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beargonewild -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (10/2/2007 6:35:08 AM)

Been too slow scifi  hahahaha  Seems I got left behind in the slush pile!





scifi1133 -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (10/2/2007 6:36:08 AM)

lol i know the feeling my man.....and speaking of slow now im off to the bamk so i will see everyone in a little while...have fun.




sappatoti -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (10/2/2007 6:36:23 AM)

Good morning bear.




beargonewild -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (10/2/2007 6:38:44 AM)

Morning e01n and sappa and Ghita  (se ya lurking above)




GhitaAmati -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (10/2/2007 6:42:15 AM)

It is now time for Ghita's compilation reply to catch up on everything she missed while away......

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ORIGINAL: earthycouple

ghita...you need a slave...


Ive actually been looking for one for quite a while now...no one seems to think my offers are serious.....

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Warning!!!!! Warning!!!!! All Slaves!!!!!!

Count your fingers when you are done fucking around with her, tho.

Ron


HEY! I only injure myself! I would never take fingers or do any permanant damage to anyone else....even if they asked for it (I did have a chick tell me she would move in if I would break her hand for her...I said no thanks. Bummer honestly, she was quite cute)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sappatoti

If not a slave, at least someone who can help her out with these things.

I keep suggesting... dropping hints that I'm so very close... ;)



Sappa, you have no idea how much I appreciate your offers, but see, Sir has this issue with single males hanging out at the house with me during the day while he is at work....Maybe someday, if he gets the opportunity to meet you first....[:)]

quote:

ORIGINAL: earthycouple

I'll be all giddy if you went and slaved for Ghita....that would be so cool....but we gotta make Ghita all dommish and stuff...BSB, Cuff, Ocilla, who's helping?...we're gonna give Ghita the "how to be the coolest domina ever" class *S*


I'm in charge of showing her rope  *S*



wow...I leave for a night and they plan my entire life for me.....

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Well she can already change oil----
Lop fingers off------
grout tile-----
ask girls out----

There isn't much left that she needs to know.......

Ron


awwwwww....shucks, thanks Ron!

----
Domi... thanks for saying im dreamy, even though I know you are being sarcastic....

-----

Ron and Donna are planning on Queening me??? WTF? I am NOT gonna get turned into some gay male chintzy...


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ORIGINAL: sappatoti

Not that I can tell. I've always been considered ticklish too, but I can never tickle myself, so I have no way at the moment of testing my nips sensitivities.



its physically impossible to tickle yourself...

quote:

ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

you have missed a lot. long story short: met a guy here, hit it off wonderfully, got engaged, planning wedding and move to Oregon in June 2008


CONGRATS!!!!

quote:

ORIGINAL: e01n

Hair: as can be seen in some photos, I'm currently sporting the classic "high & tight" because it's low maintenance and pleasantly conservative. Now, I need to let it grow out... <sigh>



My sir wears his the same way, kind of a hold over from the military....

Honey.....I have some really amazing raw honey.....local bee hive....I stock up in bulk also...but only cause I use about 10 pounds every 3 or 4 months for mead....


Donna....I still love your eyes....and you have a sexy voice....


Decorating for holidays....who the hell has time???? I decorate for christmas and thats it....and it normally stays that way from thanksgiving until the middle of january.......


Martha Stewert Magazine......yea...if yall have figured it out by now...I dont put much stock in things like that...I have too many small UMs around here for little knick knack cheesy decorations......I do subscribe to JC Whitney, American Rifleman, and a few hunting magazines.....oh...and Southern Living but dont tell anyone it might ruin my reputation.....


poetry...im just not a poetry type person....now music....had a guy who would play piano for me...just..make stuff up as he went along and oh wow was it ever amazing. Id sit in the room with my eyes closed listning to him play for hours....

Oh darn...I missed a wank scene with cuffs and Charlotte....darn....and it was getting interesting too...

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There...I think im done....Morning everyone!













sappatoti -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (10/2/2007 6:55:29 AM)


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ORIGINAL: GhitaAmati

It is now time for Ghita's compilation reply to catch up on everything she missed while away......

...
quote:

ORIGINAL: sappatoti

If not a slave, at least someone who can help her out with these things.

I keep suggesting... dropping hints that I'm so very close... ;)



Sappa, you have no idea how much I appreciate your offers, but see, Sir has this issue with single males hanging out at the house with me during the day while he is at work....Maybe someday, if he gets the opportunity to meet you first....[:)]

quote:

ORIGINAL: earthycouple

I'll be all giddy if you went and slaved for Ghita....that would be so cool....but we gotta make Ghita all dommish and stuff...BSB, Cuff, Ocilla, who's helping?...we're gonna give Ghita the "how to be the coolest domina ever" class *S*


I'm in charge of showing her rope *S*



wow...I leave for a night and they plan my entire life for me.....
...


Good morning Ghita...

I can understand your Sir's thinking... that's cool. As for the domly gals planning out your life, I believe they're trying to be helpful... especially if the slave in question is me.




GhitaAmati -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (10/2/2007 6:59:50 AM)

grins...I know sappa.....




GhitaAmati -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (10/2/2007 7:03:33 AM)

My problem is...Im hunting for a female slave who can do all the stuff I do....the farm work and the construction and the fence repairs and the mechanic work and electrical and plumbing and also cook and clean and play with UMs and also happens to be cute and be willing to be mainly a service slave with the occasional offer to join us in bed sometimes but not always.....and darn it...but Im having alot of issues finding someone who fits ALL those categories who lives nearby or is willing to relocate....cause the first thing she'd have to do is be able to help me build her a bedroom....




instynctive -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (10/2/2007 7:04:51 AM)

Mornin' all.. sorry I'm not keeping up.

Ghita.. I'm just trying to find a semi-local *stable* gay/bi sub/slave.  Even that is a tall order.




mnottertail -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (10/2/2007 7:05:07 AM)

Well, I am just looking for a pretty, and pliant woman with an oral fetish---------

I am fucked, so I don't think there is a word in the english language to describe your chances...........

LOL




divi -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (10/2/2007 7:06:19 AM)

heya ghita !!!

when you fnd that slave.. can you give me her card.. i'm looking for someone like that also... and will gladly pay




sappatoti -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (10/2/2007 7:08:14 AM)

I can't help you out there Ghita... I just don't have the biological equipment you seek. ;)

But I can understand your angst. Of all the profiles I've perved here and elsewhere, I haven't found one female slave/submissive that is a match for who it is you're looking for. I'll keep my eyes open though.




GhitaAmati -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (10/2/2007 7:12:13 AM)

Morning Instynctive! Long time no see!! We are keeping your thread alive and well though! Ooh..I just found out my best friend and occasional playmate has a sister who lives in Maine...Ill have to get more info...

Ron.....lots of women have oral fetishes....oh way, thats oral fixation...nm

divi...IF I ever find her, Im duct taping her mouth shut and locking her inside a closet and she is NEVER getting out....

Sappa...thanks so much! Maybe with more people hunting Ill find her sooner!




GhitaAmati -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (10/2/2007 7:13:23 AM)

ooooh.....I just had an idea...maybe I can find a perfectly suitable MALE slave....who can work on cars and fix fences and do plumbing work and doesnt mind washing dishes.......and get him a sex change operation.......




sappatoti -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (10/2/2007 7:13:25 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: instynctive

Mornin' all.. sorry I'm not keeping up.

Ghita.. I'm just trying to find a semi-local *stable* gay/bi sub/slave. Even that is a tall order.



G'morning insty...

You're asking for something that never seems to be... someone who's "stable" living in your local area. I've found it to be true that while there's plenty of people who could match the role living locally, them not matching what my idea of "stable" is tends to knock them all off the list. :)




KMsAngel -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (10/2/2007 7:14:17 AM)

sorry, all, i'm going to have to leave you. i'm so tired, can't keep my eyes open even.... good night!




GhitaAmati -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (10/2/2007 7:14:53 AM)

stable...yea....stable is the hardest quality to find anymore it seems.....




sappatoti -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (10/2/2007 7:15:34 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: GhitaAmati

ooooh.....I just had an idea...maybe I can find a perfectly suitable MALE slave....who can work on cars and fix fences and do plumbing work and doesnt mind washing dishes.......and get him a sex change operation.......


Working on cars... check.
Fixing fences... check.
Plumbing... check.
Washing dishes... check.
Sex change operation... um, not a chance... NOT check.

Sorry... :)




GhitaAmati -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (10/2/2007 7:16:20 AM)

night angel!...btw..I tried on the reeses...but the shipping was way to high...so it has to wait until payday.....unfortunantly I ate all the reeses while I was waiting....so now I gotta go buy more...




GhitaAmati -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (10/2/2007 7:18:32 AM)

well darn sappa...it was an idea at least.....

~edited to add...I probably couldnt afford to get anyone a sex change operation anyway...if I ever got money to be spent on cosmetic surgery...the first thing Id be buying is the lasik eye thingy...and then a boob job, and a tummy tuck...and some lipo....




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