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Toilet Paper - Under or Over?


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RE: Toilet Paper - Under or Over? - 6/14/2008 7:13:39 PM   
LadyRainfire


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Do what i do and use a washlette; which is like a bidet.  Water is the universal solvent and for a hairy rear end, it is soo much easier.  The Toto model i have has a built in blow dryer.


I love bidets but ummmmm, didn't need to know about hairy rear ends. A little TMI there....    (Says she who believes in total wax jobs for herself and who's Daddy prefers her that way...)


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RE: Toilet Paper - Under or Over? - 6/14/2008 7:14:41 PM   
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RE: Toilet Paper - Under or Over? - 6/14/2008 7:15:53 PM   
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RE: Toilet Paper - Under or Over? - 6/14/2008 7:20:42 PM   
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Status: offline 		I said under for one simple reason, and it is an evil reason at that....

I share my house with one of my sisters, who happens to be one of those perferctionist/organized types (I keep telling her that it is a sign of psychotic behavior, serial killers, Hitler, Idi Amin were all organized people.)

So, since I am, at least in the doctors educated opinion, physically disabled, and stay home to take care of the dogs, I have to do something to keep from going out of my mind.

So, after a long discussion with the five dogs in the house, including some doggy treat bribes, we decided that at least once every couple of days, we would change the way the roll of toilet paper was on the spoils...

We, the dogs and I have also turned one fan blade on each of the ceiling fans over from the white side to the wood grained side, changed the radio station from country to rock in her computer room/office and her bedroom (that was purely the lab/pit mix's idea, since sis is a country fan)  and the one in the living room to NPR.....

I have changed her coffee from the yellow canister to the orange one and put mine in the yellow one (She likes flavored, I like french roast espresso grind.)

And today, I had to wash her blanket from her bed, her husky/wolf pup found some mud somewhere and tracked it all over the bed, and my sister who was in said bed sleeping at the time.  It is now 9:21 pm, and I have run that blanket in the dryer with a real fuzzy dog blanket about four times, without putting in one of the no static dryer sheets.......


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RE: Toilet Paper - Under or Over? - 6/14/2008 7:22:50 PM   
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RE: Toilet Paper - Under or Over? - 6/14/2008 7:23:51 PM   
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Status: offline 		So... what do you blot your lipstick with? Hmmm

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well i do have a pile of washcloths and a covered container to put them in so that i do not have to use any tp.  i suppose that would work for a nice red lipstick (does that stuff wash out?).   Being a dumb boy i do not know much of the ways of lipstick though.

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RE: Toilet Paper - Under or Over? - 6/14/2008 7:24:00 PM   
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RE: Toilet Paper - Under or Over? - 6/14/2008 7:24:04 PM   
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RE: Toilet Paper - Under or Over? - 6/14/2008 7:26:02 PM   
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Status: offline 		 I am not, just a bit deranged. 

I was also the guy in high school that came up with the wonderful idea of putting petrolum jelly on all the classroom door knobs.... and industrial epoxy cement on the women's restroom hinges before classes one morning..... 

I  mean the guys in the school didnt mind sharing.......



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RE: Toilet Paper - Under or Over? - 6/14/2008 7:39:21 PM   
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Status: offline 		LOL that sounds like something I would do. Too funny! thanks for the laugh

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RE: Toilet Paper - Under or Over? - 6/14/2008 7:46:42 PM   
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So... what do you blot your lipstick with? Hmmm

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well i do have a pile of washcloths and a covered container to put them in so that i do not have to use any tp.  i suppose that would work for a nice red lipstick (does that stuff wash out?).   Being a dumb boy i do not know much of the ways of lipstick though.


ok I was just seriously confused by this post..then realized that you are new here (welcome, btw!!)

At the top right corner of each post is a button that says 'quote'.. if you use that, and make sure that you have gotten PAST the [ / quote ] (remove spaces), your posts will show what you're quoting :)

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RE: Toilet Paper - Under or Over? - 6/14/2008 7:48:20 PM   
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Status: offline 		I think that was in response to the one who uses a bidet and I am way to lazy to go find who it was.

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RE: Toilet Paper - Under or Over? - 6/14/2008 7:50:08 PM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		yeah...but learning how to use the quote feature.. (and search function) is a GOOD thing..LOL

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RE: Toilet Paper - Under or Over? - 6/14/2008 7:51:57 PM   
Gwynvyd


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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

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Over, over, over, dagnabit ! Under is a hard limit.


I'm gonna go to your house, short sheet your bed, put champagne in your toothpaste and change yer terletpaper from over to under! 



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RE: Toilet Paper - Under or Over? - 6/14/2008 7:52:15 PM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

yeah...but learning how to use the quote feature.. (and search function) is a GOOD thing..LOL


yes indeed, I use the quotes a lot, but rarely use the search (not saying I don't know how )

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RE: Toilet Paper - Under or Over? - 6/14/2008 8:01:27 PM   
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RE: Toilet Paper - Under or Over? - 6/14/2008 8:03:05 PM   
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31 are right, 6 are wrong, so far.


*sticks tongue out* I've always liked being in the minority

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RE: Toilet Paper - Under or Over? - 6/14/2008 8:09:21 PM   
LookingForUinPDX


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ORIGINAL: LadyRainfire

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ORIGINAL: LookingForUinPDX

Do what i do and use a washlette; which is like a bidet.  Water is the universal solvent and for a hairy rear end, it is soo much easier.  The Toto model i have has a built in blow dryer.


I love bidets but ummmmm, didn't need to know about hairy rear ends. A little TMI there....    (Says she who believes in total wax jobs for herself and who's Daddy prefers her that way...)



since i am new and learning, what does TMI mean?



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RE: Toilet Paper - Under or Over? - 6/14/2008 8:10:50 PM   
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RE: Toilet Paper - Under or Over? - 6/14/2008 8:11:58 PM   
LookingForUinPDX


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

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ORIGINAL: LookingForUinPDX

So... what do you blot your lipstick with? Hmmm

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fluffy

Bounty's Coffee Shop cleaning slave



well i do have a pile of washcloths and a covered container to put them in so that i do not have to use any tp.  i suppose that would work for a nice red lipstick (does that stuff wash out?).   Being a dumb boy i do not know much of the ways of lipstick though.


ok I was just seriously confused by this post..then realized that you are new here (welcome, btw!!)

At the top right corner of each post is a button that says 'quote'.. if you use that, and make sure that you have gotten PAST the [ / quote ] (remove spaces), your posts will show what you're quoting :)


Thank you for the information.  Now i need to figure out how to quote from two responeses so i do not have to post twice in a row. 

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