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RE: This is very important to new users - 10/3/2007 2:41:14 PM

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haha yup... know the feeling. I had my enlightment when I was doing an autopsy on a rather rotted corpse, and all I could think about how hugry I was and how much I'd love to have a roastbeef sandwich...

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RE: This is very important to new users - 10/3/2007 2:58:45 PM

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*sniffs trappedinamuseam* peanut butter?

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RE: This is very important to new users - 10/3/2007 4:04:48 PM

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Ja.

http://www.daleandthomaspopcorn.com/chocolate-peanut-butter-popcorn.aspx

Tell me this doesn't look fabulous!

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RE: This is very important to new users - 10/3/2007 6:06:53 PM

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Oh, dear God.

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RE: This is very important to new users - 10/3/2007 6:08:36 PM

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and here you thought you have seen the whole shit-o-ree............

Not so, by a damn sight.

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RE: This is very important to new users - 10/3/2007 6:41:24 PM

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I'm trying to figure out why a guy who meets women (who provide the location) for kinky afternoon sex and who is apparently cheating on his partner, thinks he's the person we should listen to.

If it wasn't against TOS, I'd say, "Fucking moron."

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RE: This is very important to new users - 10/3/2007 6:46:54 PM

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I agree with you. On this. A few too many players out there. Will the real Dom please stand up,

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RE: This is very important to new users - 10/3/2007 6:51:16 PM

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I've got 4 words for you.

You are an ass.

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RE: This is very important to new users - 10/3/2007 7:08:57 PM

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LOL, you last three girls on this thread gotta pop by my house.........that may also happen in a material world. Not likely, of course, but in the realm of possibilites...

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RE: This is very important to new users - 10/3/2007 10:19:44 PM

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*sigh* I compliment someone on this thread and he didn;t even notice *sigh*

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RE: This is very important to new users - 10/4/2007 2:09:36 AM

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I read the OP's profile... yep, I laughed.

I suppose if someone weren't hip to the married Dom looking for a fuck profile how would they know?? But really, if he's asking for his cum slut/hole/receptical whatever ya wanna call it to provide a place for him to use her... well, I'll just say, "oh yea baby, that's a real turn on!" cum on over! NOT!

On a serious note, I do kinda feel bad for him. If this is his first post and he's had such a negitive response... do you think he'll post again? I'm curious. I do try to be respectful of others and their opinions, just don't force yours on me (unless you're my Sir and then, well, you can do anything you damn well want

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RE: This is very important to new users - 10/4/2007 2:58:27 AM

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7 pages and my head hurts now...All I can even remember from the original post was some guy cheating on his wife with a cow (commonly refered to in these parts as BOVINE BOPPING) personaly, I'd rather have a sharp stick in the eye than be reduced to crusing the pastures looking for a piece of ass...well whatever floats your boat I guess, although the word "TOOL" comes to mind, whoops, cums to mind...On the other hand I've learned who likes popcorn and with what toppings! they make chocolate beer! and I even know what the fuck a timtam is now!...as for the poll taking place "cumguzzler" is a fav of mine and can be quite romantic! coffee ready?

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RE: This is very important to new users - 10/4/2007 4:56:10 AM

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I gotta get away from this thread....I feel my thighs and butt enlarging just from reading it!

(puts on shoes and heads out the door for a looooong walk)

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RE: This is very important to new users - 10/4/2007 5:03:31 AM

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ORIGINAL: Viridana

aaaaaah....this thread totally made my day. And I needed it too... have a really reeeeeeally hard exam in exactly 12 hours and 13 minutes. *goes back to reading about tapeworms, hemorrhagic diarrheas, and cholera*

Good luck on your exam!

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RE: This is very important to new users - 10/4/2007 10:51:31 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: InkedMaster

7 pages and my head hurts now...All I can even remember from the original post was some guy cheating on his wife with a cow (commonly refered to in these parts as BOVINE BOPPING) personaly, I'd rather have a sharp stick in the eye than be reduced to crusing the pastures looking for a piece of ass...well whatever floats your boat I guess, although the word "TOOL" comes to mind, whoops, cums to mind...On the other hand I've learned who likes popcorn and with what toppings! they make chocolate beer! and I even know what the fuck a timtam is now!...as for the poll taking place "cumguzzler" is a fav of mine and can be quite romantic! coffee ready?

Coffee was done on page 2, Blue mountain. How would you like that, cream, sugar, large or small mug?

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RE: This is very important to new users - 10/4/2007 12:21:02 PM

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Wow....I just read this guys profile. And this post was showing up as..Important to new users????????
::grabbing up a hanger for the weenie roast::

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RE: This is very important to new users - 10/4/2007 1:51:05 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: vidovanera

Wow....I just read this guys profile. And this post was showing up as..Important to new users????????
::grabbing up a hanger for the weenie roast::

You might be a bit late for roasting weenies...although there was a delicious double chocolate torte floating around here earlier...not sure if there's any left!

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RE: This is very important to new users - 10/6/2007 3:31:37 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Jennie13093

I agree with you. On this. A few too many players out there. Will the real Dom please stand up,

I was going to stand up but then I read his profile and looked at mine and realized I am just not worthy.

And after reading this post I am extremely hungry for some chocolate covered popcorn dipped in peanut butter. Time for dinner.

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RE: This is very important to new users - 10/6/2007 3:35:48 PM

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This is on page 7?? lol

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RE: This is very important to new users - 10/6/2007 5:10:14 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: InkedMaster

7 pages and my head hurts now...All I can even remember from the original post was some guy cheating on his wife with a cow (commonly refered to in these parts as BOVINE BOPPING) personaly, I'd rather have a sharp stick in the eye than be reduced to crusing the pastures looking for a piece of ass...well whatever floats your boat I guess, although the word "TOOL" comes to mind, whoops, cums to mind...On the other hand I've learned who likes popcorn and with what toppings! they make chocolate beer! and I even know what the fuck a timtam is now!...as for the poll taking place "cumguzzler" is a fav of mine and can be quite romantic! coffee ready?

LMAO I will not bother to say anything about the OP, I think InkedMaster pretty much sums up my thoughts on this thread ... except for the coffee ... I prefer hot choc and marshmellows please while I curl up on my cussion and enjoy the rest of the weenie roasting (thats a small sausage right?) and as for TimTams I feel sorry for those deprived of the pure heaven of a TimTam lol

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