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subtee -> RE: The kiss after ejaculation (2/6/2008 11:31:30 AM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Well, the meat's free honey, you gotta work for the gravy.

Ron 


Let the wisdom of South Park "beef up" Ron's profundity:


I'm Gonna make love to you woman
Gonna lay ya down by the fire
And caress your womanly bod-ay
Make you moan and perspire
I'm gonna get those juices flowing
Making Love Gravy, Love Gravy, Love Gravy
Love, Love, Love..

I'm gonna make love to you, woman
Gonna lay you down by the fire..
And caress your womanly body
Make you moan and perspire..
I'm gonna get those juices flowing
Making Love Gravy, Love Gravy, Love Gravy
Love, Love, Love! Ooh-ee..
Open up a packet of my gravy..
Baby it's burning just for you..
Would you like another helpin' of my gravy?
Baby say yeah.. [yeah yeah yeah]

I'm gonna make love to ya woman
'gonna get a little freaky too..
With Lingerie and Leather
And a bottle of Superglue..
Let's make a Human Pretzel
Dip it in Love Gravy, Love Gravy, Love Gravy
Love, Love, Love! Ooh-ee..
Open up a packet of my gravy..
Baby it's burning just for you..
Would you like another helpin' of my gravy?
Baby say yeah.. [yeah yeah yeah]

I'm gonna climb into your Cockpit
Gonna get those rockets firing..
Blast you into Orbit
And burn out all your wiring..
Get our asses on the Launchpad
Making Love Gravy, Love Gravy, Love Gravy
Love, Love, Love!
Open up a packet of my gravy..
Baby it's burning just for you..
Would you like another helpin' of my gravy?
Baby say yeah.. [yeah yeah yeah]

I got a whole lot of gravy left baby..
Ooh, those are nice.. would you like some gravy on those?
There's enough gravy to go around for everybody.
mmmmmm.. I'm gonna drown all you bitches in gravy.




imber -> RE: The kiss after ejaculation (2/6/2008 11:31:42 AM)

lima beans? i didn't i fed them to the cat..... *

the one that walks on 4 paws before someone makes a funny out of that statement*




sweetwenchie -> RE: The kiss after ejaculation (2/6/2008 11:32:39 AM)

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ORIGINAL: imber

lima beans? i didn't i fed them to the cat..... *

the one that walks on 4 paws before someone makes a funny out of that statement*


well that blew my response [8|]




breatheasone -> RE: The kiss after ejaculation (2/6/2008 11:34:03 AM)

Is it really a big deal to go down on a guy no matter where on, or in your own body his dick has been?....I guess I didn't think so....but then I'm a freak anyways....[:)]




imber -> RE: The kiss after ejaculation (2/6/2008 11:34:21 AM)

[8D]




OmegaG -> RE: The kiss after ejaculation (2/6/2008 11:34:59 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

and have him grab you hair!!!. and call you all sorts nasty names and...and...and...


Jeff


oooo you know just the way to a girls heart, and you said you weren't romantic.




mnottertail -> RE: The kiss after ejaculation (2/6/2008 11:35:07 AM)

what do you like the taste of?




AquaticSub -> RE: The kiss after ejaculation (2/6/2008 11:36:19 AM)

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ORIGINAL: laurell3

Honestly, if a guy is that squemish over his own fluids, I lose a bit of respect for  him personally.  I've never really understood it though, is it a homophobia thing?


Ditto. In my single or vanilla days, a guy who wouldn't kiss me after simply didn't get a blowjob. 




OmegaG -> RE: The kiss after ejaculation (2/6/2008 11:38:43 AM)

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ORIGINAL: imber

[8D]


So you weren't made by your parents to eat anything you didn't like?  Hmmm, I'd say it's their fault then.

Have you ever taken a liquid medication that tasted nasty?  You just figure out how if it's important enough for you.




Dnomyar -> RE: The kiss after ejaculation (2/6/2008 11:41:14 AM)

Cali where is your manners. Never talk with youor mouth full.




sweetwenchie -> RE: The kiss after ejaculation (2/6/2008 11:41:39 AM)

looks like i never actually answered... yes i have run across this in the past.  If a guy is too squeamish to taste his own cum i consider him a serious pansy ass and walk away.  [;)]  Seriously, i love to taste myself on His lips, why should He be scared of his own flavor, i like it...




imber -> RE: The kiss after ejaculation (2/6/2008 11:44:13 AM)

i have heard that certain things that the Male eats can actually *change*?? the taste of it. is that true?




Dnomyar -> RE: The kiss after ejaculation (2/6/2008 11:45:01 AM)

Gets out a jar of honey. Here wenchie, wenchie.




sweetwenchie -> RE: The kiss after ejaculation (2/6/2008 11:46:00 AM)

eh, dark green veggies can leave a strong taste, supposedly fruits help.   Just have to learn to love the taste, maybe its a mental trick to start with?    Get to the point where you love it, need it, crave it, beg for it, gargle it.  [;)]  





imber -> RE: The kiss after ejaculation (2/6/2008 11:46:57 AM)

hmmm the honey sounds like a good idea, never thought of that one and i do like honey




sweetwenchie -> RE: The kiss after ejaculation (2/6/2008 11:49:11 AM)

[;)]  Honey Dyonmar?     i thought that only worked for Pooh...   lol




Sub03 -> RE: The kiss after ejaculation (2/6/2008 11:49:51 AM)

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ORIGINAL: daddyncherry

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ORIGINAL: imber

i am sorry, but i have to ask something, and since Y/you are all talking about sperm...... How can a sub get past the throwing up phase when she tastes sperm?


Try ass to mouth.....cum would taste like a sweet milk shake after that [sm=banana.gif]

All kidding aside, try to push him further down your throat so that he is past your taste buds...if you can't get past the taste, put the taste past you.



Thats how I got over my problem with swallowing. Now if only there was something to do about the after taste.




Leatherist -> RE: The kiss after ejaculation (2/6/2008 11:50:56 AM)

Honey in an asshole might not be the best idea-unless you are into "the dog is stuck" play.

[:D]




mnottertail -> RE: The kiss after ejaculation (2/6/2008 11:54:29 AM)

I'm just a little black rain cloud
Hovering under the honey tree
I'm just a little black rain cloud
Pay no attention to little me
Everyone knows that a rain cloud
Never eats honey, no, not a nip
I'm just floating around over the ground
Wondering where I will drip




Now THAT sucks ass!!!!!!!

Christopher Robin




kiyari -> RE: The kiss after ejaculation (2/6/2008 11:54:58 AM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

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ORIGINAL: laurell3

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

LOL, WHEN I GET DONE RODDING YOU GIRLS UP THE ASS, YOU CAN CLEAN ME.......HELL, TASTE YOURSELF ------

IT'S ALL GOOD.

RODMASTER 


Ron, there's a difference between something that may have health risks and something that is merely someone being overly squemish.  So tell us Mr. Blow Job Fanatic, do you have an issue with kissing a woman that's given you a blow job?


ingesting a small amount of your own feces risks your health?

Ron 


My understanding is, that the answer to that query is - YEPPERS.

Pee is altogether another situation,
but the pooie is seriously not prudent for that sort of re-cycling.

My Perspective
No Scat Lovers Need Feel Dissed, here.

:P

TMI: For me, the Act provides boucoup reward, plus my understanding is, that ejaculate is mui nutritous. Mayhaps I have yet to experience a man who has badly taken care of himself... but in reply to the OP: Ya, any man who had 'issues' in re: kissing afterwards, would squick me, and b'bye.

P.S.: This said as a mere 'kinky vanilla', btw.




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