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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/27/2008 8:19:46 AM   
sirsholly


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If you prefer the company of animals to humans you just may be a redneck.


i just call it a need to be accepted...

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/27/2008 8:33:45 AM   
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If you prefer the company of animals to humans you just may be a redneck.


i just call it a need to be accepted...

*hugs Haven*



*nods* maybe

On a lighter note you might be a redneck if you've ever stared at your closet and wondered which pair of boots goes with your gown.

You might be a redneck if one or more pair of your boots are held together by duct tape.  Ya'll know you got that one pair you just can't get rid of, come on admit it, admit it.

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/27/2008 8:38:14 AM   
sirsholly


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You might be a redneck if one or more pair of your boots are held together by duct tape.  Ya'll know you got that one pair you just can't get rid of, come on admit it, admit it.


But...in my defense...i only used duct tape as a back up for the superglue...

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/27/2008 8:40:53 AM   
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Status: offline 		You know you might be a redneck if you always wear army surplus combat boots-because those other things they call boots these days look so poofy.

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/27/2008 8:41:40 AM   
LilMissHaven


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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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You might be a redneck if one or more pair of your boots are held together by duct tape.  Ya'll know you got that one pair you just can't get rid of, come on admit it, admit it.


But...in my defense...i only used duct tape as a back up for the superglue...



lmao ok this is so going to class me but I have work boots held together by duct tape especially around the toe area.

I have just boots I wear everyday

And then I have dancing boots that have duct tape on the bottom.  The silver side on one end to get better slide and sticky end on the other end of the boots to stop my slide before I crash into the bar head first.

And then there's the boots that I've only worn once to a friends wedding, funeral or a formal.

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/27/2008 8:42:43 AM   
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You know you might be a redneck if you always wear army surplus combat boots-because those other things they call boots these days look so poofy.


I actually have two pairs.  A black pair that I love to wear with my little black dress and a camo pair that I wear hunting and mudding.

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/27/2008 8:51:44 AM   
LilMissHaven


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Status: offline 		You might be a redneck if your idea of picking out an outfit accessory is deciding which spurs to wear.

You might be a redneck sub if you hop on your Master, kick him with your spurs and yell

YEHAW gitty up!!

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/27/2008 8:54:31 AM   
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Status: offline 		you might be a redneck if .............you cant see why anyone would need a dungeon when there are perfectly good trees and old cars out back to tie submissives to

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/27/2008 8:55:28 AM   
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You might be a redneck sub if you hop on your Master, kick him with your spurs and yell

YEHAW gitty up!!


i did that...scared the shit out of him. *he was sleeping*

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/27/2008 8:56:12 AM   
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you might be a redneck if .............you cant see why anyone would need a dungeon when there are perfectly good trees and old cars out back to tie submissives to


O MY GAWD!!!  LMFAO
You truly are a redneck if you can admit to being tied to one of the above items.  Don't forget tractor's, fence posts, barn lofts apply as well.

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/27/2008 8:57:30 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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You might be a redneck sub if you hop on your Master, kick him with your spurs and yell

YEHAW gitty up!!


i did that...scared the shit out of him. *he was sleeping*



I was working on building up the nerve.  Unfortunately, my body is never as brave as my mind.

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/27/2008 11:51:29 AM   
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Status: offline 		Yeah....sirs' holly and KMS angel picking on poor, defenseless, angelic me.  Big bullies.  And holly...you might want to check that halo and angel's again...I heard the circus midway is missing one of its rings for the "Ring Toss" game.
Now, MY halo...~sniffs~...WalMart...as if.  Look...~points to engraving~...that there came from the true angel department at Tar-zheeeee.

If your idea of a perfectly good spanking bench is the bench seat you pulled out of that parts truck...with a clean Tijuana blanket on it for those sissy submissives worried about hygiene...you might be a redneck dominant.

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/27/2008 1:01:07 PM   
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If you think that a six pack of bud and a bug zapper is quality entertainment.



looks at post ...looks at Dark Victory ... looks at post ... looks at Dark Victory

fuck..how the hell did I get involved with a red neck??? fuck fuck fuck

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/27/2008 1:02:47 PM   
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If your idea of a perfectly good spanking bench is the bench seat you pulled out of that parts truck...with a clean Tijuana blanket on it for those sissy submissives worried about hygiene...you might be a redneck dominant.


He didn't bother with a blanket. Does that still count?

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/28/2008 7:43:05 AM   
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If your idea of a perfectly good spanking bench is the bench seat you pulled out of that parts truck...with a clean Tijuana blanket on it for those sissy submissives worried about hygiene...you might be a redneck dominant.


He didn't bother with a blanket. Does that still count?


Oh hell yes...I think he might even be one of them there Exalted Poobah Rednecks...~stands in awe~

If you think an electric mixer with dildos welded to the bars where the beaters once were makes an acceptable substitute for one of them newfangled fucking machines...look, it spins 'round really fast instead of just movin' in/out...you might be a redneck dominant.


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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/28/2008 9:06:36 AM   
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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/28/2008 9:07:55 AM   
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Status: offline 		You might be a redneck if your truck has more rust than paint but the engine purrs like new.

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/28/2008 9:09:28 AM   
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perverts!


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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/28/2008 9:14:28 AM   
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Status: offline 		You might be a redneck if you want to vote for Abe Lincoln because he looks like you do, and you thought the 5 dollar bill was a campaign flyer. There is a lot of pissed off rednecks, they just found out old Abe has been dead for 150 years.

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RE: You might be a redneck if............. - 3/28/2008 9:15:09 AM   
sirsholly


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Yeah....sirs' holly and KMS angel picking on poor, defenseless, angelic me.  Big bullies.  And holly...you might want to check that halo and angel's again...I heard the circus midway is missing one of its rings for the "Ring Toss" game.



Can't be...i haven't been to the circus in years. The last time i was there i stepped in elephant poop. Sorta ruined it for me.
 and as for being a bully *hangs head* you are correct Sir...i should be spanked *WEG*



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