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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/10/2008 6:20:10 AM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: darchChylde
Every woman that i meet who knows you has vehemently insisted on giving me a blowjob.  As a good and loyal submissive, i have valiantly turned their attention to placesettings and my knick-knack shelf but my resistance is weakening.  What should i do?


Dear Bursting:

Let me remind you that subs are allowed to receive pleasure.  In other words, come to the dark side, we have cookies.

Okay girls, while the cookies are distracting him, everybody give him a blow job.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/10/2008 6:23:47 AM   
beargonewild


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Status: offline 		Dear Cali,

Help please. I can't seem to find any full time fuck buddies. I do have a couple already but one lives in the next town and the other is married so we can't hook up. Any advice to how I could find a steady friend with benefits to keep me satisfied?

Horny in Canada.


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/10/2008 6:32:42 AM   
xxblushesxx


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Status: offline 		Let me guess...learn to give good blow-jobs?



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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/10/2008 6:34:41 AM   
beargonewild


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Status: offline 		Lmao.....I already have a certificate in excellence in the blowjob department !

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/10/2008 7:24:16 AM   
KMsAngel


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/10/2008 7:49:24 AM   
CreativeDominant


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Status: offline 		Dear cali,

How can I reclaim my innocence?  Not that I am all that interested in reclaiming it, but hey, it might help.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/10/2008 7:53:43 AM   
JustAVixen


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Status: offline 		Start passing out suckers. While the women are busy sucking on the lollies instead of you, you can then explain what you would really like them to do for you.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/10/2008 8:35:04 AM   
CalifChick


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quote:

ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Dear Cali,

Help please. I can't seem to find any full time fuck buddies. I do have a couple already but one lives in the next town and the other is married so we can't hook up. Any advice to how I could find a steady friend with benefits to keep me satisfied?


I hear faery is available. And GT.  You didn't specify gender after all.  And make sure they give good blowjobs.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/10/2008 8:36:42 AM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant

Dear cali,

How can I reclaim my innocence?  Not that I am all that interested in reclaiming it, but hey, it might help.


Dear CD,

I hear a good blowjob will make you forget every really wicked nasty thought that ever permeated your brain, at least for a moment.  Call me.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/10/2008 8:38:19 AM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: JustAVixen

Start passing out suckers. While the women are busy sucking on the lollies instead of you, you can then explain what you would really like them to do for you.


Excuse me?  Someone is quite the little upstart.  Maybe one of your friends can thrust your own damn column on you... errr.... I mean, sheesh.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/10/2008 9:09:42 AM   
domahpet


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Status: offline 		sheesh cali take it easy!
um, sorry

ya ok, so, im going to tahoe tomorrow,
any idea what i should wear?
ive never been...

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/10/2008 9:11:36 AM   
faerytattoodgirl


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Status: offline 		dear cali i can post in here today...neener...neener..in fact i can post in here any day...now im a munch on some bbq weiner tots... yum.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/10/2008 9:21:48 AM   
JustAVixen


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Status: offline 		Ahhh, my apologies. I did not realize I was stepping on toes.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/10/2008 9:24:45 AM   
domahpet


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Status: offline 		im sure it wouldnt be a prob to start a JustaskaJustaVixen thread lol

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/10/2008 9:28:24 AM   
CalifChick


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quote:

ORIGINAL: domahpet

ya ok, so, im going to tahoe tomorrow, any idea what i should wear? ive never been...


Well, I'm thinking there's snow... so, as little as possible? Makes it easier to get on your knees for that blowjob (you knew I had to work that in somewhere).

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/10/2008 9:30:12 AM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: JustAVixen

Ahhh, my apologies. I did not realize I was stepping on toes.


You weren't. I forgot the little smiley.  Having a column thrust upon you can be a challenge. Now if you were on your knees giving someone a blowjob, you wouldn't have the opportunity to step on anybody's body parts.  Assume the position.

Cali




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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/10/2008 9:31:43 AM   
CalifChick


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quote:

ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

dear cali i can post in here today...neener...neener..in fact i can post in here any day...now im a munch on some bbq weiner tots... yum.


Faery you have too much time on your hands (which should be on your knees). Bear needs a blowjob. Do your duty.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/10/2008 9:39:23 AM   
RedHotAndSoSexy


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Status: offline 		Dear Cali,

I don't know if you can help me since it seems you are very much into recommending blow jobs as advice to your readers. What if you are a girl who is an anal slut. How would you advise me to find the Dom of my Dreams then???

SodomylovingSub

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/10/2008 9:41:46 AM   
faerytattoodgirl


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Status: offline 		nono i never use my blo torch on other gays...

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/10/2008 9:45:18 AM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: RedHotAndSoSexy

I don't know if you can help me since it seems you are very much into recommending blow jobs as advice to your readers. What if you are a girl who is an anal slut. How would you advise me to find the Dom of my Dreams then???

SodomylovingSub


Dom of your Dreams... that's a tall order.  How about we try for one that just gets the job done? Who says you cannot be an anal slut AND give a good blowjob?? Get him good and  hard and wet with your mouth... then have a seat sister. 

Cali


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