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RE: I hate it when........ - 1/14/2009 4:16:45 AM

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Holly if he kept his hands to himself he would not stain his shorts.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 1/14/2009 4:22:22 AM

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so you don't believe the sandwich story either, huh?

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RE: I hate it when........ - 1/14/2009 4:31:04 AM

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If he is going to make these things up I wish he would become more imaginative. With a nose like his I guess that is the best he can do.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 1/14/2009 4:44:21 AM

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I hate it when it is snowing, and you think, Hey, I'll get the snowblower out and clear the sidewalk and the driveway

Gee what a great guy I am!

Then you get the snowblower started after pulling on the dam cord at least 100 times before you realize the you never turned the dam thing on.

Then as you are finishing up, you decide to get that small patch of concrete by the front porch, so you start over in that area, but the wind is blowing the snow in your face, so you turn the spray nozzle to change the direction of the snowblower (which unknown to you is pointing directly at your large living room window) you engage the snowblower, it picks up a piece of ice and yes that is right it breaks your large living room window on the second coldest day of the year (tomorrow to be the coldest)

YEA!!! Now I get to wait for the window company to open up and then come out to give me a surly high price. Boy, I can't wait to tell the wife

I was just thankful I had some of that plastic on hand that goes over windows, that stuff works great! it sealed off the window and there is no wind, but you sure as hell can feel the cold

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RE: I hate it when........ - 1/14/2009 5:03:06 AM

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Yeah, let's talk about weather, I don't like Ray staring at my shorts

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RE: I hate it when........ - 1/14/2009 5:20:55 AM

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Emergency food stain remover for the next time MA..and you KNOW there will be...(but this can be used anywhere)

Club Soda..pour through stain, blot with clean (white preferable) cloth. Repeat if necessary.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 1/14/2009 5:29:32 AM

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but a caffeinated and educated nuts, poen

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RE: I hate it when........ - 1/14/2009 5:33:10 AM

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What is club soda?

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RE: I hate it when........ - 1/14/2009 5:35:57 AM

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i think some call it seltzer, Max or soda water

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RE: I hate it when........ - 1/14/2009 5:43:09 AM

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oh god, housesub! that SUCKS!!!!

(just make sure to emphasize that you were trying to be a nice guy and clear the walk for her!!)

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RE: I hate it when........ - 1/14/2009 5:59:55 AM

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Housesub..hang in there, some older windows crack after years of cold and a tap from something that would not normally bother them in warmer weather. It may be time to look at replacing them with double paned insulated glass. We got high impact low e glass windows this year and the warranty on them replaces the glass even if some kids baseball cracks it. If someone breaks into the house through them, they pay the $1k deductible from our home insurance policy (theft or damage), and replace the window with a 50 year tranferrable warranty.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 1/14/2009 6:13:02 AM

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I HATE that I just read an email from my Sat. partner who told me that while he was watching the news last night he saw one of our patients from last week featured as a UM MOLESTOR who worked in a home w/autistic ums!!
F**K!!! We picked this f**ker up at the jail (which we run quite frequently) & his bp was 236/163 so I went lights & siren to the hospital hoping his head doesn't blow off.
HAD I KNOWN what he was in for, all lights/sirens would have been OFF & I'd have stopped at every g**king traffic light even if it was GREEN!!!!! Bloody F**KING HELL!!!!!!!! I was even NICE to him at the hospital!!!!

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RE: I hate it when........ - 1/14/2009 6:15:15 AM

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Pots...i can understand the way you feel...but had you known, you still would have done your job, just as i still would have done mine.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 1/14/2009 6:20:37 AM

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*hugs Potty*

We can't choose our patients and holly's right. (For once...) You still would have done your job, just as I did mine, even for the psychopathic, drug addicted, hepatitis infected bitch who tried to bite me on one run. (Psych runs, gotta love them!)

The bastard will pay, just not to us.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 1/14/2009 6:21:18 AM

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<<Me mopping up that f**ker's "brain" after it BLOWS as we're waiting at a traffic light. Note the smile on my face

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RE: I hate it when........ - 1/14/2009 6:30:00 AM

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i was in charge of a patient once...he was a highly known multiple murderer and came to the hospital where i worked for his own protection (the State Pen was afraid to take him to the usual hospital). I was not thrilled about it, but it was my job to take care of the evil bastard. I didn't like it and there was no way i could hide my distain, but i did my job. You would have done the same.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 1/14/2009 6:33:50 AM

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*hugs Potty*

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RE: I hate it when........ - 1/14/2009 6:49:38 AM

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hi housesub, i'd suggest tacking a couple blankets up over the window until it's fixed. might really help keep the cold out. that's one of the emergency tips i learned for power outages, could help alot even in this circumstance.
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RE: I hate it when........ - 1/14/2009 7:43:42 AM

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Hey house sub, man that sucks. Bah, it'll be a pretty window when you're done. Maybe a lil ... stained glass hanger thingy to commemorate the occcasion?

And pots, hang in there... Anything I could say would sound trite, but in the end we each have to look in the mirror. May your mirror always be clear.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 1/14/2009 7:53:54 AM

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I HATE THAT INCONSIDERATE, SELFISH, SELF CENTERED, POWER TRIPPING LITTLE MISBEGTTOEN BASTARD OF A COWORKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The temp guy's wife is arriving from India on SUnday evening. I was asked to come in at 5 on Sun. and work until 7am on MOnday. Fine, no problem! After all , Nilesh hasnt seen his wife in almost 3 yrs.

but FUCKTARDCOWORKER was expecting Nilesh to come in at his regular time on Saturday (5pm)............ and work until *I* came in at ..wait for it..........

FIVE PM ON SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOD FORBID that fucktard give up a few hours of his time on Sunday so that Nilesh could have a break before his wife arrives!!!

And I *AM* getting my dress fitted Saturday, come hell or high water!!
so in the end, I have to go in on Sunday at 1pm and work until 7am Monday.

I dont mind about the hours (god knows I can use the money)... it's just the principle.... EVERYBODY else will give up a few hours, but Prick (also known as Pritesh) wont do it because HE thinks he's hot shit...

god, I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO wanna grab him by the balls and twist them off his body

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