Emperor1956
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quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen1968 Oh fuck. Turning forty sucks. I've got early onset arthritis in my neck and spine. Bad knees. A torn rotator cuff. I'm half deaf. I wear glasses now. High cholesterol. My boobs hang lower. And I'm Italian so I'm shrinking. TermsConditions: Pardon me, Maam (you did say you're turning 40, right ), but if that pic next to your name is you then you are pretty d****mn hot lookin'. Just sayin' Terms, you are newish around here so I'll let you in on a little secret. Aileen made a pact with the devil several years ago. She does NOT age. But she has a really nasty-ass portrait of herself in her bedroom. If you get lucky enough to get in there and see it....you WON'T be checking out. E.
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"When you wake up, Pooh," said Piglet, "what's the first thing you say?" "What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?" "I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?" Pooh nodded thoughtfully. "It's the same thing," he said.
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