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Lumus -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 3:55:13 PM)
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Urge...to resist...posting...failing...
* "Your face or mine?"
* "You're hot, even if we aren't related. Let's make us some one-headed babies!"
* "We're doing a national sperm taste test. Blow me and tell me if I taste better than
the last guy."
* "Your tits look sunburned. Want some all-natural tanning lotion?"
* "If that ass is as tight as it looks, I might not even put the bag over your head."
* "I like pie."
* "It's not cheating if I cum, only if you cum."
* "Wanna help me put my bedroom furniture together? It's real easy, just keep fitting
Tab A into Slot B; only take a few minutes."
* "Let's go back to my place and play Bartender - I'll give you a 'Long, Hard Screw' if
you give me a 'Blowjob'."
* "You've got the tongue, I've got the tongue depressor...let's play Dentist."
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