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xAdamx -> Revenge is a dish best served cold (3/1/2008 8:54:30 AM)

What revenge did you ever take on a person, company ( no names )

Mine was on a junior manager, who was giving me a lot of shit at a previous company l had worked for...l went to Amsterdam in Holland one weekend and as l was touring the ummm red light district as one does...WEG...l bought some extreme porn mags in his name...and had them posted to him at his department via his secretary.



colouredin -> RE: Revenge is a dish best served cold (3/1/2008 9:14:09 AM)

When i was in a student house a girl i lived with was a right cow to me, and once she told me off for using some of her shower gel when mine ran out, she had really bad skin and so i put in hand washing powder and she came out in a rather charming red rash, bloody deserved it too



lauren0221 -> RE: Revenge is a dish best served cold (3/1/2008 9:25:10 AM)

I don't do revenge, but a guy I worked with sure did.

The VP of the company was very serious, and tended to be a bit hard on the employees. My buddy signed him for for a sexual aid catalog, to be sent to the office, of course. He got on a mailing list, and got LOTS of interesting catalogs at work. For years.



PanthersMom -> RE: Revenge is a dish best served cold (3/1/2008 9:33:30 AM)

my best act of revenge?  living well after my divorce.[8D][sm=banana.gif]

PM



mnottertail -> RE: Revenge is a dish best served cold (3/1/2008 9:38:01 AM)

I have punched a guy dead in the goddam face, more than once.

Ron



faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Revenge is a dish best served cold (3/1/2008 9:38:55 AM)

i beat the hell out of khan for saying this..... KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!



pahunkboy -> RE: Revenge is a dish best served cold (3/1/2008 10:17:05 AM)

I cant tell you.


-and I could not have better planned what fell into my osmosis.   it was satisfying tho.



xAdamx -> RE: Revenge is a dish best served cold (3/1/2008 12:06:56 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

I have punched a guy dead in the goddam face, more than once.

Ron


lmao...oh come on Ron...thats way to subtle..lol



ownedgirlie -> RE: Revenge is a dish best served cold (3/1/2008 12:08:14 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: xAdamx

What revenge did you ever take on a person, company ( no names )


I found happiness.

And I didn't do it to be spiteful. :)



Jeffff -> RE: Revenge is a dish best served cold (3/1/2008 12:08:59 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: xAdamx

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

I have punched a guy dead in the goddam face, more than once.

Ron


lmao...oh come on Ron...thats way to subtle..lol


maybe but dispite all the hyperbole, some times, violence IS the answer..:)

and cathartic too!

Mike Tyson



Owner59 -> RE: Revenge is a dish best served cold (3/1/2008 1:36:16 PM)

  Had a landlord/customer of mine who once had a bad tenant leave a fish above the kitchen drop-ceiling tiles.

It took a while but the new tenant started to complain about flies everywhere.There were thousands and thousands of them.

Finally, we found the fish and cleaned up but the landlord saved the stained ceiling tile,the fish and most of the flies in bags.He brought them to court.

He sued the ex-tenant and won 5000 dollars, attached it to her business and eventually got payed.

He went to the islands and bought some art with the money.



Sinergy -> RE: Revenge is a dish best served cold (3/1/2008 1:43:05 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: PanthersMom

my best act of revenge?  living well after my divorce.[8D][sm=banana.gif]

PM


I did also.

The other one was writing a White Paper and being roundly insulted for it being a stupid idea.

Then 7 years later when they realized their approach didnt work, they asked me to head up the group to put my idea into place.  They were at the risk of losing the contract.

I told them that my work there was done.

Sinergy



Sinergy -> RE: Revenge is a dish best served cold (3/1/2008 1:44:39 PM)


I have punched lots of people in the face.

Then they punched me back.

Then we bowed and went to the next person to spar with.

Sinergy



Owner59 -> RE: Revenge is a dish best served cold (3/1/2008 1:46:18 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sinergy


I have punched lots of people in the face.

Then they punched me back.

Then we bowed and went to the next person to spar with.

Sinergy



Hajame!



TheHeretic -> RE: Revenge is a dish best served cold (3/1/2008 3:27:22 PM)

        Oh, random acts of mayhem and sabotage, as required.  I prefer a nice case of gremlins to outright destruction.

        Long ago of course.  I'm much calmer now [8|]



LadyHathor -> RE: Revenge is a dish best served cold (3/1/2008 3:36:07 PM)

My best revenge is in being who and what I am much to the consternation of others.



kittinSol -> RE: Revenge is a dish best served cold (3/1/2008 4:06:58 PM)

When I was fresh out of college, I got a job as a secretary at a big publishing house... More later...



SL4V3M4YB3 -> RE: Revenge is a dish best served cold (3/1/2008 4:13:34 PM)

Revenge is sushi?[8|]



kittinSol -> RE: Revenge is a dish best served cold (3/1/2008 4:17:30 PM)

I'll tell you in private, once collarme.com is restaured to its full working glory  [:D] .



SL4V3M4YB3 -> RE: Revenge is a dish best served cold (3/1/2008 4:27:02 PM)

That would be divine.



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