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Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/15/2008 11:57:34 AM)
Granted, but she's got gas and a weak bladder, and had her breasts surgically removed. I wish gas were cheaper.

SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/15/2008 12:14:27 PM)
granted, however because it was expensive for so long, people come crawling out of the woodwork to get it and there's now a two hour line to get gas i wish i didn't hate doctors so much

Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/15/2008 2:13:47 PM)
gratned but you have a crush on a Dr that works on dead ppl i wish that i was a Dr

MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/15/2008 7:52:32 PM)
Granted - you are a Dr of butthole inspection I wish I could eat a steak and kidney pie right now

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/15/2008 7:56:30 PM)
Ok… big helpings of steak and kidney pie for you! … but a vengeful ex that snuck in and they have been poisoned. I wish I would get my forth paddle… … look, the wish came true. LOL

Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/15/2008 8:02:02 PM)
You're amazing, RS!!! WOW... giggles I wish that I didn't have to run to 7-11 right now because I forgot to get a couple things I'll need for tomorrow.

Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/15/2008 8:21:59 PM)
wish granted but you dont need the stuff for tomorrow anymore becouse you forgot it was today not tomorrow LOL i wish the AC was one right now

MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/15/2008 9:13:04 PM)
Granted, the AC is now on. However, the DC isn't, so electrical items won't work. I wish I was the Pres of the USA.

Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/15/2008 9:15:10 PM)
Granted. But you have to take me as your Vice Pres. [8D] I wish Double M would have seen the post on Resident _____ that professed my adoration for her. pouts

purepleasure -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/16/2008 7:10:24 AM)
Granted. But she has reported you to the FBI, CIA and Homeland Security as a terroristic stalker. I wish I knew what to wish for

PetPuppen -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/16/2008 7:31:06 AM)
Granted, but that was your last wish, and you'll never get what it is you finally decided to wish for. Ever. I wish I could steal pretty Miss Red's post count. ;D

celticlord2112 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/16/2008 7:35:16 AM)
Granted, but you were clumsy about it, tripped the burglar alarm, let the police on a high-speed pursuit across three counties before crashing in a ditch, being dragged from the wreckage in cuffs, and hauled off to Chrissy's Court. (wait, that doesn't exactly ruin the wish, now does it....oh well) I wish today were still Sunday

PetPuppen -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/16/2008 7:39:50 AM)
Granted, but somehow you find yourself in a lavish hotel's elevator. On your way to your room to meet your submissive beauty, the elevator stops and breaks down for 36 hours, and you are stuck listening to mind numbing elevator music. The songs never escape you... I wish I had a yummy snack.

celticlord2112 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/16/2008 8:09:43 AM)
quote: I wish I had a yummy snack. Granted, but it has 30 bazillion million gajillion calories per bite, causing you to fall asleep and dream of Barney the Purple Dinosaur singing all your favorite elevator classics. I wish I were stuck in an elevator with my submissive beauty....[:D]

parttimehotty -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/16/2008 8:11:46 AM)
Granted, but once you lift HIS skirt.................... I wish I was there to see your face when you do lift his skirt!

purepleasure -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/16/2008 8:15:17 AM)
Granted. But Raul, the 400 lb. bisexual transvestite, and his 600 lb. lover are trapped in there with you. The elevator is rated to 1100 lbs., causing the cables to break and the elevator crashes to the ground. I wish that wouldn't be such a mess to clean up. ETA to grant hotty's wish.... you are his submissive beauty

celticlord2112 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/16/2008 8:15:21 AM)
Granted....and as long as you're here, we might as well continue searching for that cherry which has YET to be found. Oh, did I mention that I left my lube at home? I wish my submissive beauty would stay small and FEMALE in this damn thread.....

parttimehotty -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/16/2008 8:16:50 AM)
Granted, she's a chiuahua! I wish you'd find the damn cherry already!! :))

celticlord2112 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/16/2008 8:39:11 AM)
Granted -- but it wasn't your cherry I wish I could toss potty in the pool (although she'd just say I was making a cherry float)

parttimehotty -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/16/2008 8:40:36 AM)
Granted, but the tits are keeping me afloat! I wish celticlord would be pushed in & lose his swim trunks!

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