 6:56:47 AM   
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Q: Why does it take so long for a woman to have an orgasm?
A: Who cares?


Heh.. something similar to that was going to be in My next batch:

Q: How does a real man know his woman has had an orgasm?
A: Real men don't care. ;-)


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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 2/10/2008 7:01:58 AM   
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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 2/10/2008 7:24:45 AM   
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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 2/10/2008 7:41:20 AM   
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Status: offline 		Hey!  I perved you!  Even rubbed My pecker on your picture... what more do you want?  sheesh!

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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 2/10/2008 7:42:53 AM   
SubinMaine


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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 2/10/2008 7:45:58 AM   
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Great breakfast bagel.. :-)  Danke!


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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 2/10/2008 7:53:53 AM   
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And, You're welcome.


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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 2/10/2008 8:21:30 AM   
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Status: offline 		Breakfast bagels. . . yum!

I had hot and sour soup. 

Actually, when I was at the grocery store yesterday, I saw square bagels, for sandwiches.  More expensive than the round bagels.  And people were buying them.  I just cannot figure out WHY they were paying extra for square bagels, they were actaully smaller than the round ones.  It is not as though I have ever had a difficult time making a sandwich with a round bagel.  So, this boggled my mind. 

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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 2/10/2008 8:33:57 AM   
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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 2/10/2008 8:38:12 AM   
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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 2/10/2008 8:46:56 AM   
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A      The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

Had to........lmao    Good Moanin evrybody !!!!!

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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 2/10/2008 8:50:19 AM   
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A.  So you can tell them apart from the feminists.

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