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RE: Luscious's Laughter Lair - 2/1/2008 6:29:45 PM

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Hope everyone can handel a crude and disgusting joke!

A vampire sits down at the bar, and asks the bartender for a cup of hot water. The bartender looks at vampire oddly and asks, "I thought your kind drank blood?" The vampire holds up a used tampon and says, "Im making tea."

lol

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RE: Luscious's Laughter Lair - 2/1/2008 8:28:52 PM

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lol eh, i was just being my sarcastic self, i have Someone i can ask for a pass, but i would just get laughed at

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RE: Luscious's Laughter Lair - 2/2/2008 1:27:37 PM

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Where do i sign up to get a Dom so i can get one of them passes?!?!?!

..ahem...same question

Sorry, but both of you are too far away or I might see what I could do to, umm I mean for you.

Well gotta love a man who brings flowers...and if You're anywhere near as hot as that avatar pic...may i call You Daddy????

< Message edited by lronitulstahp -- 2/2/2008 1:29:43 PM >

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RE: Luscious's Laughter Lair - 2/2/2008 1:29:45 PM

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Hope everyone can handle a crude and disgusting joke!

LMFAO!! gross, disgusting, and definitely funny!

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RE: Luscious's Laughter Lair - 2/2/2008 1:31:05 PM

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A guy was on his first date with a notoriously loose girl. She was immediately receptive to his foreplay after they parked. The petting went on and he put his hand in her panties. She seemed to be enjoying it, but suddenly objected, "Ouch! That ring is hurting me!"

"That's no ring... That's my watch!"

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RE: Luscious's Laughter Lair - 2/2/2008 2:13:00 PM

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i actually FELT that...ouch!

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RE: Luscious's Laughter Lair - 2/2/2008 2:17:47 PM

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lmfao my collection of off color jokes shows my lack of a life, thankfully luscious has given me a place to share

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RE: Luscious's Laughter Lair - 2/2/2008 2:38:28 PM

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Nothing will offend the OP. Not rude comments, nor hijacks.

Lol at this line luscious.

Holy cow I have a headache from trying to figure out what the drama around here is about lately.....but please don't enlighten me.....clueless is good in this case.

So where's the black cherry jello and who wants to wrestle?

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RE: Luscious's Laughter Lair - 2/2/2008 3:18:58 PM

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Nothing will offend the OP. Not rude comments, nor hijacks.

Lol at this line luscious.

Holy cow I have a headache from trying to figure out what the drama around here is about lately.....but please don't enlighten me.....clueless is good in this case.

So where's the black cherry jello and who wants to wrestle?

Please. Wrestling has its very own room!

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RE: Luscious's Laughter Lair - 2/2/2008 3:20:06 PM

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ROFL so........you've just disproven your first statement....I find that ironic.......but fitting.....

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RE: Luscious's Laughter Lair - 2/2/2008 3:21:02 PM

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Q: How many perverts does it take to screw in a
lightbulb?
A: Only one, but it takes 8 emergency room staff
to remove it!

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RE: Luscious's Laughter Lair - 2/2/2008 3:22:08 PM

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ROFL so........you've just disproven your first statement....I find that ironic.......but fitting.....

yea, I know. Couldnt resist it!!!

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RE: Luscious's Laughter Lair - 2/2/2008 3:27:31 PM

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RE: Luscious's Laughter Lair - 2/2/2008 3:57:06 PM

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Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball

Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!

Q.Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it!

Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.

Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.

Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.

Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms?
A. For traction in the mud.

Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.

Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A . They don't have balls to scratch!

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RE: Luscious's Laughter Lair - 2/2/2008 9:26:09 PM

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hey, whered the party go? i tryed sending more music and got a notice saying that the thread wasnt accepting anymore posts....

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RE: Luscious's Laughter Lair - 2/2/2008 9:53:29 PM

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what? you mean the safe haven of the laughter lair is refusing posts?

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RE: Luscious's Laughter Lair - 2/2/2008 9:55:22 PM

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it was this afternoon, seems to be working now so i sent some more DISCO BABYYYYYY

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RE: Luscious's Laughter Lair - 2/2/2008 9:57:22 PM

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Oh good, whew...this seems to be the safest place on the forum. Everyone is SO oversensitive and in attack mode everywhere else.

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RE: Luscious's Laughter Lair - 2/3/2008 3:25:17 AM

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this is just what i need! i don't think i communicated with my hairstylist very well yesterday and i'm a bit mopey about it at the moment. ah well, nothing a few months of growing out won't cure. sweetwenchie, i know it is sunday morning and 4:30 am, but can i have a really spicy bloody mary please?

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RE: Luscious's Laughter Lair - 2/3/2008 3:37:26 AM

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Two drunks were walking home along the railway tracks.
The first drunk says, "There's a hell of a lot of steps here."
The second drunk says, "I'll tell you what's worse, this hand rail is bloody low down"

Muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Holy Shit it's hot in here!" The other muffin says, "Holy Shit... A talking muffin!"

Ever wonder what fish smelled like before women went swimming?

Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!!

Q. What do you call a blond with a brain?
A. A golden retriever.

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He is my Master, my lover, my best friend my everything.

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