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jezzabelle -> RE: shirt sayings (3/18/2008 5:26:14 PM)

My son has a few cute ones (he's 6).  One is a camo t-shirt that says "I am Major Trouble....don't make me prove it" and one I just got for him that says "Every great idea I have gets me in trouble". 




VadFarkas -> RE: shirt sayings (3/18/2008 5:27:45 PM)

I can't find the photo of one of my favorite T-shirts.
It was given to me at the Indy 500 by Loc-Tite.
It has a Nut & Bolt drawing and says
"Use Loc-Tite or Kiss Your Nuts Good-Bye"
I was offere $100 for it but kept it.




tsatske -> RE: shirt sayings (3/18/2008 5:33:43 PM)

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"I found Jesus he was behind the couch!"


Jesus really IS behind my couch. When we moved my boys to thier new apartment, the little Christ figure got knocked off my sons cruxfix, and he tells me it is behind the couch, and he just hasn't gotten around to getting it yet.
Which brings to mind one of my favorite stories about that particular son. When I drove him away to college, He packed my car so tight he broke my trunk (srrsly). But four things he refused to cram in with his other possesions, but sat with them carefully on his lap in the front seat the whole 1,500 mile trip. (please hum that little Sesame Street tune, "one of these things are not like the others, one of these things, does not belong, ..., while reading this part):
The cruxifix from his sister's casket
a box of blessed rosaries
the family Bible his Aunt gave him, with the family genology records in it

And....
A first edition Fantastic Four comic book in its pristeen little protective plastic case.

yep, that tells you about everything about my son. :)

And, t-shirts - the local zoo had one, when doing a fund raiser to build a new Loin exhibit, that I esp. liked:
Help support your local cathouse.




freyjasdottir -> RE: shirt sayings (3/18/2008 5:35:13 PM)

My son has one that says "I know, I know, go to my room"




MissHarlet -> RE: shirt sayings (3/18/2008 5:36:46 PM)

LOL love it !!

My Oldest Son wore one for years that said ' Stupid people shouldnt be allowed to breathe"




KyttynTheMynx -> RE: shirt sayings (3/18/2008 5:40:47 PM)

I have one shirt that says "Whats a bad girl like me doing in a place like this?" and a new one that a friend made that says "I know you wanna fu** me, but youd fall in love..." and on the back it says "and I'd fall asleep!"




petitespitfire64 -> RE: shirt sayings (3/18/2008 5:42:07 PM)

My two current favorites are one that say "i'm not short, I"m "fun sized"" and another...with a cute lil kitty cat...that says "killer pussy"




InkedMaster -> RE: shirt sayings (3/18/2008 5:46:27 PM)

A few of my favorite t-shirts...

"I'D CALL YOU A CUNT BUT YOU LACK BOTH THE DEPTH & THE WARMTH"
"JUST CAUSE I'M TATTOOED DOESN'T MEAN I WANT TO SEE YOUR FUCKING BUTTERFLY"
"ALL BEATEN HOUSEWIFE JOKES ASIDE, I ONLY HAD TO TELL MY BITCH ONCE"
"ENGLISH ONLY SPOKEN HERE"
"FUCK YOU & THE RICE BURNER YOU RODE IN ON"




petitespitfire64 -> RE: shirt sayings (3/18/2008 5:46:38 PM)

MY shirt  (I ride my own) reads "If you can read this, the bitch just passed you"




GreedyTop -> RE: shirt sayings (3/18/2008 5:47:06 PM)

saw one: "YOU!! Out of the gene pool!"




GreedyTop -> RE: shirt sayings (3/18/2008 5:50:36 PM)

LMAO, petite!!  LOVE IT!!!




rukna -> RE: shirt sayings (3/23/2008 7:39:11 AM)

THESE ARE nice words




addisonclarkgirl -> RE: shirt sayings (3/23/2008 9:09:05 AM)

My favorite was a picture of a dog, and it said, "Don't make me beg." 
Another that I saw on TShirtHell was a picture of two birds, and underneath..."Swallows"




GreedyTop -> RE: shirt sayings (3/23/2008 9:15:04 AM)

I have one.. guy standing over a dog with a rolled up paper...the thought ballon from the dog says "yes! Yes! Hit me with the paper!!"




ominousdominus -> RE: shirt sayings (3/23/2008 10:46:36 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

I have one.. guy standing over a dog with a rolled up paper...the thought ballon from the dog says "yes! Yes! Hit me with the paper!!"


LOL that reminded me of a family guy episode where Stewie is trying to get his mom to spank him. i remember him laying back and yelling " Yeaaaah step on my pubes!!!" hahahaaha




GreedyTop -> RE: shirt sayings (3/23/2008 10:57:21 AM)

I have never seen that show...LOL




angelbluewingsz -> RE: shirt sayings (3/23/2008 9:34:07 PM)

I'm just a little ray of fucking sunshine aren't I?
I touch myself in the shower
when I snap you'll be the first to go
ride me hard, put me away wet
Speedy delivery service- we handle your box
24 hour service - lube and tune




scarlettjinx -> RE: shirt sayings (3/23/2008 10:38:15 PM)

A shirt I found at Dollar General : Had a little devil with a bat in his hand. underneath him it said "I wish you were a pinata"

sums up how I feel most the time

I have a few from when I was still working at the animal shelter.
One has a picture of a dog hold ing a bone and says "with a bone like this, who needs balls"
Another has a picture of a tough looking bulldog on it, and it says "Real men have their own balls. Neuter your dog"
I got the last pit bull I fostered a shirt that said "you should be more afraid of the bitch at the other end of this leash"

And of course my all time favorite, a picture of a kitten playing with yarn and the caption said "Stop kitty porn. Only you can end feline exploitation."




sirsholly -> RE: shirt sayings (3/24/2008 4:00:46 AM)

A shirt on my Um:

Mommy and my diaper are alot alike.....both are pooped.




Phoenix2raven -> RE: shirt sayings (3/24/2008 9:02:00 AM)

Just a few of my favorites.
1 Cant sleep clowns will kill me.
2 I get paid to listen to you.
3 Lobotomies for Republicans It's the law!
4. Shows a group of people staring at the TV. TV has a spiral on screen caption says
((((((((((((((((((((((Television Programing))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
5 What would Scooby do




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