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RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines - 9/28/2007 9:58:24 AM

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You know I havent had this problem in a while, would you like my cherry tonight? (in a steak and shake)

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RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines - 9/28/2007 10:03:21 AM

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Does this smell like chlorophorm to you?

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RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines - 9/28/2007 10:21:08 AM

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"Hey, Bitch! You wanna go halves on a bastard?"

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RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines - 9/28/2007 11:09:45 AM

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LOL that is just wrong but you're still hott

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RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines - 10/1/2007 7:22:01 AM

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Hey darlin' if we ain't related git in the truck I'm horney enough for you an' a friend.

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RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines - 10/1/2007 7:28:57 AM

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the other day i heard " hey bitch suck my dick" .. it made me laugh...

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RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines - 10/1/2007 9:42:27 AM

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the other day i heard " hey bitch suck my dick" .. it made me laugh...

"Dick who?" :) (Let's start stating good comebacks also :)

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RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines - 10/1/2007 9:50:39 AM

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Head Waitress: "Do I know you?"
Me: "No, you just wish you did"
Outcome: Phonenumbers. She cooked. She held out til desert.

Fashionista Status Bitch out for one to one drink with me "OK, you can stop talking now - you are only here because you have a pretty face"

Me: "Well, one of us has to be beautiful"

Outcome: Three year affair with married woman.

After lots of eye contact, smiles and stolen looks
Me: "What are you reading?"
Her: "A book"
Me: "Is this going to get any easier?"
Her: "What do I have to do? Throw my knickers at you?"

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RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines - 10/1/2007 9:00:45 PM

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Today from one of the installers...

"Don't I know you??"
"Yes, I answer the phones, stay inside and when they come in, I write up pick up orders from the warehouse."
"No, you look like the lady I am going to buy lunch today."

No, I didn't go out to lunch with him, it was sweet though. I gave him a flirty smile and walked away, slowly - tight slacks, heels and a top that dipps in the front.

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RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines - 10/3/2007 4:01:49 AM

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One of the best ones i have ever heard was my mate at a pub. he walked up to these two girls and asked "so uhh, are you girls legal?" whole pub stopped and laughed at that one.

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RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines - 10/3/2007 6:59:48 AM

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Well, what was their answer? We're waiting...

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RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines - 10/3/2007 7:05:49 AM

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Does this smell like chlorophorm to you?

Best one EVER.

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RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines - 10/4/2007 3:11:43 PM

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Very corny this one: if I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me ?

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RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines - 10/5/2007 9:46:28 AM

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lick your finger, then touch her dress and touch your shirt.
"What do you say we get out of these wet clothes?"

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RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines - 10/5/2007 10:45:18 AM

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My favorite:

"Hi, nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

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RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines - 10/5/2007 11:11:03 PM

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Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Bertha?

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RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines - 10/5/2007 11:17:26 PM

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they walked out in disgust. lmao.

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RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines - 10/6/2007 12:42:53 AM

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In line at mountain equipment co-op I had to sign an extra piece of paper. I realized I hadn't read all the way through.
"So, how many of my first born did I just sell to your fine establishment?"
Without missing a beat, the girl behind the cash looked me dead in the eye. "Three."
"Shit. Well, I guess I better get crackin' then. What are you doing later?"
"Well I'm - Hey!"

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RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines - 10/9/2007 10:19:12 AM

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with an ass like that youd fit right in at my family reunion.

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RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines - 10/9/2007 10:51:49 AM

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"If i could be any enzyme, i'd be a DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes"

I'm a med student....i can't get nerd out of my blood.

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