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hotmuffin -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 7:34:21 AM)
if you won't fuck me, can i fuck you? ;pxxx

scifi1133 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 7:35:15 AM)
got a little irish in you?........want some?

DMFParadox -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 7:35:31 AM)
Yarr. I'll be plunderin' yer booty, now!

mnottertail -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 7:36:47 AM)
Say! I see you are not using your pussy right now, mind if I do?

DMFParadox -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 7:36:58 AM)
Yo, you wanna ride on my rocket?

hotmuffin -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 7:38:26 AM)
Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female receives two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out? ;pxxx

DMFParadox -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 7:40:12 AM)
That barstool looks uncomfortable. Here, straddle me instead

hotmuffin -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 7:44:18 AM)
the word of the day is legs.... lets go spread the word ;pxxx

DMFParadox -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 7:44:58 AM)
Muffin, you are the only girl I want to ever use a pickup line on me in a bar. That was AWESOME. Hypothetical: A rooster is fighting a cat. Do you know who wins? (no) Well, let's see. You get the cat, I get the rooster... we'll meet at your place. I'll bet my cock will pound your pussy, though.

DMFParadox -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 7:47:16 AM)
Hey, I lost my map and need some directions. How do I get into your pants?

scifi1133 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 7:48:55 AM)
lol here sit on santas lap and tell him what you want for christmas

hotmuffin -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 7:52:58 AM)
lmao Paradox thats so sweet (btw never underestimate the prowess of a pussy against a cock lol) i'm not trying anything, i always put my hands there ;pxxx

mnottertail -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 7:58:43 AM)
By the way, I would like to mash 18 million megatons of moulten meat into your firm, yet quivvering vagina; just so you know.

hotmuffin -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 8:00:31 AM)
i think i could fall madly in bed with you ;pxxx

mnottertail -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 8:16:07 AM)
This is the bitch I want, the one with the fire in her eyes

hotmuffin -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 8:21:18 AM)
roses are red. violets are blue. i like icecream. lets go fuck ;pxxx

mnottertail -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 8:21:52 AM)
just me and you?

hotmuffin -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 8:23:49 AM)
lets play army. lie down and i'll blow the hell out of you ;pxxx

mnottertail -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 8:25:08 AM)
Let's play 68. Blow me and I will owe you one.

scifi1133 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 10:27:31 AM)
If i said i liked your ass would you hold it against me?

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