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RE: SAM I AM - 1/26/2008 3:20:03 AM   
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So About a year ago someone suggested that I maybe a SAM. I'm really not, at least not during sceneing. But my sense of humor got me going on the line,"SAM I AM" from Dr Suess"s Green Eggs and Ham. I wrote this


Would you tie me to a chair? Would you, could you? Do you dare?
Would you tie me to a tree ? Would you, could you, if you please? Would you tie me near or far? Would you tie me to your car?
Sam I am?


So create your own Dr Suess Rhyme. feel free to be way more creative than me!

I might just tie you to a chair, I might, I could, yes I do dare
I might just tie you to a tree, I would, I could, when I please
I would not tie you very far, I would not tie you to my car
(you might scratch the paint :P)




Would you tie me with a rope
Would you could you, give me hope
Would you tie me, do you dare?
Would you tie me with your hair,
SAM I am?

I would tie you with a rope
I may or may not give you hope
I would tie you, I always dare
I would tie you with your hair



Would you spank me with a paddle,
Would you make my brains go rattle,
Would you tell me I'm a whore
Would you make me beg for more?

I would spank you with a paddle
Just maybe your brains would rattle
I would not tell you your a whore
You would always beg for more



You would make me beg for more,
Would you make me on all fours,
Would you gag me with a ball
Would you could you in a hall?
Would you have me on my knees
would you, could you, make me please?
Would you fuck me down my throat
Would you, could you, float my boat
SAM I AM?
I would make you beg for more
You would not get up off all fours
I would gag you with a ball
I would gag you in a hall
I would put you on your knees
I would, I could, and you would please
I would fuck you down your throat
I would, I could Sink that boat



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RE: SAM I AM - 1/26/2008 3:21:35 AM   
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LMAO...
my pathetic attempt:

would you could you with a flogger
would you could you hit me harder?
could you make my bare ass red
and with a chain lead me ahead?





There are no pathetic attempts. KUDOS to anyone who plays along!

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RE: SAM I AM - 1/26/2008 3:28:55 AM   
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LMAO...
my pathetic attempt:

would you could you with a flogger
would you could you hit me harder?
could you make my bare ass red
and with a chain lead me ahead?





There are no pathetic attempts. KUDOS to anyone who plays along!
I would, I could, with a flogger
I will, I shall hit you harder
I could make that bare ass red
and lead you always round the head


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RE: SAM I AM - 1/26/2008 3:29:41 AM   
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I would make you beg for more You would not get up off all fours I would gag you with a ball I would gag you in a hall I would put you on your knees I would, I could, and you would please I would fuck you down your throat I would, I could Sink that boat



Would you take me from behind
Would you make me lose my mind
Would you make me look like a wreck,
Would you make me write bad cheques.
SAM I AM?

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RE: SAM I AM - 1/26/2008 3:34:53 AM   
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I would make you beg for more You would not get up off all fours I would gag you with a ball I would gag you in a hall I would put you on your knees I would, I could, and you would please I would fuck you down your throat I would, I could Sink that boat



Would you take me from behind
Would you make me lose my mind
Would you make me look like a wreck,
Would you make me write bad cheques.
SAM I AM?
I would take you from behind
I would make you lose your mind
I would make you look a wreck
I would not make you write bad cheques


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RE: SAM I AM - 1/26/2008 3:39:55 AM   
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would we do it in the doorway or down the hall?
would you use me like a doll
with baby doll dresses and lace
or would the cops bust in and use their mace?



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RE: SAM I AM - 1/26/2008 3:42:36 AM   
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would we do it in the doorway or down the hall?
would you use me like a doll
with baby doll dresses and lace
or would the cops bust in and use their mace?




We would do it in the hall
I would use you like a doll
With french made outfits, trimmed in lace
when the cops came in, we'd leave the place


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RE: SAM I AM - 1/26/2008 3:46:21 AM   
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Asher you are such a flirt,
Its your turn to make us squirt.

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RE: SAM I AM - 1/26/2008 3:48:28 AM   
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run run it's time to dash
no time for the monster mash!
the police are chasing
while we are hiding in the bushes we see them racing

edited to add: your right luscious he is


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RE: SAM I AM - 1/26/2008 3:50:55 AM   
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I would tie you to the bed
With leather straps above your head
I would bite and lick and tease
All of this so you can please

Everyone has to have a hobby...


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RE: SAM I AM - 1/26/2008 3:55:51 AM   
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But i don't want to be tied to the bed
exhasted she said
i don't want to be licked and teased
and in his hands a whip he seized.

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RE: SAM I AM - 1/26/2008 3:58:15 AM   
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On her belly, she did lay
oh please Master, she tried to say
As he drew his hand back
and whipped her once with a sharp crack


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RE: SAM I AM - 1/26/2008 4:00:08 AM   
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But i don't want to be tied to the bed
exhasted she said
i don't want to be licked and teased
and in his hands a whip he seized.



But Master will do you anyway.
Silly to think you have a say,
You will be licked and teased
You will do til master is pleased.

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RE: SAM I AM - 1/26/2008 4:02:21 AM   
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screaming yelling
hollering and bellying
a bright line on her back
she screamed i will bite off your sac



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RE: SAM I AM - 1/26/2008 4:15:31 AM   
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screaming yelling
hollering and bellying
a bright line on her back
she screamed i will bite off your sac




A gag he fitted, in her mouth
for her words wer most uncouth
and without warning he yelled whee
and tickled her till she had too pee


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RE: SAM I AM - 1/26/2008 4:20:13 AM   
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it stained the sheets
he retreats
leaves her to soak
but earlier she had asparagus and with the smell she starts to choke

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RE: SAM I AM - 1/26/2008 4:46:59 AM   
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yeah... I got nothin

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RE: SAM I AM - 1/26/2008 4:48:17 AM   
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-raises hands in victory-
You get to start a new one then : p

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RE: SAM I AM - 1/26/2008 4:55:55 AM   
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Id love to, but im supposed to work now, my tools came back up... damn tools

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RE: SAM I AM - 1/26/2008 4:59:28 AM   
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boooo
screw work work is for losers...
(is the peer pressure working?)

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