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RE: Funniest Safewords - 1/19/2009 6:04:04 PM   
shellymeow


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Status: offline 		My word of choice is Pikachu! The pokemon. Hehe.

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RE: Funniest Safewords - 1/19/2009 6:56:46 PM   
BRNaughtyAngel


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Status: offline 		I heard something new the other day.  They use the color/stoplight method, but if in the middle of play they feel the need for affection or gentle touching or something of that sort, this person uses blue.
 
I thought that was pretty cool.

Master has been threatening to get a ball gag for me, joking that I won't be able to say my safeword.  I told Him in that case I wanted my new safeword to be "mmmsssmurffeemurmmmufeesmmms". 

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RE: Funniest Safewords - 1/19/2009 7:45:20 PM   
briarrosethorne


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Status: offline 		Lawsuit *shrugs* Its kinda out there... and purple was another one i used at one point

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RE: Funniest Safewords - 1/19/2009 9:29:25 PM   
Gnomenclature


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RE: Funniest Safewords - 1/19/2009 9:38:20 PM   
SteelofUtah


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Status: offline 		My Safe Word is Pizza. But only with a close group of firends .

I knew a girl who used Cunt as a safe word.

The Funniest I have heard so far was Mr Whipple and then to be untied she had to say "I promise to stop squeezing the Charmin"
 
I still miss those two it was fun hanging out with them.

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RE: Funniest Safewords - 1/20/2009 6:15:28 AM   
sparkyRBF


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on a side note, Master and i started vanilla and grew together in this lifestyle. when starting out we did a number system.  (he was afraid to hurt me)   1 = grandma hits harder and 10 = OMG STOP NOW!   But now after 15 years we don't use anything.

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RE: Funniest Safewords - 1/21/2009 3:28:25 AM   
DDfemme


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Status: offline 		A safeword should be something not used in every day language.  Mne have been hippo and blimp.

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RE: Funniest Safewords - 1/21/2009 3:34:00 AM   
FullfigRIMAAM1


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Status: offline 		LOL, I can just imagine some boy saying "hippo" or "blimp" to a plus size lady who's hitting him....   He may as well go ahead and say "kill me now Maam!"    When in a relationship, there aren't safewords really, unless he's gagged, than tappin me or the bed works; otherwise, I expect a pleading "please Maam" to prompt me to check in, or signal slow down or I can't take it anymore.     M

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RE: Funniest Safewords - 1/21/2009 3:39:49 AM   
Thrull


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Status: offline 		pancakes. lol

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RE: Funniest Safewords - 1/21/2009 8:45:51 PM   
CFslaves


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ORIGINAL: MsWhip

What's the funniest safeword you've ever used or heard?


I've heard circus clown, and Buttonwillow (a small town in N.CA).


Master uses Mercy as our safeword. granted when he can tell im disappearing into space and such he has to remind me what it is so that i will stop and then relax and recover. and when he told me that was what our safeword was i was just like you mean as in the game Mercy and i kinda laughed inside but then it was logical because in the game it ment stop, halt, ok im in pain now. just my take on our safeword.

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RE: Funniest Safewords - 1/21/2009 8:58:56 PM   
TheBanshee


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Status: offline 		A friend I knew some time back had one that always makes me laugh. 

  "you're fucking done"

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RE: Funniest Safewords - 1/22/2009 11:44:34 AM   
Godhand502


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Status: offline 		I knew a sub that used "potato" as a safe word.

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RE: Funniest Safewords - 1/22/2009 6:37:57 PM   
Lovemetomorrow


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Status: offline 		Penguin...

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RE: Funniest Safewords - 1/25/2009 10:44:04 PM   
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RE: Funniest Safewords - 1/26/2009 11:08:18 AM   
Naberius


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Status: offline 		A slave of mine of long ago used the word "elephant".

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RE: Funniest Safewords - 1/26/2009 2:56:52 PM   
servanttony


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Status: offline 		again, more a funny situation, but i was made to use the traffic light system, then asked, what my ass looked like after being cropped, flogged and spanked ... first thought - red!

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RE: Funniest Safewords - 2/5/2009 3:57:45 AM   
clearlyme12


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Status: offline 		the funniest safeword ive ever had was "vanilla".....like i was going to say that by accident?!?!

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RE: Funniest Safewords - 2/5/2009 6:52:24 AM   
seababy


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Padriag

I always kinda liked Aardvark... you just don't use it for anything else.


"Oh yeah.. oh yeah... like that... yeah.... Oh Yeeessss!...DO MY LIKE AN AARDVARK!!!"

Just saying , could happen. :)

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RE: Funniest Safewords - 2/5/2009 8:32:32 AM   
chezzy71


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Status: offline 		Probably not funny but mine would be mmmph because i most certainly would be gagged most times by Mistress..lol.

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RE: Funniest Safewords - 2/5/2009 3:49:24 PM   
PommeDeMonSang


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quote:

ORIGINAL: mistoferin

Wow and I always thought the word "red" would be too complicated to remember!


advdently for my mind it is erin cuz Master has to read me and ask me with the use of our safe word just to get me to audibly speak when its needed and our safe word is mercy. i dont know why but my brain doesnt fuction on use of one for some reason unless Master or pet go do you need to say mercy and keep repeating it till i at least partially can finally bring my self too and udder it.

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