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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/26/2008 12:19:09 PM   
YourDomNow


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You might be a redneck if you are truly a redneck from the sticks

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/26/2008 12:19:40 PM   
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ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant

~wriggles brows~...I got more orange clothes, if need be...

O my gosh I'm positively dripping now

If your dungeon is decorated in the colors of your alma mater...you might be a redneck dominant.

Now I know a lot of dungeons decorated in red and white.

If you stumble around in heels because you aren't used to shoes at all, you might be a redneck submissive.


You might be a redneck if your relieved to hear that underwear is banned in your new Master's home.

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/26/2008 12:20:34 PM   
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Well you aint gona qualify for being one of them good old boys unless your pickup got a gun rack...and the other night my lady told me she wanted to do it wityh the lights on, so I left the door to the pickup open.


I hear you on the lights,I always jamped a stick between the button and the door while getting down on the church parking lot...

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/26/2008 12:21:22 PM   
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ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire

If you have ever had to climb to the top of a water tower with a can of paint to "reclaim the dignity" of your submissive... you might be a redneck Dom.




That a good un

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/26/2008 12:23:20 PM   
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Status: offline 		YOu might be a redneck if you have mastered the art of having sex on top of a horse. *grins and winks*  I got skillz

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/26/2008 12:23:31 PM   
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Status: offline 		you might be a redneck if you think The Nutcracker is a bad jump off the highdive...

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/26/2008 12:24:22 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

you might be a redneck if you think The Nutcracker is a bad jump off the highdive...


You mean its not?

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/26/2008 12:25:05 PM   
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Status: offline 		you might be a redneck if you dip the snuff thats powder in the little tiny aluminum cans...

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/26/2008 12:25:55 PM   
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YOu might be a redneck if you have mastered the art of having sex on top of a horse. *grins and winks*  I got skillz


That I have Mastered but it does take skills smile..

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/26/2008 12:26:51 PM   
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YOu might be a redneck if you have mastered the art of having sex on top of a horse. *grins and winks*  I got skillz


That I have Mastered but it does take skills smile..


It takes mad skillz to master at a full trot

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/26/2008 12:27:17 PM   
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you might be a redneck if you dip the snuff thats powder in the little tiny aluminum cans...


Yuck!! thats for the high tone rednecks in powered white wigs lol...

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/26/2008 12:27:56 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LilMissHaven

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

you might be a redneck if you think The Nutcracker is a bad jump off the highdive...


You mean its not?


Now that i give it some serious thunk...i guess it is

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/26/2008 12:28:28 PM   
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you might be a redneck if you dip the snuff thats powder in the little tiny aluminum cans...


Yuck!! thats for the high tone rednecks in powered white wigs lol...


I was wondering what the heck he was talking about.

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/26/2008 12:28:31 PM   
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YOu might be a redneck if you have mastered the art of having sex on top of a horse. *grins and winks*  I got skillz


That I have Mastered but it does take skills smile..


It takes mad skillz to master at a full trot


YES!! but it well worth the effort,to go where no man has gone before smile....

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/26/2008 12:28:43 PM   
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YOu might be a redneck if you have mastered the art of having sex on top of a horse. *grins and winks*  I got skillz


Holy keeerap.  Somebody get me a mirror, I think I need to check the color of my neck. Thanks LMH, thanks a BUNCH.

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/26/2008 12:30:28 PM   
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you might be a redneck if you dip the snuff thats powder in the little tiny aluminum cans...


Yuck!! thats for the high tone rednecks in powered white wigs lol...


I was wondering what the heck he was talking about.


Those little silver tins of power snuff the the upper class english use to snuff up their noses... 

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/26/2008 12:30:32 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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you might be a redneck if you think The Nutcracker is a bad jump off the highdive...


You mean its not?


Now that i give it some serious thunk...i guess it is



Not to be mistaken with the Ball Breaker which results from not arranging your package properly upon mounting your horse.

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/26/2008 12:31:45 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LilMissHaven

YOu might be a redneck if you have mastered the art of having sex on top of a horse. *grins and winks*  I got skillz


That I have Mastered but it does take skills smile..


It takes mad skillz to master at a full trot


YES!! but it well worth the effort,to go where no man has gone before smile....


You gotta admire a man with mad skillz



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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/26/2008 12:32:17 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LilMissHaven

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ORIGINAL: LilMissHaven

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

you might be a redneck if you think The Nutcracker is a bad jump off the highdive...


You mean its not?


Now that i give it some serious thunk...i guess it is



Not to be mistaken with the Ball Breaker which results from not arranging your package properly upon mounting your horse.


Now for some serious ball breaking trying trotting on an english saddle without posting talking about pain.... 

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/26/2008 12:32:27 PM   
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Not to be mistaken with the Ball Breaker which results from not arranging your package properly upon mounting your horse.


then they try to shift the goods and hope no one sees....

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