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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/7/2007 5:34:49 AM   
pinksugarsub


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i wish i had slippers.
 
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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/7/2007 8:35:59 AM   
Mellissande


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I wish I had money to buy food


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/7/2007 2:27:23 PM   
pinksugarsub


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i wish i had my UM with me on Xmas.
 
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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/7/2007 6:59:28 PM   
Mellissande


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Granted, but your UM will then be lost on a desert Island for 2 years with only a volleyball for company *gotta love wilson*

Edited to say I wish these hiccups would go away!!


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/7/2007 7:11:29 PM   
desertdancer


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quote:

ORIGINAL: oreogirl

Granted, but all you see perfectly are naked wrinkled old ladies,

I wish I had more money.



Granted, but now your crushed under a mountain of antique gold coins.



Opps sorry edited to say I messed up the game !  * hangs head in shame*

Your hiccups are gone, but you've managed to belch out your stomach and it's laying there on the floor at your feet...

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I wish I had a new belly dancing costume.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/7/2007 7:17:38 PM   
Mellissande


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I wish I had a dominant *sighs*


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/7/2007 7:37:51 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Mellissande

granted, but now you're stuck in a nunnery forever.

I wish I had a dominant *sighs*



Granted, but now he's sending pictures of your "secret' hole to everyone on the net...

(hehe I just read that thread and was tickled)

I wish I could own my own needle art store


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/7/2007 7:43:55 PM   
Lumus


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I wish I had a comfy toilet seat, damn thing chafes.



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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/7/2007 8:26:36 PM   
Mellissande


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I wish I had a big fluffy teddy bear!


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/8/2007 8:35:37 AM   
batshalom


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I wish all my scholarship essays were written.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/8/2007 8:56:55 AM   
Raechard


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Granted but they realised they were all lifted from the internet when you mentioned the Fleshlight and its relationship to contemporary economics.


I wish the next person who appears beneath me perfect health for the rest of their natural life..

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/8/2007 11:55:40 AM   
MiladyElaine


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Status: offline 		Granted!  you find $1.000.000 in the back of your closet hidden under a loose board.  But alas, it is confederate money.

I wish I could find a slave that I liked and would relocate and purchase a home for U/us!


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/8/2007 2:55:51 PM   
thornhappy


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Status: offline 		Granted!  But it's a 12x12 foot cabin in interior Alaska.

I wish my headache would go away, especially since my Dom's on the way over.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/8/2007 4:55:32 PM   
Daddysredhead


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I wish I had help to clean up my clutter and decorate for Christmas.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/8/2007 6:16:43 PM   
rubberpet


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Status: offline 		Granted!!!  Your house is full of spastic, sissy maid elves who have severe OCD and they pack away everything they find like squirrels.  That means you can't find anything.

I wish this 80 degree December weather in Louisiana would go away and it would start feeling like winter.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/8/2007 6:23:03 PM   
Mellissande


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I wish I had a working washer machine...


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/8/2007 8:51:33 PM   
oreogirl


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Status: offline 		Granted, but the rinse cycle turns everything booger colored green. 

I wish I didn't have a cold.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/8/2007 8:52:11 PM   
laurell3


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I wish it wasn't so damn cold.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/8/2007 8:53:05 PM   
Mellissande


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I wish I knew how to get my clothes not snot colored green anymore lol


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/8/2007 8:53:25 PM   
oreogirl


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Raechard


Granted but they realised they were all lifted from the internet when you mentioned the Fleshlight and its relationship to contemporary economics.


I wish the next person who appears beneath me perfect health for the rest of their natural life..


Granted.  They die in the next 3 minutes.

I wish I knew the meaning of life.


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