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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 2/10/2008 8:55:50 AM   
Cougarandkitten


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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 2/10/2008 8:57:12 AM   
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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 2/10/2008 8:58:46 AM   
Cougarandkitten


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Status: offline 		Sounds about par for the course.....lol

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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 2/10/2008 8:59:10 AM   
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Status: offline 		morning everyone! just stopping in to see whats going on...gotta go sew more....

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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 2/10/2008 8:59:44 AM   
CrimsonMoan


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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 2/10/2008 9:01:54 AM   
Cougarandkitten


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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 2/10/2008 9:07:45 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Aylee

Actually, when I was at the grocery store yesterday, I saw square bagels, for sandwiches.  More expensive than the round bagels.  And people were buying them.  I just cannot figure out WHY they were paying extra for square bagels, they were actaully smaller than the round ones.  It is not as though I have ever had a difficult time making a sandwich with a round bagel.  So, this boggled my mind. 


The same reason people pay $10 for those "magic" produce-keeping bags... or the supercharged electric toothbrush-looking things to scrub the tile grout in the bathroom, or buying a leather handbag because it comes with a digital voice recorder... because the TV (as in "television", quick.. lol) tells them to.

Fucking sheep.


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ORIGINAL: CrimsonMoan

morning all. ohh look my maybe stalker emailed me back lol


You didn't think he could stay away for long, did you? LOL


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ORIGINAL: Cougarandkitten

Q      What does a woman do when she getso out of the battered womens shelter?

A      The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

Had to........lmao    Good Moanin evrybody !!!!!


Booo!  Hiss!! LOL


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ORIGINAL: Aylee

Q.  Why do Japanese Sumo Wrestlers shave their legs?

A.  So you can tell them apart from the feminists.


Oh god... lolol


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ORIGINAL: ghitaPVH

morning everyone! just stopping in to see whats going on...gotta go sew more....


*hugs&gropes&fondles* 

Mornin' sexy. :-)


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ORIGINAL: CrimsonMoan

lol. watching AVP2 and reading emails. Is very slow today 


Is that any good?  I loved the first one, in all its cheesiness..


More bad sexist jokes:

Q: Why has there never been a woman on the moon?
A: Because it doesn't need to be vacuumed.

Q: Why can't women ski
A: You ever seen snow in a kitchen?

Q: What do you do if your wife runs out of the kitchen screaming and shouting?
A: Buy a shorter chain.

Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: Wait, better question, why is she out of the kitchen?

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None, the bitch should already have it open when she brings it.

My wife bought me a mood ring to help deal with my rage. When I'm happy it's purple, and when I'm mad it leaves a red mark on her forehead.


HAHAHAHAHA

(again, not meant to offend anyone.. just having fun and waiting for the man-hater jokes to come out... LOL)


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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 2/10/2008 9:12:41 AM   
lilsubl


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Status: offline 		morning...can anybody jump in here or is this exclusive??  is the price of admission a sexist joke?  if it is, i'm in trouble, since i was the only bartender in the Universe who had to be told jokes by the customers...can't remember them....is there a support group for that, i wonder?

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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 2/10/2008 9:15:04 AM   
instynctive


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ORIGINAL: lilsubl

morning...can anybody jump in here or is this exclusive??  is the price of admission a sexist joke?  if it is, i'm in trouble, since i was the only bartender in the Universe who had to be told jokes by the customers...can't remember them....is there a support group for that, i wonder?


G'moring (afternoon now, here) lilsub and welcome. :-)

No, not exclusive.. we welcome anyone who's not a jerk.. and the price of admission is a boobie shot... :-)  The sexist jokes are the result of needing coffee and trying to ... errm... "stimulate" the thread a little.. LOL

BTW.. I perved your profile.

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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 2/10/2008 9:17:20 AM   
CrimsonMoan


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Status: offline 		No sexist jokes here but the rules I always had taped to my binders in high school

1. The Female always makes The Rules. 

2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. 

3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules. 

4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules. 

5. The Female is never wrong. 

6. (If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.) 

7. (If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.) 

8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time. 

9. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female. 

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female Wants him to be angry or upset. 

12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset. 

13. The Male is expected to mind read at all times. 

14. The Male who doesn't abide by The Rules, can't take the heat, lacks a backbone, and is a wimp. 

15. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm. 16. At no time can the Male make such comments as "Insignificant" and "Is that all?" when the Female is complaining.

17. If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void!

Insty - Yeah well since he saw me at the bar first and then the site he managed to score a few points.



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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 2/10/2008 9:19:09 AM   
CrimsonMoan


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Status: offline 		And I prefer 2 to the first one. A lot more butt kicking and alien rampage. I wouldn't let B watch it any time soon though. Some very non pregnant gal friendly scenes

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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 2/10/2008 9:19:43 AM   
lilsubl


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Status: offline 		not much to perv there...& the only booby shot i have is the one that LaTigresse sent me after i whined for it.....

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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 2/10/2008 9:20:32 AM   
instynctive


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Status: offline 		LOL @ Crimson.. I love those rules... somewhere I have a list of "Man Rules"... those and "Rules for Dating a Musician"... I actually sent those to b before I moved in.. lol


Good for him... we need to get to a certain goth night at some point.. maybe score a few points...


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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 2/10/2008 9:22:02 AM   
instynctive


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ORIGINAL: CrimsonMoan

And I prefer 2 to the first one. A lot more butt kicking and alien rampage. I wouldn't let B watch it any time soon though. Some very non pregnant gal friendly scenes


Oooh... sounds like it would be right up her alley. :-)


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ORIGINAL: lilsubl

not much to perv there...& the only booby shot i have is the one that LaTigresse sent me after i whined for it.....


So I see, and not boobie shots of others.. boobie shots of you. :-P   Everyone here has done it!  C'mon, you know you want to! lol

LOL


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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 2/10/2008 9:22:22 AM   
ghitaPVH


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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice!

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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 2/10/2008 9:23:21 AM   
ghitaPVH


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Status: offline 		How can you tell if a woman is lying?

Her lips are moving.

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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 2/10/2008 9:29:57 AM   
CrimsonMoan


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Status: offline 		22. Always, always suck up to her brother. - especially if he's a marine and all his friends are marines and seals. 

How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
Both of them.

How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.

What did God say when he created Adam?
I can do better than this.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.

Why do men like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.

Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?

What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A tourist.



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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 2/10/2008 9:30:28 AM   
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his penis is hard.




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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 2/10/2008 9:33:10 AM   
CrimsonMoan


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Status: offline 		Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."

What have you done wrong when you wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you? made the chain too long.

What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why.
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Woman inspires us to great things...and prevents us from achieving them. (Dumas)








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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 2/10/2008 9:35:01 AM   
lilsubl


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no boobie shots, Insty...new computer, no pics here yet...gotta get the old one fixed so i can suck files off it....

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