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SteelofUtah -> RE: shirt sayings (3/30/2008 11:25:43 AM)

I have a Hat that was made for me by a friend that says:

Your Girlfriend says I eat Pussy better than you

I have a List of shirts that I want made:

Your Grandma still sends me Birthday cards
Are you specially equipt to be this stupid or have you kind started to evolve?
I'm Fat and Poor, but GOD am I good in bed.
So Darwin was wrong cause nature would never have allowed you to flourish.
HEY! Shut the fuck up.
Smile like a Doughnut.
You don't know it but I've seen you Naked.
Can I have your Parents address I'd like to Smack em.


And a shirt I have wanted to have made for a DECADE or more is:

On the Front it says:

Schizophrenia Rocks!!

Then all over the shirt you read in ranodm places

No it doesn't.
 
Yes It does!
 
Then on the Back in Large Letters it says:

 WHO SAID THAT!!



jesiul -> RE: shirt sayings (3/31/2008 12:25:29 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: bbwsubnnorcal

My favorite as of late is of Stewie (From Family Guy)---
 
I like you! When the world is mine---
 
Your Death will be Quick & Painless!


My son's bought me the Stewie one a few years ago.




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: shirt sayings (3/31/2008 12:27:48 PM)

station slogan / t-shirt:

Better than a smack on the ass


bands love getting that shirt



travelgman -> RE: shirt sayings (3/31/2008 1:07:32 PM)

" I will allways remember how dissapointed I was that you didn't live up to my first impression of you." 

Worn by a guy at  a recent munch.



MontrealPhoenix -> RE: shirt sayings (3/31/2008 1:11:11 PM)

I reeeeeally want to get one that says: "I'm up and dressed, what more do you want?" Great to wear to work.....to meet a dom, not so much..



Phoenix2raven -> RE: shirt sayings (4/1/2008 12:29:43 AM)

Just saw a new one today that said....

I  am  sofa  king  we  tar  did



mrpsb -> RE: shirt sayings (4/3/2008 11:18:52 AM)

Here's one that made me laugh

Will you tell your Breasts
To Stop looking at my Eyes.



MistressNoName -> RE: shirt sayings (4/3/2008 11:24:49 AM)


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ORIGINAL: scarlettjinx

I also used to have one that said "I'm not shy, I'm examining my prey"


One that is similar to that is: "I'm not staring at you, I'm studying my prey."

And a great one I saw today is: "I do things you're afraid to fantasize about." I think that pretty much sums it up.

MNN



dollparts85 -> RE: shirt sayings (4/3/2008 12:57:58 PM)

I got a happy bunny shirt yesterday that says "me pretending to listen should be enough for you." LOL [:D]



Saratov -> RE: shirt sayings (4/3/2008 3:29:19 PM)

If it has Tits or Wheels, You'll have Problems with it.



swtnsparkling -> RE: shirt sayings (4/3/2008 5:07:41 PM)

I see your lips moving but all I hear is  blah blah blah



OnlyMels -> RE: shirt sayings (4/3/2008 8:05:53 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: chaosforge

                           "For a religion so opposed to Paganism, You sure stole a lot of our stuff," and shows a monk carting off a wheel barrel full of bunnies, trees, jack o lanterns...


As a pagan that was forced to attend a catholic elementry school that is a shirt for me if Ii ever saw one. Oh well my shirt I need is I don't suffer from lazieness I enjoy every minute of it. and I see dumb people. I work at a grocery store and boy I have never seen so many stupid people gathered in one place.



TorinFalta -> RE: shirt sayings (4/7/2008 10:30:01 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Muttling

347th Aerospace Ground Equipment
Nobody gets off till we come.

wow... i think i have seen a similar shirt but that is hilarious



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