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-=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 4:22:48 PM   
ResidentSadist


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You see them everywhere… a veritable sea of friendly, sexy, charming submissives you would just love to get your hands on.  But how can one Dom/me make a difference when there is an ocean of unclaimed submissives?  I’ll tell you how:

Two Tops were walking toward each other in the BIG dungeon at Thunder In The Mountains.  One Top was in their early 20s, the other obviously much older. The dungeon was littered with submissives, all without anyone to care for them or play with them.  Like starfish washed up on a beach, they were withering emotionally without attention (hint, story origins).

The younger Top watched the older one pick up a submissive and play with them.  Then, one at a time he cared for and played with the others giving them a chance to submit, feel useful and have fun.  The young top thought, “Why is he doing that?  How foolish.  He can’t play with or save them all.”
As they came near one another, the younger Top felt compelled to point out to the older one the futility in this action and said, “You know, you can’t save them all.  Most of them will wither here in the dungeon.  What you are doing really won’t make any difference.”  The older Top studied the young one for a moment. Then bent down, picked out a submissive, took them in hand, cared for them and played with them.  He smiled at the young Top and said, “It made a difference to that one.” Then he walked on, and continued picking up other submissives.

You can make a difference, come guys and gals, adopt one now! 
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(thnx to Griswold for the Adopt A Sub idea in an other thread)
(thnx to the Starfish Story I so forcefully jammed to fit this scenario)

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 4:30:31 PM   
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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 4:34:32 PM   
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Status: offline 		Am I adoptable?
Or will I be Put down?

< Message edited by lusciouslips19 -- 6/12/2008 4:39:12 PM >

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 4:37:58 PM   
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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 4:40:50 PM   
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Status: offline 		Kal, the starfish story, and your version of it, remind me of an old and well known story about two bulls.

The two bulls, one an older one and one quite young, crested a ridge and observed a herd of heifers and cows peacfully grazing down below them. The young bull got all excited and was leaping about. He said to the older bull, " this is our lucky day, dude, lets charge the herd, when they freak and scatter, we can cut one out and both fuck her".

The wiser old bull smiled at the youngster and said, " no, son, we'll walk down calmly and be cool, careful not to upset or spook them. Then, calmly and slowly, we'll fuck 'em all".


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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 4:41:06 PM   
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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 4:45:15 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

Gets down on my knees and begs properly. With my mouth open wide and my tongue out, no teeth!


Hahahaa...you took your teeth out???

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 4:45:45 PM   
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    RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 4:48:34 PM   
    brat4fun


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    Status: offline     		I don't quite know if I'm ready for adoption, but a foster home could be lovely.  *grin*

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    RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 4:49:34 PM   
    celticlord2112


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    You can make a difference, come guys and gals, adopt one now!

    Which ones can make things like dump cake, cookies, brownies, and other necessaries of life?


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    RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 4:53:35 PM   
    lusciouslips19


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    quote:

    ORIGINAL: Aileen1968

    quote:

    ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

    Gets down on my knees and begs properly. With my mouth open wide and my tongue out, no teeth!


    Hahahaa...you took your teeth out???


    Yes, cause I'm a twue sub and if you were too you'ld get em pulled and gum those Masters.

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    RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 4:54:05 PM   
    MakeMeSmile4U


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    Status: offline     		<< makes great brownies!!!  

    I'm not a great cook, but I'm willing to practice, practice, practice  :) 

    (and that goes for my other subly duties as well )


    < Message edited by MakeMeSmile4U -- 6/12/2008 4:55:38 PM >

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    RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 4:56:32 PM   
    lusciouslips19


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    quote:

    ORIGINAL: SinLee

    /aimlessly does naked cartwheels around the auction area... trying carefully not to land on anyone important



    Grabs SinLee upside down in a cartwheel holding her legs spread eagle for the Domly ones and offers her up for a taste.

    I do that cause thats what twue subs do to please her Master.

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    RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 4:56:53 PM   
    ResidentSadist


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    quote:

    ORIGINAL: cjan

    Kal, the starfish story, and your version of it, remind me of an old and well known story about two bulls.

    The two bulls, one an older one and one quite young, crested a ridge and observed a herd of heifers and cows peacfully grazing down below them. The young bull got all excited and was leaping about. He said to the older bull, " this is our lucky day, dude, lets charge the herd, when they freak and scatter, we can cut one out and both fuck her".

    The wiser old bull smiled at the youngster and said, " no, son, we'll walk down calmly and be cool, careful not to upset or spook them. Then, calmly and slowly, we'll fuck 'em all".

    "Walk down slow and fuck them all."  My dad told me that when I was young..  I love that story.  He conducted his life & business like that and did well for himself. 

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    RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 4:58:41 PM   
    Lynnxz


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    RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 5:01:53 PM   
    thornhappy


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    quote:

    ORIGINAL: celticlord2112

    quote:


    You can make a difference, come guys and gals, adopt one now!

    Which ones can make things like dump cake, cookies, brownies, and other necessaries of life?


    Howzabout banana bread or pumpkin bread? 

    * glides across the space displaying the rack o' doom *

    thornhappy

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    RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 5:06:28 PM   
    lusciouslips19


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    quote:

    ORIGINAL: celticlord2112

    quote:


    You can make a difference, come guys and gals, adopt one now!

    Which ones can make things like dump cake, cookies, brownies, and other necessaries of life?



    I am a baker,
    not a little faker.


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    RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 5:07:08 PM   
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    quote:

    ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

    Gets down on my knees and begs properly. With my mouth open wide and my tongue out, no teeth!


    This sounds suspiciously like "head down, ass..." uhhh, never mind.

    Cali


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    RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 5:10:00 PM   
    ResidentSadist


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    quote:

    ORIGINAL: CalifChick

    quote:

    ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

    Gets down on my knees and begs properly. With my mouth open wide and my tongue out, no teeth!

    This sounds suspiciously like "head down, ass..." uhhh, never mind.

    Cali

    Hey.. we need an emoticon for that one!

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    RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 5:10:13 PM   
    cjan


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    Status: offline     		I suggest the subs in need of adoption submit pics to the Dom/mes of choice for serious consideration. Those with documented deepthroating skills and videos go to the head of the line. Semi-finalists will be notified to  take a number and wait patiently in the sub annex to the Dom/me lounge. When you hear your number called, proceed to the conveniently placed gloryholes, drop to your knees and display your skills.

    Adoptees will be notified where and when to appear for the necessary physical, psychological and housekeeping tests and appropriate vaccinations.


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