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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/10/2008 9:47:45 AM   
xxblushesxx


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Having a column thrust upon you can be a challenge.


Dear Cali;

I heard you were used to having things thrust upon you. Could this possibly be wrong?

In all Sincerity,

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/10/2008 10:14:35 AM   
GreedyTop


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Wanna share those thrusters?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/10/2008 10:23:23 AM   
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ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

I heard you were used to having things thrust upon you. Could this possibly be wrong?


No, that could not possibly be wrong.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/10/2008 10:24:32 AM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Wanna share those thrusters?


No, I think you'll want to get your own, I predict they'll be out of, uh... jet fuel, by the time I'm done with them. 

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/10/2008 10:26:33 AM   
GreedyTop


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didn't your parents teach you that sharing is GOOD??

< Message edited by GreedyTop -- 3/10/2008 10:27:17 AM >

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/10/2008 10:30:07 AM   
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whats the best way to give a blowjob in the snow?
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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/10/2008 10:34:14 AM   
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ORIGINAL: domahpet
whats the best way to give a blowjob in the snow?
~snowbunnydomah


Dear FrostbittenNips:

Quickly, with vigorous thrusting head motions.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/10/2008 10:35:33 AM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
didn't your parents teach you that sharing is GOOD??


Dear Greedy:

1.  In a word, no.
2.  Stop being so greedy.
3.  If you want a wet, limp dick to play with, more power to you.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/10/2008 10:36:31 AM   
GreedyTop


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/10/2008 11:18:25 AM   
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick
Excuse me?  Someone is quite the little upstart.  Maybe one of your friends can thrust your own damn column on you... errr.... I mean, sheesh.

Cali


Well, all the Domly's were getting SO impressed by you. Sheesh. Now that you are soooo busy with all your mail, other Subbies will have a fighting chance?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/10/2008 11:21:00 AM   
Jeffff


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Status: offline 		Dear Cali;
What does it mean if it burns when I urinate, AFTER receiving a blow job

Concerned in Chicago

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/10/2008 11:36:45 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Jeffff
What does it mean if it burns when I urinate, AFTER receiving a blow job

Concerned in Chicago


Dear Concerned:

It means the water pik you were using on yourself ran out of water and actually blew in air.  And it probably needs to be sanitized. Try a girl next time.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/10/2008 12:41:43 PM   
Lumus


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Status: offline 		Dear Cali,

What brand of lubricant would you recommend others use?


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/10/2008 1:36:19 PM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: Lumus

What brand of lubricant would you recommend others use?


"Others" meaning anyone not in my vicinity... super glue, cuz I'm wicked like that sometimes.

Oh, and those that are actually in my vicinity... saliva, applied with lots of tongue action.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/10/2008 1:39:07 PM   
Lumus


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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Oh, and those that are actually in my vicinity... saliva, applied with lots of tongue action.

Cali


But Cali...would you rather apply your tongue or have your snack just out of reach while you struggle against your bonds?





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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/10/2008 1:46:01 PM   
CalifChick


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Status: offline 		Option B followed within a reasonable amount of time by Option A.

Thank you for participating.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/10/2008 1:51:13 PM   
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Status: offline 		Dear Cali -

All the men here have tootsie roll sized ... you knows.... and well, I keep trying to chew on them because something that small really shouldn't be ummmm blown.  What should I do?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/10/2008 2:30:05 PM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss
All the men here have tootsie roll sized ... you knows.... and well, I keep trying to chew on them because something that small really shouldn't be ummmm blown.  What should I do?


Enter a convent. I'm so sorry. There is no hope for you.  Size DOES matter.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/10/2008 2:32:14 PM   
colouredin


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Status: offline 		Dear cali

If i hear anyone imply one true way again i may hang myself, but i refuse to leave the boards because i dont have a life, I feel like I am so conflicted, what can I do?



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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/10/2008 2:36:12 PM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: colouredin

If i hear anyone imply one true way again i may hang myself, but i refuse to leave the boards because i dont have a life, I feel like I am so conflicted, what can I do?


Sigh.  Those who think they know the one true way are so annoying to those of us who really do. 

Have an ice cream cone and practice swirling your tongue on it.  I'd tell you to go give someone a blow job, but you have no life, so that would be cruel to suggest.

Cali


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