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RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines - 10/9/2007 10:54:22 AM

eastcoastgal

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Does this smell like chlorophorm to you?

hahaha should have seen this one before i responded a minute ago.....knowing my naivete, I would instinctively give it a whiff before even thinking of what I was just asked. Note to self: don't smell random people's hankies!

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RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines - 10/13/2007 8:07:30 PM

InkedMaster

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If we were squirrels,could I bust a nut in your hole?

I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag!

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RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines - 10/15/2007 9:20:42 PM

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I have a Harley Davidson, does that turn you on?

Said to me and a girlfriend by the fattest, greasiest, hairiest, summer-toothed troll on the planet. We laughed so hard we got the hiccups, and he slunk away to the crowd yelling, "LOSER!"

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RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines - 10/15/2007 9:28:12 PM

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ORIGINAL: eastcoastgal

"If i could be any enzyme, i'd be a DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes"

I'm a med student....i can't get nerd out of my blood.

Sadly I get it.. and damn it. I might even use it.

Gods I am such a geek.

Gwyn

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RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines - 10/15/2007 11:38:25 PM

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The sad thing is I have had two of them used on me.....

“Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

and

“Do you have a license? Because you’re driving me crazy.”

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RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines - 10/16/2007 3:03:35 AM

bunkie

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Ha! All so funny...
I had a guy you know sort of crook his finger at me to beckon me over. When I walked up to him he said "If i made you come with one finger, imagine what i could do with a whole hand"

ewww....

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RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines - 10/16/2007 5:55:44 AM

Silvar

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LOL man, and I thought my pick up lines were bad.

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RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines - 10/16/2007 11:27:44 AM

Kuprin

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ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd

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ORIGINAL: eastcoastgal

"If i could be any enzyme, i'd be a DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes"

I'm a med student....i can't get nerd out of my blood.

Sadly I get it.. and damn it. I might even use it.

Gods I am such a geek.

Gwyn

Gwyn, if you used that on me I don't know if you'd even get me out of the place before my pants were off. :P

Mine: "Testing, testing...*tap tap* is this thing turned on?" - works well on a girl who's been checking you out a while.

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