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celticlord2112 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/16/2008 8:42:43 AM)

Granted, but you just got told to leave for pushing people in, leaving only my slave to enjoy me sans swim trunks.

I wish I could play in the pool all day today (did I mention I don't wear swimming trunks?)




PetPuppen -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/16/2008 8:47:26 AM)

Granted, you could, but you don't as you are suffering a horrible case of the screamin' shits!

I wish I had a bagel.




parttimehotty -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/16/2008 9:08:35 AM)

Granted, but CL shitteded on it!

(No wish for you to f**k up, sorry)




PetPuppen -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/16/2008 9:16:04 AM)

I wish she had a wish I could fuck up!

>;(




Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/16/2008 10:44:10 AM)

granted but its not somthing you like

i wish i could have a real wish




MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/16/2008 4:22:28 PM)

Granted - but your real wish turns out to be a wish that you wish you had not wished for at all

I wish someone would round up all of the loose pups




Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/16/2008 5:15:30 PM)

granted but we all come to your house and live there for now on and you have to feed us and make sure we are taken care of properly :)


I wish that i had a good loving owner :)




ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/16/2008 7:20:05 PM)

Granted, you are now an "owned slave" and live on planet Gor where all men are your owners!!!

I hope this business meeting goes well.




Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/16/2008 7:32:32 PM)

granted but then you ex partner comes out with a hostil take over and your are out

i wish i had the money my family has




purepleasure -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/16/2008 7:34:01 PM)

Granted.  Unfortunately 15 minutes into the meeting you get that nasty stomach bug celticlord had, and you have to excuse yourself.

I wish RS doesn't forget the dishwasher detergent




Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/16/2008 7:35:43 PM)

granted but you have a bad alergic reaction to it when you eat form the clean dishes the next day

i wish i could go swimming right now




MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/16/2008 8:11:37 PM)

Granted - you get to swim alone in a pool naked whilst all of the people on CM watch and give you a grade for your style

I wish my first sip of wine in a long while will taste truly wonderful




BBWnNC72 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/16/2008 8:13:21 PM)

Granted, but You only get that one sip and no more.

i wish i had someone to hang out with right now, in real time. 




MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/16/2008 8:35:06 PM)

Granted - The 400 lb Tranny is on the way over -he has been missing you

I wish my next sip though is even better than the first sip of wine




SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/16/2008 9:20:00 PM)

granted, however every sip of wine after that tastes absolutely horrid

i wish i didn't have, not one, but TWO ear infections :(




MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/16/2008 9:34:20 PM)

Granted - but next time put the vibrator in the other holes!

I wish it would be sunny - not foggy in SF tomorrow




SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/16/2008 9:59:58 PM)

granted, however it ends up reaching about 120 in the sun and you can't go outdoors

i wish i wasn't broke




MistressK1964 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/16/2008 10:26:48 PM)

Granted, you are rich and have NO friends

I wish I had a piece of cake.




PanthersMom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/16/2008 10:59:11 PM)

granted, but you can't have your cake and eat it too

i wish my best friend didn't live so damned far away!




MistressK1964 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/16/2008 11:11:57 PM)

Granted but now that she does, she drives you crazy, wanting to be with you every waking moment.


I wish I wasnt so damned tired.




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