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ORIGINAL: MrWorf
• You do not have to send naked photos to a Dominant.

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ORIGINAL: littleone35

Its not a bad idea  but as long as people use common sense it will be ok.  This might be a guidline  for someone who is in sub frenzy.  It is just that a guideline not a hard and fast rule book.

Matt's littleone

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Talk to other subs and Dom/mes before you meet someone new. Get references.

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My exs would tell you I was harsh, bitchy and aweful...

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ORIGINAL: Dnomyar

subtee I would get you padded knee pads. You would be gagged(a woman talking to much thing) so you could shout as much as you wanted to. We would use a community toothbrush. So if you want to clean the floor with it go ahead. It is impolite to laugh at a farting person. Your punishment would be to feed that person a lot of beans and have you kneel (on your new knee pads) behind them. Listen to what your Dom says. Don't throw your head back when singing or you may be garggling that song. Go ahead and hide the clamps. I have an extra pair. Don't worry about the clothes you will be naked anyway. Don't worry about the family reunion your a sub not a slave besides if we where in Kentucky it wouldnt matter anyway. They are all related. I don't mind you falling asleep in a scene . I can only last 4 days straight anyway. Don't worry about if I do you. Worry about when I quit doing you. About those naked pics. I got them mixed up with all of my other subs pics. I can't tell which is you. Send me some new ones.

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ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire

The only inherent harm I see in this is that someone brand spankin' new wouldnt KNOW it is only a base. They would se something posted by whom they would assume are authorities in the lifestyle and take it as fact, not suggestion.

DV

• Just use one peice of toilet paper. You don't need to wrap half the roll around your hand to get your crack clean. Think of the trees.
  
• Wash both hands before leaving the bathroom.
  
• Brush for, at least 2 minutes in each sector of your mouth. Circular motions. Think "Wax on, Wax off".
  
• Use the correct postage on each envelope you mail, otherwise it will be sent back or lost.
  
• Call your mother. She misses you.
  
• Liquid dish soap is not a replacement for dishwasher detergent.
  
• If the lamp is not working, try changing the bulb first.
  
• Turn that light off when you leave the room.

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ORIGINAL: MadRabbit

Chapter 223

• Just use one peice of toilet paper. You don't need to wrap half the roll around your hand to get your crack clean. Think of the trees.
  
• Wash both hands before leaving the bathroom.
  
• Brush for, at least 2 minutes in each sector of your mouth. Circular motions. Think "Wax on, Wax off".
  
• Use the correct postage on each envelope you mail, otherwise it will be sent back or lost.
  
• Call your mother. She misses you.
  
• Liquid dish soap is not a replacement for dishwasher detergent. This is SOOO TRUE !!
  
• If the lamp is not working, try changing the bulb first.
  
• Turn that light off when you leave the room.

(Feel free to add in, guys and girls. We need to make sure this book is complete)

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ORIGINAL: subtee

Those are really, really good, but I would like some other, more practical answers provided please:
 

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What if my knees develop calluses, what kind of salve or balm should I use? 

Cocoa Butter or Petrolium Jelly work equally well. 

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What would be a better thing to say, rather than, “Ow fucker-OW fucker-OW FUCKER!” 

How about, "Oh Master-OH Master-OH MASTER!"?

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Is it wrong, when ordered to clean the bathroom with a toothbrush to use his?

Depends, just how badly do you hate the S.O.B.?
 

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If so, does he need to know about it?

Only if you need to give him a reason to release you or put you on the rack.

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You said not to laugh at other people’s scenes, but…what if it’s really, really funny? Like, what if the Dom’s whip misses, gets wrapped around his own neck choking off his air supply and causing him to trip and fall face first into his submissive’s ass, causing her to fart loudly? Still no laughing?

Try muffled snickering, until you can get excused to use the powder room and let it all out.

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What if your Dom says your safeword is “continue doing that no matter what?” 

Get a clue and a new Dom.

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When being peed on, is it okay to lather it into your hair and sing, “I’m gonna wash that man right outta my hair”…? 

Sure but, only if you can't sing any of these songs:  Yellow Submarine, Big Yellow Taxi, Tie A Yellow Ribbon, Yellow Rose of Texas, Goodbye Yellow Brick Road, or, my all time favorite, Mellow Yellow -- "They call me mellow yellow (Quite rightly), They call me mellow yellow (Quite rightly)"

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Is it okay to accidently hide clover clamps? (Okay on this one I’m pretty much serious.)

No, it's not.

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What should a sub do if her Dom picks out her clothes but has no fashion sense?

Ask if it would be okay to go naked?

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When at a family reunion, who should a slave call “Daddy,” her Daddy or…her…Daddy?

Tricky......Possible solution:  Use "Dad" or "Father, dearest" for daddy and "Daddy" for Daddy.

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If a sub falls asleep during a scene is it okay to claim it was subspace?

Works for me.

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If my master won’t “do me,” how can I get him to “do me” without being a “do me” sub?

No solution for this, other than to learn to "do yourself" when necessary.

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You said “you do not have to send naked pics to a dominant”…is that a typo? Should that have read, “you have to send naked pics to a dominant?” (If not, could all the Doms please destroy the pics you’ve received from subtee? Thank you.)

No comment.
 
Note:  Use these tips at your own discretion and at your own risk. 
 
(The above was all tongue-in-cheek, of course.  Thanks for the comic relief, subtee.)
 
Edited to add:  All right, not all of these were tongue-in-cheek. 

joy
Owned servant of Master David

< Message edited by slavegirljoy -- 5/13/2008 1:42:29 PM >

(in reply to subtee)