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martyrized -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (5/21/2008 3:10:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyRainfire

martyrized, I gotta say, I love your avi! I got 2 fuzzballs (for now) and love them. I'll miss them when I leave here. My son is keeping them. Their names are Dover and Lynx. Got them from a mass rescue from Ohio last year. Not too many people are familiar with ferrets. *grins*

About the humidity, I don't want to think about city stink and it. I live out in the country and am moving into the city. I look out my bedroom window to a paddock with 2 horses right now. Got farm fields 1 block over. I'm just a few miles from the mountains. All of this to a city of 140,000.... Oh ya - it's gonna be fun! Thankfully, I used to live in the Bay Area of California so it won't be a total shock. Just something I wasn't expecting to be in again.

Ahhhhhhh, the things we do for love!


teehee... ferret world order. and yeah... i prefer cities, but not the swamp-city smell of the epicentre of freedom in the summertime. blegh.




ocilla -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (5/21/2008 4:08:36 PM)

a weasel or not a weasel after all?  pouting.  ferrets are cuties too - but in the store their cage is always one of the smellier ones.

sidels up to the bear * rubs up all over him*.  Did I tell you about the guy in Quebec that chased me around his store begging to lick my pussy.  I have to say it being my first time to Canada and the trip being so business oriented he was one of the few encounters I had with the natives.  Gave an interesting impression.  So bear...could that have been your brother or cousin or somethin.  I mean it was like he had been waiting there all day for me to walk in - he even locked the door behind me - which I did not catch till I was trying to escape....Course it did not stop me getting outta there.  

Maybe we could go back and capture him and put him into our male sex slave harem.  We could come up with a suitable job for him I am certain. he he.




Daddysredhead -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (5/21/2008 6:01:14 PM)

Arrrggghhhh!!!  I don't know the safeword for cramps that feel as if they could knock over a small horse.  Does this fall under non-consensual pony play?  I don't know.  Daddy walked in tonight and said, "Is it the first day?"  I asked how He knew and He said, "I've seen that look for 5 years.  It says, 'Please help me, I hurt.'"  Hmmm....  sexy and smart.

Anybody got a tranq dart?  [sm=gaah.gif]




Asherdelampyr -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (5/21/2008 6:07:27 PM)

you poor dear, I almost have some clue how you feel (having been damn near eviserated once or twice) get a good book, some snuggly clothes and a large warm comforting drink (like a hot toottie) may help you think about something other than the pain




awakenednj -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (5/21/2008 6:36:07 PM)

Sorry you are hurting DRH. I love those disposable sticky hot patches for just these times...what are they called? theraheat or something...

Hiya anybody whose still here :)




Daddysredhead -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (5/21/2008 6:43:58 PM)

Thank you, A and A...  I'd almost be willing to take a rubber mallet upside the head right now as it seems the most expeditious form of relief.

[sm=fight.gif]    [sm=axe.gif]




LadyRainfire -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (5/21/2008 6:44:49 PM)

*hugs*

Hiya, awakened and Red.... How are you lovely ladies doing tonight? Red, I was at PT today and was doing some exercises on the machine and oooooooo, were my breasts so tender!!! I wanted to cry but just sucked it up. [>:] I don't even want to think cramps..... Can you get some Advil or Motrin, since they're specifically anti-inflammatories, then something relaxing and just have a quiet evening?




Daddysredhead -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (5/21/2008 6:54:16 PM)

Poor LR...  bless your heart and bewbage.  I think some drug therapy is definitely in the works here.  A little pain reliever and a hot shower, then I'm done for the day. 




awakenednj -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (5/21/2008 7:00:50 PM)

Hope it passes soon for ya DRH!  Hugs to you and to LRF... gently, being mindful of the sore bits...

I am doing well. Busy but happy! Somebody has me on cloud 9. Bet you'll never guess who! hehehe. Course, that leaves me wondering when he's gonna pull the rug out and spin my head again, but for now Im just enjoying [sm=hearts.gif]




LadyRainfire -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (5/21/2008 7:18:37 PM)

[sm=rofl.gif]  Ohhhhhh, nooooo, I couldn't possibly guess who, awakened!!! Let's see - how about if I get 3 guesses and the first 2 don't count? Do enjoy it, its so much fun and worth it.

As for me, I'd take drugs to help but this is caused by the drugs the doc gave me to help me supposedly. I dunno, they don't seem to be helping me but who knows....  Red, get that shower and pain reliever and relax. Snuggle up and get a good night's sleep. Oh - I hear that potassium/magnesium helps as well. Like in bananas? And warm milk, if you drink it.

*cuddles and hugs Red softly*




beargonewild -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (5/21/2008 7:58:45 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ocilla

a weasel or not a weasel after all?  pouting.  ferrets are cuties too - but in the store their cage is always one of the smellier ones.

sidels up to the bear * rubs up all over him*.  Did I tell you about the guy in Quebec that chased me around his store begging to lick my pussy.  I have to say it being my first time to Canada and the trip being so business oriented he was one of the few encounters I had with the natives.  Gave an interesting impression.  So bear...could that have been your brother or cousin or somethin.  I mean it was like he had been waiting there all day for me to walk in - he even locked the door behind me - which I did not catch till I was trying to escape....Course it did not stop me getting outta there.  

Maybe we could go back and capture him and put him into our male sex slave harem.  We could come up with a suitable job for him I am certain. he he.


*smooches and gropes and fondles ocilla shamelessly*

I think we should go back and nab that Frenchman! We have to make sure that all the men we snatch have a very high appetite and almost insatiable.

~passes Red a glass of Bailey's served by a nubile male and female slave~  Hope you feel better soon Red, O may not know what it's like suffering from those cramps but I still sympathize.




beargonewild -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (5/21/2008 8:20:02 PM)

~gets on soapbox~

Attention my fellow kinksters, we are now going on two days and wolfie hasn't made any attempt to molesticate or clusterfuk his favorite furry playtoy.




LadyRainfire -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (5/21/2008 8:55:18 PM)

[:o]  I wonder if he's really tired, he posted the other day that it was only Tuesday and he was already exhausted and worn out for the week. I haven't seen him posting a lot lately either. Come to think of it, I haven't seen a lot of the "regs" around lately....  I'd offer but it ain't the same. *winks*




sappatoti -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (5/21/2008 9:10:08 PM)

I wouldn't know how to properly grope or fondle. I'm uncorrupted like that.




DiurnalVampire -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (5/21/2008 9:19:50 PM)

My bullshit meter went off... must have been sappa




sappatoti -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (5/21/2008 9:24:12 PM)

I'm just seeing if anyone is paying attention.

(I am not as corrupted as people seem to think... truly I am not... honestly...)




DiurnalVampire -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (5/21/2008 9:31:26 PM)

mmhmmm





beargonewild -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (5/22/2008 5:00:54 AM)

~strips naked and begins dancing wildly~
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KMsAngel -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (5/22/2008 5:04:58 AM)

holds up a placard with 6.8 on it




LadyRainfire -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (5/22/2008 5:06:41 AM)

Hmmmm, he ain't ain't Lumus but I'll give him 7.0.....




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