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Kalista07 -> RE: I love it when..... (4/23/2009 8:54:06 PM)
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i love it, although i am very confused by it when He veto's my plan for implementing our new relationship rules, they would have been as follows:
The Women's Rules - The female always makes the rules
- The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
- No male can possibly know all the rules.
- If the female suspects the MALE know all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
- The female is never wrong.
- If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a result of something the male did or said wrong.
- The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
- The female may change her mind at any time.
- The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.
- The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
- The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
- The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
- The male is expected to mind read at all times.
- Any attempt to document the rules could result in bodily harm.
- If the female has PMS, all the rules are null and void.
- The female is ready when she is ready.
- The male must be ready at all time.
- The male who doesn't abide by the rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
Author is Unknown, but I bet it's a woman.
i am shocked and confused that He would so blatantly disregard my preferences and requests....Kali
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