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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/8/2007 8:55:14 PM   
twistedwillow


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Status: offline 		Granted, You now live in the sahara desert.

I wish a hitman would target my skanky neighbours.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/8/2007 9:17:36 PM   
batshalom


Posts: 1990
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Status: offline 		Granted. But the hit man will only succeed in ruining their house and then they will have to move in with you.

I wish I had some watermelon.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/8/2007 9:20:08 PM   
Greylynn


Posts: 575
Joined: 11/4/2007
Status: offline 		Granted.  Now Elllie May and Billie Bob have moved in, they have serval cars up on blocks in the drive, 4 hutning dogs chained to the tree out back and their kids run over nekkid w/a bar of soap whenever you turn on your sprinkler.

I wish I had a new car.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/8/2007 9:26:52 PM   
mydomsabstrd


Posts: 1775
Joined: 10/5/2007
Status: offline 		granted but the windshield is broken, the drivers side door doesnt work and all the tires are flat.

i wish i had my own computer

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damn right
i used to care.....now i take a pill for that
i said shush girl, shush your lips, do the hellen keller and talk with your hips!!!!

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/8/2007 9:38:56 PM   
oreogirl


Posts: 1039
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Status: offline 		Granted, but it is the only food you will have for the rest of the week.

I wish I had a warmer bathrobe.


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Ich diene Ihnen, weil ich Sie liebe. Ich liebe Sie, weil ich Ihnen diene. Es macht in meinem Herzen keinen Unterschied.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/9/2007 7:23:21 AM   
Daddysredhead


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quote:

ORIGINAL: mydomsabstrd
i wish i had my own computer


Granted, but it's one of those prototype monsters from the 1970's.


quote:

  
I wish I had a warmer bathrobe.


Granted, but it's made out of yak hair and comes with flea infestation issues.


I wish I had more hours in a day to get things done.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/9/2007 7:40:45 AM   
pahunkboy


Posts: 33061
Joined: 2/26/2006
From: Central Pennsylvania
Status: offline 		here is a penny now you have more.

i wish i had inner peace

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/9/2007 7:58:03 AM   
Daddysredhead


Posts: 23574
Joined: 11/6/2005
From: Northern (yet still part of the South) Virginia
Status: offline 		Granted.  But you are now in a coma.

I wish I knew what I was talking about.

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Do not challenge me to a battle of wits & come to fight unarmed.

Are you really that stupid? ~ Bless your heart

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/9/2007 8:56:00 AM   
scifi1133


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Joined: 3/27/2007
From: virginia
Status: offline 		granted you know know but are unable to speak.
I wish i could take a vacation

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awwwwwww yeeeeeeeeah
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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/9/2007 12:29:41 PM   
batshalom


Posts: 1990
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Status: offline 		Granted. But your reservations are for prison. Enjoy.

I wish I had 20/20 vision without contacts / glasses.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/9/2007 12:56:06 PM   
thornhappy


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quote:

ORIGINAL: batshalom

Granted. But your reservations are for prison. Enjoy.

I wish I had 20/20 vision without contacts / glasses.

Granted.  But now you see all of life's imperfections.

I wish we were getting the icy weather down here instead of boring rain.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/9/2007 4:39:34 PM   
Daddysredhead


Posts: 23574
Joined: 11/6/2005
From: Northern (yet still part of the South) Virginia
Status: offline 		Granted, but now you live in an igloo and your wardrobe consists of only thongs and pasties.

I wish I had more income and less work to do.

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Founding Member, Clan of the Scarlet O'Hair-a's

Do not challenge me to a battle of wits & come to fight unarmed.

Are you really that stupid? ~ Bless your heart

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/9/2007 5:50:34 PM   
NaiveTempest


Posts: 345
Joined: 11/20/2006
From: North Carolina
Status: offline 		Granted, but you get thrown in prison for driving the getaway car from the bank robbery.

I wish I had a nice, warm male to snuggle up with through the night.

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"All the things I should have said that I never said/All the things we should have done that we never did/All the things I should have given, but I didn't.../Give me these moments back..."

Kate Bush, "This Woman's Work"

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/9/2007 6:49:08 PM   
HRGreyDragon


Posts: 47
Joined: 6/2/2005
Status: offline 		Granted! Is Death Valley warm enough for you. By the way your naked, on foot and with all the water you can carry, just nothing to carry it in!



I wish I aways had the money I needed to pay for the things I wanted and needed.











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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/9/2007 6:49:49 PM   
oreogirl


Posts: 1039
Joined: 8/24/2005
Status: offline 		Granted, but the male dog continuously barks throughout the night, keeping you and the entire city awake.

I wish I knew where my black leather boots were.


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Ich diene Ihnen, weil ich Sie liebe. Ich liebe Sie, weil ich Ihnen diene. Es macht in meinem Herzen keinen Unterschied.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/9/2007 6:51:10 PM   
MissMagnolia


Posts: 3636
Status: offline 		Granted. However, you are blind, deaf and dumb and your legs dropped off and squashed the cat.

I would like to meet the real Santa.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/9/2007 6:54:58 PM   
HRGreyDragon


Posts: 47
Joined: 6/2/2005
Status: offline 		Granted. However,You will first have to get on his good child list

Wish I wasn't so lame at this game

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/9/2007 7:05:10 PM   
NaiveTempest


Posts: 345
Joined: 11/20/2006
From: North Carolina
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quote:

ORIGINAL: oreogirl

Granted, but the male dog continuously barks throughout the night, keeping you and the entire city awake.

I wish I knew where my black leather boots were.



Granted. Your Euro Daddy Dom stole them after a play session and flew back to Europe. You can find pictures of him modeling them on MySpace.

And for HRGreyDragon:
"Wish I wasn't so lame at this game"

Granted. You are now a mental wiz at games like this. But your lameness moved to your legs... Sorry bout that.....

Wish I new how to get my UMs to listen to me without having to yell at them.


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"All the things I should have said that I never said/All the things we should have done that we never did/All the things I should have given, but I didn't.../Give me these moments back..."

Kate Bush, "This Woman's Work"

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/9/2007 7:07:52 PM   
MissMagnolia


Posts: 3636
Status: offline 		Granted. However you will need to be careful about the dosage of valium you use for each of them. Too much will be a disaster and won't make for a good festive season. Prison food is not that nice.

I want a diamond ring.

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if at first you dont succeed..then skydiving isnt for you

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/9/2007 7:09:26 PM   
dcnovice


Posts: 37282
Joined: 8/2/2006
Status: offline 		Granted. It will be your engagement ring from Prince Harry.

I wish were buff.

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it's never enough to keep up.

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INTELLIGENT LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE

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