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Belladonna30 -> RE: shirt sayings (3/24/2008 3:48:40 PM)
These are great, i have been giggling through the whole thread. lol Ok, so Sir has this t-shirt that reads "How many vegetables had to die for your salad?" It makes me laugh whenever he wears it and people usually giggle and snicker when out in public. lol bella

PatentOne -> RE: shirt sayings (3/24/2008 4:07:28 PM)
Few I like: NASCAR is my sport because life is too short to play with your balls. When I want your opinion I will beat it out of you. Today was a total waste of makeup Sliding Down the Razor Blade of Life I am as confused as a hungrey baby at a tittie bar God was my co=pilot but we crashed on this island and I had to eat him If you dont tell your cat about Cat Nip who will?

Lynnxz -> RE: shirt sayings (3/24/2008 4:21:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PatentOne Today was a total waste of makeup God was my co=pilot but we crashed on this island and I had to eat him If you don't tell your cat about Cat Nip who will? I want these! [&:][&:] I just had a shirt come in the mail, it has a red cross on the front, and says "Aftercare Specialist"

SinLee -> RE: shirt sayings (3/24/2008 4:31:22 PM)
(in really tiny letters) "nosy little fucker aren't you?" and my favorite since the first time i saw it " ASS - the other vagina"

KansasCowboy -> RE: shirt sayings (3/24/2008 7:43:16 PM)
I haven't read all the posts but my personal favorite is........... A million battered women in the U.S. and I've been eating mine plain!!!!

LadyTeazer -> RE: shirt sayings (3/24/2008 8:32:30 PM)
I haven't read all of the posts either, but My all time favorite, and this goes back a few decades, is....... "Life is a bed of roses. But you have to watch out for the pricks." LadyTeazer - proud Owner of [saberwolf34] ....and still a WOW -- Wonderful Older Woman

scarlettjinx -> RE: shirt sayings (3/24/2008 10:39:05 PM)
I also used to have one that said "I'm not shy, I'm examining my prey"

atursvcMaam -> RE: shirt sayings (3/24/2008 10:59:03 PM)
The funniest one i ever saw was a diabetic health promo shirt which read Diet Exercise And Diabenese which was a great promo unless you read acronymyms Diet Exercise And Diabenese i don't think that was exactly the message they wanted to send.

GreedyTop -> RE: shirt sayings (3/24/2008 11:00:26 PM)
LOLOL

fairerthanshe -> RE: shirt sayings (3/24/2008 11:21:50 PM)
Greetings, A few of my favorites: "When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape" "By reading this shirt, you have temporarily given me control of your mind" "Auntie Em - Hate you, Hate Kansas, taking the dog - Dorothy" my sons shirt - "Wanna hear my special effects?" and "I'm the evil twin" ~ fairer

bbwsubnnorcal -> RE: shirt sayings (3/25/2008 12:11:42 AM)
My favorite as of late is of Stewie (From Family Guy)--- I like you! When the world is mine--- Your Death will be Quick & Painless!

bbwsubnnorcal -> RE: shirt sayings (3/25/2008 12:16:15 AM)
My other Favorite (I made it up and had it put on a Tshirt) "Life is a Virgin. A Bitch is Easy!"

pagansub77 -> RE: shirt sayings (3/25/2008 7:25:12 PM)
<FR> Greetings, One of the Doms hereabouts has a shirt that reads..."You may experience slight discomfort" ps77

angelbluewingsz -> RE: shirt sayings (3/29/2008 7:02:27 PM)
If I wanted any lip from you I'd jiggle my zipper

apettiger -> RE: shirt sayings (3/29/2008 9:03:08 PM)
i wear 38DD and when i was younger and they stood up on their own, i had a T-shirt that said "itty bitty titty commitee" on the front and "treasurer" on the back. it really pissed of a lot of flat-chested chicks i knew. i also had a friend who had a shirt that had a pic of a cute little kitten and said "a cat almost always blinks when you hit it in the head with a hammer" and the one i want from t-shirt hell to wear to school "this orgy is sure off to a slow start"

FangsNfeet -> RE: shirt sayings (3/29/2008 9:39:05 PM)
Hawaiian Girls wear nice coconuts

KyttynTheMynx -> RE: shirt sayings (3/29/2008 9:41:14 PM)
I saw a biker in a gas station today wearing one that said "Well tell your tits to stop lookin at my eyes!!"

petitespitfire64 -> RE: shirt sayings (3/29/2008 9:55:48 PM)
"You can cover the hickey, but you can't hide the slut" Cute kitty picture with the words "Killer Pussy" "I'm not short, I'm "fun-sized""

Chrissys2127 -> RE: shirt sayings (3/29/2008 9:59:31 PM)
My favorite shirt says: "Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere."

Saratov -> RE: shirt sayings (3/30/2008 9:50:21 AM)
On the back of a bright Orange shirt: CAN YOU SEE/ ME NOW/ AHOLE?**

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