Hippiekinkster
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Joined: 11/20/2007 From: Liechtenstein Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd: ... the greatest thing since they put the pocket in the pita. Man, isn't that the coolest thing ever? Who thought of that? They should be made a Saint or a Prophet or Undersecretary of some obscure gov't agency. Really. I mean, I get so excited when I see that pocket pita bread. You can stick all kinds of stuff in it. I know. I go to the store and see people with pitas in their trolleys and I ask them, Hey! How did you find out about this stuff? Isn't it great? You can put stuff in it and it only leaks out one side unless you're a really slow eater! Isn't that the coolest? Can you take me home with you and make me a pita samwich? Why are you calling Security? I'm harmless, really, I just want to put some stuff in your pita, that's all, lady! Christ, don't overreact, you bitch, you goddamn fucking... Hey, look, security dude, it's her fualt, she had her pita out right out in the open teasing me it's her own damn fault for shopping like that I want a lawyer.
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