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RE: SAM I AM - 1/26/2008 5:07:18 AM

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nope, could be the whole mindset of having to support my family, and liking to eat every day... yeah that could be it... :P My boss is just so impressed with the work I do that hes training me to be a Team resource... Of course thats gonna piss some of my co-workers who have been here longer, but they suck anyway!

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RE: SAM I AM - 1/26/2008 5:11:12 AM

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well woo college life where i worry about eating too much noodles!
oh and so i dont destroy the thread as i usual end up doing...

Bound and tied there she lies
in anticipation she lets out some sighes
Owner comes in plug in hand
and shoves it all in her to Thailand

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RE: SAM I AM - 1/26/2008 5:27:27 AM

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I just want to see the looks on some of these guys faces when I get promoted ahead of them... (Its good to be certified!)

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RE: SAM I AM - 1/26/2008 5:29:09 AM

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woo i know what that means...i hope luscious doesn't mind you taking over her thread with your techno mumbo jumbo

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RE: SAM I AM - 1/26/2008 5:30:33 AM

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one spank
two spank
red cheek
blue balls

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RE: SAM I AM - 1/26/2008 5:31:03 AM

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LMFAO
priceless

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RE: SAM I AM - 1/26/2008 5:42:37 AM

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Thanks

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RE: SAM I AM - 1/26/2008 5:43:53 AM

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Although my name's not Sam, a sam I am......But please don't tease my eggs blue ma'am!----Yes...it's bad , but sometimes I just can't help myself.But then I am one bad sam.

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RE: SAM I AM - 1/26/2008 5:50:00 AM

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LMAO!!!! I'll never be able to read Green Eggs & Ham to my 5 year old again!!!!!!

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RE: SAM I AM - 1/26/2008 5:57:37 AM

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ORIGINAL: Bamslilgirl

LMAO!!!! I'll never be able to read Green Eggs & Ham to my 5 year old again!!!!!!

hey, no prob. What are friends for.
By the way,Bert and Ernie are gay

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RE: SAM I AM - 1/26/2008 5:59:58 AM

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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

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ORIGINAL: Bamslilgirl

LMAO!!!! I'll never be able to read Green Eggs & Ham to my 5 year old again!!!!!!

hey, no prob. What are friends for.
By the way,Bert and Ernie are gay

I knew it!

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RE: SAM I AM - 1/26/2008 6:03:30 AM

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everyone knew that...at least i thought so.
and that snufflufagus is the best character ever

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RE: SAM I AM - 1/26/2008 6:15:12 AM

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ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

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ORIGINAL: Bamslilgirl

LMAO!!!! I'll never be able to read Green Eggs & Ham to my 5 year old again!!!!!!

hey, no prob. What are friends for.
By the way,Bert and Ernie are gay

I knew it!

And those teletubbies?
Well, Tinkie Winkie carries a purple purse.
Need I say more?

Edited to say, on no I'm hijacking my own thread. back to the game

Would you tie a telletubie
make them cry out for their mummy
Would you take tinkie winkies purse
would you think its for the worse?

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RE: SAM I AM - 1/26/2008 6:16:36 AM

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the scariest kid show i have seen yet is the boo-bahs...it's dancing gum drops on acid

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RE: SAM I AM - 1/26/2008 9:48:43 AM

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I would make you beg and bawl,
and I'd make you kneel and crawl,
I would tie you up with hemp
'till you're quivering and damp

I would call you filthy things
whip you with a cat that stings
spank you 'till you start to fly
then keep going while you soar high

in a plane, in a train, with your box (you sexy fox),
in a hall, in the mall, in your bush (or your tush),
from behind, from in front, with a sigh, with a grunt,
while i'm pulling on your hair, while I whip your derriere,
breathing heavy in your ear (is it getting warm in here?)

Make you say "You wouldn't dare!"
The prove I would, haha, so there!

clamps, cuffs, and gagging ball,
vibes and dildoes (big and small),
blindfolded against the wall,
paddle, flogger, try them all!

raise in you a little fear
then make you clean up all the gear
rub your skin, brush your hair
good sub earned her after care

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RE: SAM I AM - 1/26/2008 10:14:59 AM

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ORIGINAL: HypnoticDan

I would make you beg and bawl,
and I'd make you kneel and crawl,
I would tie you up with hemp
'till you're quivering and damp

I would call you filthy things
whip you with a cat that stings
spank you 'till you start to fly
then keep going while you soar high

in a plane, in a train, with your box (you sexy fox),
in a hall, in the mall, in your bush (or your tush),
from behind, from in front, with a sigh, with a grunt,
while i'm pulling on your hair, while I whip your derriere,
breathing heavy in your ear (is it getting warm in here?)

Make you say "You wouldn't dare!"
The prove I would, haha, so there!

clamps, cuffs, and gagging ball,
vibes and dildoes (big and small),
blindfolded against the wall,
paddle, flogger, try them all!

raise in you a little fear
then make you clean up all the gear
rub your skin, brush your hair
good sub earned her after care

Wow that was awesome. I curtsey to you Sir!

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RE: SAM I AM - 1/26/2008 10:37:17 AM

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that was AWESOME *bows to your greatness*

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RE: SAM I AM - 1/26/2008 3:48:45 PM

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It's easy when I have such beautiful subs to inspire me.

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RE: SAM I AM - 1/26/2008 4:10:54 PM

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Flattery will get you everywhere!

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RE: SAM I AM - 1/26/2008 4:36:26 PM

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ORIGINAL: Twice

Hop on Cock!

I love it!

girly (loves to hop)

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