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soul2share -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/10/2010 11:27:35 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: firemen have some of the tightest asses I've seen....must be all that running around up and down stairs......yummy! You just wanna run right up behind them and take a bite.....or squeeze them juuuuust so! yeah, but you have to be careful with that. Grab a handful of FiremanFanny when they are dousing the flames and they can turn around and spray you with the hose. Not that i have any firsthand knowledge about this.....course not.....i am just assuming...thats all. Damn...that spray really hurt... Well silly girl.....I know that! You wait til they are putting the hoses back on the truck and are bent over, THEN make your grab!!!! But it will be received better if there isn't a metal shelf over said fireman's head.......they ain't too keen on concussions! I sent flowers!!!

soul2share -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/10/2010 11:29:53 AM)
Linnea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I see ya lurking! Pots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe it's time to look for a new station?

VirginPotty -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/10/2010 11:30:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: soul2share Well, well....karma sucks......either that or I'm channeling Holly again...I made fun of her culinary skills, and then went out to heat up a bowl of my chicken and mush soup, and when I removed it from the microwave, proceeded to DROP the damn bowl, spewing hot chicken soup everywhere, inluding on my nekkid little body, and broke a bowl! I HATE TILE FLOORS! I dont' get it, I lived in my apartment in PHX for 18 months, never dropped a single piece of dishware......I've been here 3 months, and have lost a salad plate and bowl.......what gives??????? And my grace isn't only in the kitchen...came in here to get online (while I still can!) and put the second bowl of mush soup on the sliding keyboards shelf, then proceeded to push it in, hitting the bowl, and almost wiping it out there.....as if second degree burns on my arm, hands and lower legs isn't good enough! I hereby formally 'pologize to Holly for making fun of her cooking......today, anyway! [:)] What you described doesn't have ANYTHING to do w/Clumsy's cooking. You've channeled her gracelessness that's for sure but I'm sure her atrocious cooking is still hers alone![8D]

soul2share -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/10/2010 11:33:35 AM)
Yeah, but I didn't make the comments about her grace, or lack there of......either way, I'm not going to go into the kitchen for the rest of the day....better safe than sorry! 'Sides, I'm not exactly known for my fine coordination......I was called "Grace" when I was a kid......no, really! And I have the worst times getting thru doorways without banging my shoulder on it on the way out.......

VirginPotty -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/10/2010 11:39:33 AM)
[8\|]Oh Gawd, you're the sequel to "Walking Chaos". You can be "Walking Chaos" II

soul2share -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/10/2010 11:45:05 AM)
well, I will admit to falling UP a flight of stairs and splitting my lip open, but that's all.......heck, I have bruises on my body in all sorts of places...ask me how I got them, and I can't tell you! I tend to walk into things alot...even looking right at them......d'oh!

Aylee -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/10/2010 2:22:07 PM)
Just to let you know S2S, I stuck one of your .siglines on as my FB status.

ShaharThorne -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/10/2010 2:42:41 PM)
Its offical...I will have a camera shoved up my ass next Thursday. I will take it with pride and diginty...and while I am knocked out. As far as I know...I am doing this because my uncle did die from colon cancer and poylps do run in the family. This is the only anal play I will allow.

mnottertail -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/10/2010 2:43:18 PM)
do you have the pay per view schedule yet?

ShaharThorne -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/10/2010 2:47:38 PM)
Sorry, but Oscar Dela Hoyle(?) has the PPV. I am lucky if I can fart...err...i am since I am suppose to be a lady...pass gas...

KMsAngel -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/10/2010 2:51:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: fluffypet61 Steven...just 3 words Chocolate Chip Cookies oy, fluffy, no fair luring steve from me with cookies! ps. he's GOOD! [:D]

ShaharThorne -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/10/2010 3:12:30 PM)
But I got the banana nut muffins with chocolate chunks.... DS, search your feelings...you know that the muffins are worthy of coming to the dark side..

Aylee -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/10/2010 7:47:49 PM)
What I saw at the grocery store tonight: Occassionaly I like to give you all my little accounts of the craziness that I see while grocery shopping. Tonight was no exception. There were 2 things that I found rather interesting. 1. A rather scruffy looking couple bragging to each other about just how much they received in food stamps. And if that was not bad enough, they reaked off pot. How do I know this? Well, I am one of the strange people that cannot abide the plant. The smell creates an instant headache combined with nausea. How tasteless can people be? Obviously pretty tasteless. 2. New Twinkies with green filling. That is just disgusting. I will be placing this item in my, "Dayum I hope that was a nightmare" file. Along with green and purple ketchup, fish sticks with sprinkles, and frozen sushi. Has the world gone mad?

VirginPotty -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/10/2010 7:49:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: soul2share Linnea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I see ya lurking! Pots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe it's time to look for a new station? [:-]Already did Soul! I'll keep you posted on the fresh "hoses".

thornhappy -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/10/2010 7:56:24 PM)
I hear tell that you'll fart up a storm that could knock the doors off Ron's place after that procedure... quote: ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne Sorry, but Oscar Dela Hoyle(?) has the PPV. I am lucky if I can fart...err...i am since I am suppose to be a lady...pass gas...

ShaharThorne -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/10/2010 8:11:51 PM)
Aylee I mentioned the twinkles on the Biggest Loser thread...just the sight of them made me feel [:'(] Thorny...I think the doctor will install a glass lined muffler...The gas is a powerful force.

sirsholly -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/11/2010 4:27:32 AM)
Morning all!!!![:)][:)][:)][:)][:)]

sirsholly -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/11/2010 4:28:45 AM)
quote: Well silly girl.....I know that! You wait til they are putting the hoses back on the truck and are bent over, THEN make your grab!!!! But it will be received better if there isn't a metal shelf over said fireman's head.......they ain't too keen on concussions! I sent flowers!!! [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

sirsholly -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/11/2010 4:29:57 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VirginPotty [8\|]Oh Gawd, you're the sequel to "Walking Chaos". You can be "Walking Chaos" II My girl...my SoulSista!!!!!

sirsholly -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/11/2010 4:31:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VirginPotty Why are the FF's at my old station full of flabby asses????? Just my damn luck![8\|] because they only employee the elderly?

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