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Ask the stupidest question and answer you can think of ... - 1/9/2008 10:28:20 AM   
YourhandMyAss


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Now this is just for fun no flaming no posting real questions other people on site have asked to make fun of them.

What youdo is just post the most stupid the most absurd the mindblowing question you can think of, and lets see if someone else can give an equally mind blowing answer? or just ask a dumb question in return.
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RE: Ask the stupidest question and answer you can think... - 1/9/2008 1:13:32 PM   
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Sorry I can't help you out right now, mainly because I know everything.

But I will start smoking and drinking and with any luck by this evening I will have something for you.

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RE: Ask the stupidest question and answer you can think... - 1/9/2008 7:40:13 PM   
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I have always wondered about a question asked of me when I was a child, maybe some of you have heard it.....

Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?

Seriously, who comes up with the names for things? Is there some Naming Corporation out there? Aliens? And at what point do people vote and say, yeah I want to call it that too?

Why's a keyboard not a button board? Why is a flashlight not a steady light? Does history really mean his-story? If supernatural things happen all around us, just on a 'plane' that we are not cognizant of, doesn't that mean that they are actually just natural? What is so 'super' about them? If American Indian are Native Americans, blacks are Afro-Americans, and Hispanics are Latin Americans, the what are whites?

*ramblings of a bored mind*

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RE: Ask the stupidest question and answer you can think... - 1/9/2008 8:33:42 PM   
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A flash light is not a steady light because  someone in an earthquake with the jitters holds it.

Whites are just plain out of luck cause their descriptive name isn't as fancy as all the others:P

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Why is a flashlight not a steady light? If American Indian are Native Americans, blacks are Afro-Americans, and Hispanics are Latin Americans, the what are whites?

*ramblings of a bored mind*

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RE: Ask the stupidest question and answer you can think... - 1/9/2008 9:55:54 PM   
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Why do you have a cauliflower on your shoulder?

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RE: Ask the stupidest question and answer you can think... - 1/10/2008 12:37:26 AM   
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LDR I think you've asked before, but it's because he is helping me mind control a bunch of people  and is actually NOT a cauliflower, but an alien disquiesed AS a cauliflower.


Ok honestly and seriously he's a pillow buddy who's supposed to be a dog pillow. Not a cauliflower. 
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Why do you have a cauliflower on your shoulder?

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RE: Ask the stupidest question and answer you can think... - 1/10/2008 5:58:13 AM   
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Can you breathe out of your mouth and nose at the same time?

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RE: Ask the stupidest question and answer you can think... - 1/10/2008 6:06:20 AM   
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OK, this is a serous question and one of the stupidest questions I've heard as well.

What is the difference between a sub and a slave?

Knowing everyone has different interpetations is what makes it the stupidest question around for me.  There is no definition but the one in each and every one of our hearts.  What works for me, naturally is not going to work for you.
So, stupid, well beyond stupid.


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RE: Ask the stupidest question and answer you can think... - 1/10/2008 6:57:05 AM   
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sub4hire...you answered your own question soooo well. The difference between the two is whatever you want the difference to be. The only definitions that matter are your own. I consider myself an owned slave, even though many others would say I wasn't.

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RE: Ask the stupidest question and answer you can think... - 1/10/2008 7:44:09 AM   
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Ok, maybe not a question, but definitely a stupid comment or thought process:

You are not a twue sub/slave/Dom/Master...because you do/don't do (insert activity here)


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RE: Ask the stupidest question and answer you can think... - 1/10/2008 10:23:58 AM   
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If you were on fire, and knew --really, really knew-- that you were about to expire, would take a bite out of you arm, just to find out how mouth-wateringly delicious you could possibly taste?

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RE: Ask the stupidest question and answer you can think... - 1/10/2008 10:48:01 AM   
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Hmmm...a barbeque  Nope, I can honestly say I wouldn't want to know if i was mouth-wateringly delicious.

How can you make fried ice cream without it melting????

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RE: Ask the stupidest question and answer you can think... - 1/10/2008 10:51:50 AM   
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All you've gotta do is use a restaurant-style deep-fryer, and keep pouring ice cubes inside the grease while the the ice-cream is cooks to sweet perfection.

I'm all about common-sense solutions.

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RE: Ask the stupidest question and answer you can think... - 1/10/2008 10:55:32 AM   
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No I'd rather set you on fire then eat you! LOL


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If you were on fire, and knew --really, really knew-- that you were about to expire, would take a bite out of you arm, just to find out how mouth-wateringly delicious you could possibly taste?

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RE: Ask the stupidest question and answer you can think... - 1/10/2008 10:56:59 AM   
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I'm sick and brain is non-functioning right now so i took the lazy way out...

http://www.corsinet.com/braincandy/stupid.html


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RE: Ask the stupidest question and answer you can think... - 1/10/2008 10:57:28 AM   
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The diffrence is what ever I and the alien disquised as a cauliflower  says it is, because He's Master grand puh bah, andI am his acompliss.

Ok not really but the idea was to come up with stupid answers hehe.

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ORIGINAL: sub4hire

OK, this is a serous question and one of the stupidest questions I've heard as well.

What is the difference between a sub and a slave?

Knowing everyone has different interpetations is what makes it the stupidest question around for me.  There is no definition but the one in each and every one of our hearts.  What works for me, naturally is not going to work for you.
So, stupid, well beyond stupid.



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RE: Ask the stupidest question and answer you can think... - 1/10/2008 10:59:20 AM   
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Then how do I know if I'm real?

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RE: Ask the stupidest question and answer you can think... - 1/10/2008 11:06:58 AM   
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Bear, Well, the cauliflower would have to come sit on your shoulder and read your mind, then he'd declare you real or not.

One time on a yahoo questions board, someone posted my farts stink, do your farts stink?

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RE: Ask the stupidest question and answer you can think... - 1/10/2008 11:29:12 AM   
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ORIGINAL: YourhandMyAss

One time on a yahoo questions board, someone posted my farts stink, do your farts stink?

Generally your farts don't stink to you, primarily because you are used to your own stink.



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RE: Ask the stupidest question and answer you can think... - 1/10/2008 12:15:14 PM   
YourhandMyAss


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I always joke w/ith james you KNOW it was a bad one when even you think your fart stunk lol.

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ORIGINAL: YourhandMyAss

One time on a yahoo questions board, someone posted my farts stink, do your farts stink?

Generally your farts don't stink to you, primarily because you are used to your own stink.




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