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You might be a redneck if............. - 3/26/2008 11:58:44 AM   
YourDomNow


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Status: offline 		just complete the sentence....i doubt this thread flies very far...lol..
but worth a shot i suppose

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/26/2008 11:59:46 AM   
colouredin


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(or did i miss the point :P)

< Message edited by colouredin -- 3/26/2008 12:00:00 PM >

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/26/2008 12:00:53 PM   
LilMissHaven


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Status: offline 		You might be a redneck if your lawn furniture consists of seats torn out of the broken down vehicles sitting in your back yard.

You might be a redneck if your famous last saying is....Hey man watch this shit...

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/26/2008 12:04:17 PM   
BOUNTYHUNTER


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Status: offline 		You might be a redneck if every pair of jeans you own has a print of a snuff can permanently inbedded on the hip pocket,Your pickup has a long whip antenna with a rebel flag blowing proudly... smile...

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/26/2008 12:06:57 PM   
LilMissHaven


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Status: offline 		You might be a redneck if you know what breeding hogs actually entails.

You might be a redneck if you have tied an old car hood to the back of a pick up and gone sledding on it.

You might be a redneck if you could be accused of using the following terms...
By Joe I've got it
Did ya hear
Git er dun


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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/26/2008 12:07:06 PM   
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Status: offline 		You might be a redneck Dominant if all your floggers are held together with duct tape <EG>

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/26/2008 12:08:59 PM   
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Status: offline 		you might be a redneck if.......you use a bathtub or a toilet for a planter in your front yard

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/26/2008 12:10:30 PM   
YourDomNow


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you might be a redneck if your posting redneck comments on the redneck thread....:)

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/26/2008 12:10:38 PM   
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Status: offline 		You might be a redneck if you paint a target on the submissive's ass before you flog her while wearing your blaze orange vest.

You might be a redneck if you have ever uttered this phrase "I'm fixin' to open a can of WhoopAss on you, boy"

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/26/2008 12:10:44 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: MissHarlet

You might be a redneck Dominant if all your floggers are held together with duct tape <EG>


*screams with laughter* OMG you might be a redneck submissive if duct tape holds the batteries in your vibrator (don't ask I won't tell)

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/26/2008 12:11:56 PM   
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ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant

You might be a redneck if you paint a target on the submissive's ass before you flog her while wearing your blaze orange vest.

You might be a redneck if you have ever uttered this phrase "I'm fixin' to open a can of WhoopAss on you, boy"


I love that phrase!!

Blaze orange huh now that kind of turns me on

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/26/2008 12:13:02 PM   
LilMissHaven


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Status: offline 		You might be a redneck if you've blurted out

Don make me git otta dis here chair boy

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/26/2008 12:13:11 PM   
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Status: offline 		You might be a redneck if your wife is your first cousin...

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/26/2008 12:13:43 PM   
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Status: offline 		If you have ever had to climb to the top of a water tower with a can of paint to "reclaim the dignity" of your submissive... you might be a redneck Dom.



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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/26/2008 12:14:21 PM   
YourDomNow


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LilMissHaven

quote:

ORIGINAL: MissHarlet

You might be a redneck Dominant if all your floggers are held together with duct tape <EG>


*screams with laughter* OMG you might be a redneck submissive if duct tape holds the batteries in your vibrator (don't ask I won't tell)

OMG you are definitely the redneck poster girl now!

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/26/2008 12:15:21 PM   
LilMissHaven


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Status: offline 		haha you might be a redneck if your known for blurting out

Hey come here I wanna show you somethin

And we know your a dumb redneck if your first instinct is to run over to find out what the speaker wants to show you.

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/26/2008 12:16:26 PM   
CreativeDominant


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Status: offline 		~wriggles brows~...I got more orange clothes, if need be...

If your dungeon is decorated in the colors of your alma mater...you might be a redneck dominant.

If you stumble around in heels because you aren't used to shoes at all, you might be a redneck submissive.

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/26/2008 12:17:09 PM   
DiurnalVampire


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Status: offline 		If you think the term switch only applies to what you go pick in the yard for dicipline scenes... you might be a redneck

If you have ever run short on rope and had to run out to the truck and untie something to finish up... you might be a redneck

If your toybox and your toolbox are the same box... you might be redneck


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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/26/2008 12:17:18 PM   
LilMissHaven


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quote:

ORIGINAL: YourDomNow

quote:

ORIGINAL: LilMissHaven

quote:

ORIGINAL: MissHarlet

You might be a redneck Dominant if all your floggers are held together with duct tape <EG>


*screams with laughter* OMG you might be a redneck submissive if duct tape holds the batteries in your vibrator (don't ask I won't tell)

OMG you are definitely the redneck poster girl now!


HEY!! I resemble that. 

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/26/2008 12:17:57 PM   
AS11


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Status: offline 		Well you aint gona qualify for being one of them good old boys unless your pickup got a gun rack...and the other night my lady told me she wanted to do it wityh the lights on, so I left the door to the pickup open.

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