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PanthersMom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/16/2008 11:57:49 PM)

granted, you will now be well rested for the rest of your life, unfortunately you wet the bed when you sleep.

i wish i had an invention that made cars run on pollution and give off clean water vapors



SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/17/2008 12:11:05 AM)

granted, unfortunately the factory needed to make them gives off twice the pollution a car would

i wish hugs were felt over the internet... sometimes text sucks



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/17/2008 12:33:30 AM)

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ORIGINAL: SinLee
i wish hugs were felt over the internet... sometimes text sucks

Granted, due to a sudden technological advance, you can feel hugs and feel “text suck”.   Unfortunately you chat it up often with a sadist and you end up exchanging a lot of sucking.  In fact, all that sucking has made you squirt in your chair and now it’s wet so you have get your nekked butt up and find a new chair.
 
I wish I hadn’t run out of cookies the other day.  I’d love some with my tea.



SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/17/2008 12:48:36 AM)

granted, but your cookies will be served by some little slave girl who decides to put scotch in green tea the next morning

i wish i had chocolate



puppen -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/17/2008 6:00:06 AM)

Granted, but it is baker's chocolate and tastes like ass.

I wish I wasn't so tired.



MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/17/2008 6:21:47 AM)

Granted you are soo wide awake - you never have to sleep again - you become a submissive zombie

I wish it was a little warmer here right now



puppen -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/17/2008 6:26:11 AM)

Oh crap.

Granted, the sun is now a living entity and has fallen in love with you. The more affectionate it feels, the hotter it gets, and, baby, that ball of fire wants you something fierce. You die from heat stroke.

I wish, I wish, I wish MrSpectacular was nice to me all the time!



Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/17/2008 6:26:25 AM)

gratned but u get heat stroke

I wish it would warm up also



parttimehotty -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/17/2008 6:37:12 AM)

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ORIGINAL: puppen

Oh crap.

Granted, the sun is now a living entity and has fallen in love with you. The more affectionate it feels, the hotter it gets, and, baby, that ball of fire wants you something fierce. You die from heat stroke.

I wish, I wish, I wish MrSpectacular was nice to me all the time!


Granted, but now he NEVER spanks you/or gives you the pain that you need.

quote:

ORIGINAL: Puppy4goodHome

gratned but u get heat stroke

I wish it would warm up also


Granted, but now you have no a/c and it's 107 degrees outside.

I wish I had marks from spankings again :(



puppen -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/17/2008 6:39:34 AM)

Granted, but they are all in the shape of phallic objects! How'd that happen!?

I wish I had some toast.



parttimehotty -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/17/2008 6:41:17 AM)

Granted, but it's as hard/black as a hockey puck

I wish I was in Bora Bora



puppen -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/17/2008 6:42:51 AM)

Ew...

Granted, but Bora Bora blows up upon arrival.

I wish I had stronger teeth for my hockey puck toast.



parttimehotty -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/17/2008 6:43:58 AM)

Granted, but now you're a vampire/have to hide in your coffin during the daylight hours.

I wish I was independently wealthy.



cravesdom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/17/2008 6:44:54 AM)

Granted, but unfortunately they are also huge like a beaver's.

I wish I could win the lotto.



MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/17/2008 3:04:26 PM)

Granted - but you only win $1

I wish it was time for me to go home



Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/17/2008 3:51:06 PM)

granted but your house burned down when you where at work


i wish i lived in a suite at the ritz carlton



SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/17/2008 4:53:44 PM)

granted, however it's a condemned suite due to the last resident's fondness for trying to break down support beams

i wish i had someone to talk to



MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/17/2008 5:48:45 PM)

Granted - A mirror is on its way to you right now

I wish I did not have poison oak



Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/17/2008 6:13:45 PM)

granted but you had skin cancer

i wish i never had colon cancer it was hard and bad to live with



SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/17/2008 6:15:04 PM)

granted, instead you have both kidneys fail and are on dialysis for the rest of your life

i wish people knew the difference between nudity and sexuality



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