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jlf1961 -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (9/1/2010 7:08:52 PM)
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ORIGINAL: SorceressJ
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ORIGINAL: jlf1961
Contrary to what some of you may believe, I was not the person who took hostages at the Discovery Channel Headquarters building.
I am the one working on a plan to take over the planet and cause another ice age so that my investments in the winter sports industry will gain value.
Hmm. We are having so much global warming you may have some difficulties with that plan. May I offer the services of me and my rain stick? I could go out in my yard and do a nakey dance to get things jumped up a little, maybe..[:D]
Well, my plan is simple, I am going to win a couple hundred million in the lottery, then I will buy a few large yield nuclear devices, drill holes into the earth's crust above a couple of the known supervolcanoes and then detonate the nuclear devices.
The resulting explosions will cause earthquakes that will set off super volcanic eruptions that will pump a large amount of sulfur dioxide gasses into the atmosphere that will reflect sunlight and therefore lower the earth's temperature significantly thereby causing the ice age.
Now, by cornering the winter clothing market, and not releasing winter coats to the world population until I am declared emperor of the planet.
My first act as world leader would be to eliminate reality tv and replace it with 24/7 american football.
The only problem is how to prevent a large number of the earth's population dieing in the supervolcanic eruptions and the resulting ash clouds.
My plan b involves voodoo, black magic and blackmail
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