tiggerspoohbear -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (10/29/2011 8:48:27 AM)
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ORIGINAL: soul2share Ouch Pooh Bear!!!!! That sounds like something I'd do! Actually, I have, but it was only a couple of stairs. Glad there's nothing broken, but I can sorta feel your pain. I screwed up my back in the Army, and it flares up on me sometimes. No pwetty green pills for it tho.....[:D]....I just swallow a handful of Ibuprofen. But I don't know....I got morphine in my IV when I had appendicitis....didn't really do much.....I didn't even fall asleep! Took the edge off the pain, but there really wasn't that much to begin with. And I DEFINITELY know about the preggers remark....I was at a spa getting a facial, and the girl there made a comment about how my skin was in pretty good shape for being pregnant......some women break out.....and this was about the time that my son was 15. I just said something about how it never happened to me, and let the poor girl slide....I could tell she was mortified! I had on jersey knit shorts and a tank tunic, I like my tops a little bigger with room to move. And yep, I still wear the top and the shorts! OUCH was definitely NOT what I said. Poor P was all in a panic and it took him about 10 minutes to convince me to let him pick me up by wrapping my arms around his neck. I was terrified he was going to slip and fall and take me down again. As for the morphine, it's not doing much of anything at all for the pain, but it sure leaves me feeling like I don't really care. [8D] Poor Fire last night was texting me and I had her in stitches trying to figure out what the hell I was saying, made no sense at all! And for the preggo part? I figured she was an elderly lady, so I kinda let it slide. But when I had it happen in August, with someone about my age who kept asking me when I was expecting, I finally looked at her and told her I'm NOT pregnant, this is just me. She tried to cover up by saying it was the way I was holding my belly, but I didn't let her slide at all. Told her I was holding on to to the strap of my purse by my thumb, and how could my hand be "protecting" my belly. She's the one who ended up looking like a fool, backpedaling didn't work, I wasn't gonna let her off the hook, and the others in the waiting room were looking at her like "Jane, you ignorant slut". [:D]
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